Reposted by Roland BatesMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6hand while we are very sad about that, Lord! how we suddenly jump, as Scorpio, or the Scorpion, stings us in the rear 1475
Reposted by Roland Batesflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds 81488672
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 6hEsther Rantzen was a very big deal when I was young. That's Life. Childline. She was big on the Ben Needham campaign. An amazing person. I'm on her side when it comes to assisted dying. But even if you aren't, she lived well and I am glad her suffering has ended. Plus she was really funny. 1190
Reposted by Roland BatesLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 11hReally sad to hear of the death of @annapicard.bsky.social, who I only knew on the other place and then here, but who I nevertheless felt I knew. A great loss to music and writing. 0144
Reposted by Roland BatesStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 9hRather than pop songs, what the supermarkets should really be playing over the PA is longform, slowly developing drone and sound collage kind of stuff because shoppers would stay in the supermarket to find out what the sound does next, and during that time they’d buy additional stuff. 96814
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 9hI had somebody pop into my mind today but I couldn't remember the name. Or much else, beyond a vibe. This continued for hours. It was Hera Lindsay Bird FFS 130
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 10hAnother email from the US Democrats. This one is headed "You're Wrong, Roland". Do they want my vote or not? Truly they are the gift horse of political parties. 240
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 10hA day spent largely on my own while colleagues were at a memorial service. And now the PCC. 000
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tomorrow I am flying solo as my colleagues attend the memorial service for Simon Trewin, the very best of men. 050
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I used to work in Purley one day a week. Trains meant I always arrived early, so I would treat myself to a coffee in a place run by a gay couple who bitched at each other continually. Éducation sentimentale 140
Reposted by Roland BatesThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remember, if someone tells you that your dream of having a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is "unrealistic", they were never your friend to begin with. 1365362
Reposted by Roland BatesRRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 29/09/2026John Lewis ad with a sad ukele cover of the Hofmeister Bear rap 3102
Reposted by Roland BatesBrían Hanrahan @hanrahanistan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hide in the library 2664
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love Perutz. Endlessly recommended to me by the wine writer Malcolm Gluck. 020
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have just listened to thirty minutes of Geoff Norcott. Keep an eye on me 340
Reposted by Roland BatesPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fritz has an ENORMOUS collection of fossils in his cellar. 536138
Reposted by Roland BatesIndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Siri, show me what “cognitive dissonance” means 041
Reposted by Roland BatesMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid 214744
Reposted by Roland BatesIndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm too lazy and cheap to run an actual website, but there's a link tree thing here I update from time to time, where you can find a lot of what my writing life's about. If you're that way inclined. No pressure. Obviously. linktr.ee/guywarelinktr.eeguyware Official: X | LinktreeView guyware’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Spotify here. Your next favorite track is just a click away! 031
Reposted by Roland BatesDan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency 22425931060
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tax the rich, like a socialist party would do. You fucking imbecile 171
Reposted by Roland BatesMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life. 561618593
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Beckenham, where I grew up, is being actively infiltrated by a Christian cult which is overrunning the place. They are called City Gate. They are planning to take over the cinema. These people are evil (I am a real Christian btw) take a look online and shut these fucking fuckers down. 121
Reposted by Roland BatesSteven Poole @stevenpoole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026whoever would have guessed that the AI doom/EA cult is exactly like all other cults in history inasmuch as its members' primary motivation is to gaslight women into having sex with them 093
Reposted by Roland BatesDavid Collard @davidcollard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Empson lived at 65 Marchmont Street, a few doors along from the barber's shop run by Kenneth Williams's father. 281
Reposted by Roland Batesharrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026100% - this is why I never use self checkout. 1285
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lloyds Bank has an advert for a particular account. The ad describes the account as "the gift horse of accounts". Idiots. 4120
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very funny to see that much of Tony Archer's chest. 100
Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seen today, something I had forgotten "I've got a really nice stepladder at home. Sadly, I never knew my real ladder" 140