Reposted by jooliarghdaughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, Glasgow. You're a tricky ticket but I do love you. 1184
Reposted by jooliarghJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ENID BLYTON HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME 25410
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: A specific suitcase I had a nightmare about when I was 3 Falling down stairs (same nightmare) Mould - still can’t touch the stuff Malfunctioning electronics making noises Earwigs Centipedes Nuclear war 120
Reposted by jooliarghProfessor Peter Matthews @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife? 753400991
Reposted by jooliarghThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-sp… 151924311
Reposted by jooliarghLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We should put this sign on every politician's desk 574355857
Reposted by jooliarghRob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026Yeah, we can be sorry that she died, but let's also celebrate that she lived, and how she lived. And nobody worth a damn has a bad thing to say about her, just as it should be. 2493
Reposted by jooliarghFuture of Music Coalition @futureofmusic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Maybe one way we can honor Dolly Parton's memory is by following her advice: "Find out who you are and do it on purpose." 19722
Reposted by jooliarghScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's foundation has given away more than 270 million books to children. 427658
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Actually useful site going into some detail about how emergency alerts work, for anyone still curious: www.bt.com/help/mobile/...bt.comAbout Emergency Alerts | MobileFind out how UK Emergency Alerts work on BT Mobile. Learn what they look like, when you’ll receive them, and how they help keep you safe during emergencies. 000
Reposted by jooliarghJane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m reminded of the time I was in a BBC editors’ meeting where we all had BBC News alerts enabled, and we found out seven times that the ventriloquist Keith Harris had died. #alert 714329
Reposted by jooliarghDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026To people living in fear of abuse who have a secret phone - or indeed anyone with good reason to want emergency alerts off their phone - please share. I've not had any alerts today so I'm guessing it worked when I did this on my phone a while back 👍 www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...gov.ukOpting out of emergency alertsOpting out of emergency alerts 12426
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Loads of people saying they accidentally dismissed the alert so didn’t get to read it. In case you ever need it, and if you’re somewhere you have data, recent alerts should always be at www.gov.uk/alerts.gov.ukAbout Emergency AlertsYour mobile phone or tablet may get an emergency alert if there’s a danger to life nearby. Alerts tell you what to do to stay safe. 000
Reposted by jooliarghJules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 613365750
Reposted by jooliarghMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Phew, that’s a relief. I thought it was going to say Farage had gone on a rampage. 1115916
Reposted by jooliarghAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"women aren't safe around immigrants!" *Hurls wheelie bin through a shop window* 1272
Reposted by jooliarghAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"Our community is shit because of immigrants!" *sets fire to said community* 213619
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026new level of laziness/brain-tiredness: staring into space and not looking at the thing I’m doing, because I can’t be arsed to move my eyeballs 000
Reposted by jooliarghMitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith. 24452569
Reposted by jooliarghTom @tdawks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A good name for a bus stop, and also a fun party game for bishops. 20609148
Reposted by jooliarghInformation is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Every car rental line ever By instagram user @mattsurelee 073
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is the first time Bluesky has felt to me like old Twitter during a live event, and I am loving it. 000
Reposted by jooliarghCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly. 15562041417
Reposted by jooliarghDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Foreign journalists trying to cover UK politics right now #Farage #Clacton 228248
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I don’t really believe in pre-ordained destiny but… surely this is meant to be? 000
Reposted by jooliarghBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284212497
Reposted by jooliarghGood SquidDance Macabre @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This is good news, and it matters beyond the ponds themselves. It's a reminder that, as others have said, the horrifying rollback of trans rights in the UK over the last year and change has happened wholly without a democratic mandate. When the people get a say, they demand inclusion. 2439135
Reposted by jooliarghOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026cooked him like groceries 162681427
Reposted by jooliarghTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026That's the west coast mainline for you 372267416
Reposted by jooliarghRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already 160101881530
Reposted by jooliarghVictoria Redfern @victoriaredfern.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Oh this is WONDERFUL. I never notice either! 063
Reposted by jooliarghDr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA 344362897568
Reposted by jooliarghNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead. Me: Can it talk to my printer yet? They: haha no 11843269
Reposted by jooliarghYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351158846
Reposted by jooliarghDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Trying to read an article on any 'Reach' platform 3332
jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Parseword #45 ⏱️ 8m44s ⭐️ No Hints 🥚 Learn Mode I didn’t need another daily puzzle game in my life, but so far I’m enjoying Parseword. Today’s definition though… hmmm. 010
Reposted by jooliarghKateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I hate that we're demanding refugees integrate (without ever really explaining what that means) while never giving them more than 2.5 years permission to be in the UK. As yet another war starts, that will inevitably create more refugees.bbc.co.ukShabana Mahmood to announce asylum system changes to take effectFrom Monday, asylum seekers granted refugee status in the UK will be offered only temporary protection. 061
Reposted by jooliarghRachel Coldicutt @rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If the rumours are true and the kids and social media consultation opens today, here are two things I think should be banned from social media: 1) AI bots 2) recommendations algorithms that optimise for time on site Firm regulation of both of these things is possible and auditable 7357104
Reposted by jooliarghAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/02/2026So the Telegraph is taking this well 40458961098
Reposted by jooliarghJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If Starmer 2.0 means nothing else, perhaps it can mean this… 911510275
Reposted by jooliarghKate Osborne MP @kateosbornemp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The High Court today confirms that the EHRC's draft code of practice got the law wrong and must be changed. Women's and men's toilets can be provided on a trans- inclusive basis for customers and service users. 3335173
Reposted by jooliarghKate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick 85119864137
Reposted by jooliarghGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Colonoscopy is the gold standard for diagnosing bowel cancer, but a very helpful home test is also available — the FIT test is normally done as part of screening after age 50, but you can ask your GP for it if you have any changes in your bowel movements www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk/about-bowel-...bowelcanceruk.org.ukBowel cancer screening | Bowel Cancer UKLearn about the different screening programmes currently in use across the UK and what tests are available. 48229
Reposted by jooliarghDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD HER HUSBAND'S TOILET'S MADE OF GOLD.' 65810
Reposted by jooliarghMatt Eason @matteason.me · 06/02/2026Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he 15695127
Reposted by jooliarghMrsVB @mrsivb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Anyone who thinks what's happening is the worst political scandal this century, in this country should take a stroll down to the Covid Memorial Wall. 1322670
