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"Don't touch the ravioli, it's garbage".

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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 12h
Braverman is on glue. ENGLISH GLUE.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Story Of The Blues. What an absolute belter.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I ever post a "Cheers Tim! Cheers Simon!" video post to Sunday Brunch feel free to take a rock to my head.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone today trying to tell me that Burnham's LPC speech did not constitute a substantial sea change.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burnham: "I'm 10 weeks into my job, not all my recent predecessors have been able to say that". Truss:
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, that's our 2026 round-robin family Christmas card sorted.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the funniest piss-takes in cinematic history giving Blazing Saddles a run for its money.
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Chasing Amy
ALT: Chasing Amy
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, Mélenchon. Always making things worse than they already are. Le véritable fouteur de merde. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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French students and police clash as school blockades turn violent
More than 200 arrested while teachers join protest over class sizes, exhausting timetables and staff shortages
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence" - Doug McLeod. A quote I've loved for decades. Good grief it's never felt more prescient than it does today.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jamesrball.com at the Labour Party Conference "The vibes could be much worse. People are having a nice time... I'm from Yorkshire. That's high praise from me!" As a Scot who lived in W.Yorks for 5 yrs I can concur that this is indeed very high praise ;) Top show again @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh go & daub some Disney you absolute parcel.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE LOUD CLANGING OF A MILLION VAGINAS SLAMMING SHUT.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fyi @mrjamesob.bsky.social John Crace in the Guardian. "My sisters & I had to sell my mother’s house to pay for her care during the last 7 yrs of her life as she suffered from Alzheimer’s. We didn’t mind so much but my mother would have been gutted had she been aware". Why don't people get this?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Despite being a famous Hollywood star if you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The course of true love never did fucking run smooth".
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Wittle pawade". You should absolutely be following @gillianbrockell.com bc she's magnificent.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Knight's Tale is on telly & I'd forgotten how funny it is & I suddenly remembered that my pal Alison adored it She died of CJD 8 years ago. The proteins in her brain turned in on themselves & 3 months later she died The world is bafflingly wonderful & awful innit Here's to the lovely people
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conversations you have when you've been with someone for over 3 decades. Sunday morning lying in bed with the OH. We both fully agreed that Barbara Flynn was always an absolute ride, never more so than in A Very Peculiar Practice. Both of us barmy for Babs.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up with toothpaste on my specs this Sunday morning which is a clear sign of Saturday afternoon lager scoops having fully delivered on the designated brief. No. I did not get chips/ pakora on the way home. I'd already eaten a family pack of Wotsits in the pub. I do have some standards.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting ready to meet a best mate for some Saturday afternoon scoops here in Glasgow, doing my new do, a bit of lippy (haven't left the house without it since I was 14), listening to Marvin & Tammi & gently grooving. Here's to all the good people because we are very, very many & we shall prevail xxx
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The woman playing the love interest to Huey Lewis is married to Pierce Brosnan. The absolute shit in my husband's head is infinite. 33 years & counting. #totp
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My husband worked with a woman in London who had very curly hair. They became really good friends & she also came to our wedding. He used to greet her by singing in a high pitched voice "BABY!!!". Of course she didn't look any thing like Leo Sayer but the bastard kept it up for years. #TOTP
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the car with my kid, drum & bass track playing on the radio. Him: "D & B always makes me think of Father Ted". We've never for a second rated ourselves as brilliant parents but at times like this I think we did alright.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just told my kid I've changed my mind about his name & henceforth he will be known as Pierre. He is 25 & discombobulated by this news. But my torn perineum still feels like it was yesterday.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Show me how old you are with a business card. Langan's Brasserie in Mayfair when it was owned by Peter Langan, Michael Caine & Richard Shepherd. A 071 London area code! I was about 12 years old. Probably had chips.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, And then we’ll take it higher".
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My husband did UK press for Dead Kennedys in the early 90s. Although they never met in person he spoke to Biafra fairly frequently on the phone & said he was a lovely fella. I'd bet money he'd thoroughly approve of Charlotte Church's California Über Alles cover.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A kaleidoscope of stupid.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nick Clegg is an arsehole. That's it. That's the post. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Nick Clegg plays down fears ‘godlike’ AI could exterminate humanity
Former deputy PM now involved in tech industry says many within sector are ‘winding themselves up into a lather’
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To Daniel Thomas Yours, Hobson.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Camper Van Beethoven's Take the Skinheads Bowling. Songs you never hear anymore.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This afternoon I genuinely just saw a squad of kids running out of primary school Weapons style. Well, it's the September break here in Glasgow so bless their wee bums for styling it out with such flare.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lemsip should bring out a cocktail range. Thank you for your consideration.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danny Tommo arrested. The Beloved's "Sweet Harmony" suddenly playing in my head. Can't imagine why.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to @quietriotpod.bsky.social is always a joy, never more so than hearing @snellarthur.bsky.social say "morning boner" in this episode, lah-de-dah :) Absolutely spectacular people @sturdyalex.bsky.social @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social thank you x
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Liz Truss is solid evidence that trepanning is still a thing.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Burnham, Be more Carney.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mark Carney is in fact the Leader Of The Free World.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Week 5 of unanticipated redundancy. Job search in the mornings. Trying to keep busy, productive & positive in the afternoons. Dinner made for later.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's almost as of they're telling us exactly who they are...
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I Married An Axe Murderer has just come on telly & my 25 year old has never seen it before & he's pissing himself laughing. THIS IS ABSOLUTE VALIDATION FOR THE 2001 TORN PERINEUM. My work here is done.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Earlier today I heard Farage referred to as a "gadfly". Call me lazy but I'm just going to stick with "cunt".
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is so profoundly depressing it cannot be measured with existing technology.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have regrets in life. But chief amongst them was ever accepting that farcebook invite back in 2004 thinking "hey, this will be fun! I'll pinpoint where I am! Who I'm with! Better yet - I'll post photos OF MY CHILD ON THE WORLDWIDE WEB!!!!!" We truly are fucking morons.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two people I knew took their own lives last week - we still view mental health with too much cynicism and not enough compassion - remember @samaritans.bsky.social and @calmzone.bsky.social - it is not weak to share how you feel #mentalhealth #depression #suicideawareness
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's possibly quite nice. Sorry, my apologies. She's possibly quite racist. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Helen Jenner unveiled as Reform UK’s new leader in Wales after arrest of Dan Thomas
Nigel Farage dismisses loss of previous leader as ‘bump in the road’ and says party will ‘carry on as if nothing has happened’
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sheeran has approached other bands to join the tour after his puffy PR autocue parroted *apology* Even older bands do not want to get involved. When pushed for a specific reason why not, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper & Snorky concisely replied: "We smell shite".
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Putting the fact that Lydon is an absolute parcel to one side, PIL's "Rise" is an absolute belter for a Monday morning.
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The RNLI have got some great Christmas decorations, cards & gifts for sale online right now. It would be so lovely if you could take a moment to look, buy some cool festive items or just donate. Thanks for your time lovely people :) shop.rnli.org/pages/christ...
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Christmas | RNLI Shop
We have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years.
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