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jooliargh

@jooliargh.bsky.social
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Geeky, sweary, sometimes silly. Mostly harmless. Certificate 15. She/her.

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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t really believe in pre-ordained destiny but… surely this is meant to be?
screenshot of google maps search bar containing the name “weeley” and a search result in Clacton-on-Sea
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Can he also appoint an irony adviser? Ideally a woman. And pay her.
Text (from the Guardian). The last five words are highlighted: Harman will work with ministers on work to tackle violence against women and girls, improving job prospects and increasing representation in parliament and public life, Downing Street said. She will report directly to the prime minister in the unpaid part-time role.
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ew. Reminds me of this.
Slightly blurry photo of a magazine ad for some perfume. Mon jasmin noir - the essence of a jeweller.
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Post a warning
A sign on a wall featuring a stick person falling from a height, arms waving. Or they could be leaping joyfully, or performing a dance move, it’s hard to tell. Text reads Danger ! / Danger! / Pericolo!
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Duolingo hasn’t taught me the German for ironic yet. Which is ironic.
Screenshot from Duolingo - the text in English is I have ten thousand spoons, but I need a knife.

In German: Ich habe zehntausend Löffel aber ich brauche ein Messer
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Not you Dave
Graffiti: YOU ARE LOVED, then underneath NOT YOU DAVE.

Graffiti is written in chalk on a wooden barrier blocking access to a ramp (out of view) down to the rocky beach. It’s a sunny day. In the background is the sea and the East side of Brighton Marina, with the Undercliff walk to the right.
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jooliargh @jooliargh.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Graffiti from my phone
Graffiti on pavement “WHERE ARE MY FUCKING FEET?” in black marker, next to an Avatar shape supposed to be a human, but without feet. (To be fair the shape only vaguely hints at limbs of any kind, with a circle on top for a head.) The avatar is stencilled on the pavement, from early in the Covid 19 pandemic - the end of an arrow showing a 2m distance is just visible in the right of the frame.
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