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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disney+ has been on the BDS list for ages but getting ads is the red line for people
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
TOLKIEN Vs. LEWIS: ALLEGORIES


TOLKIEN 

PROFESSOR TOLKIEN! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR NOVELS AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE
FIRST WORLD WAR? 

NO. NEVER. ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LEWIS 

IF EVEN ONE PERSON READING THIS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIG LION IS JESUS, I WILL SET MYSELF
ON FIRE.

reparrishcomics
2020
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The CK in Louis CK stands for Charlie Kirk
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fourteen years since the greatest tweet of all time.
Danny Dyer @ MrDDyer
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 29/08/2026
but doctor,
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 26/08/2026
hell yeah dudes rock
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Gadget Patch @gadgetpatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A spreadsheet with rows and columns labeled Shut, Up, Fuck, and Off, and all combinations of two of those words.

Shut up, Shut off, Fuck up, and Fuck off, are all highlighted.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Worm in hat (colored - 2026)
Worm in hat (colored - 2026)
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
You know you could have solved homelessness or cured cancer
But I don't want to solve homelessness or cancer. I want to dress up as a bat and punch clowns.
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Miss Big Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gaming Anniversaries; on this day 10 years ago, an Xbox 360 was sold in Japan.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
welcome to britain, bangers are sausages but also second hand cars and also good songs, good luck out there
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It is so interesting to see how the British press covers actual, legitimate nazis compared to, say, left wing students, or Boris Johnson's neighbours, or people sat on the floor of an A&E because there are no beds.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Periodically i am reminded of this meme and I smile again
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
so, plants under solar panels do well, water under solar panels does well, foxes under solar panels do well, just need to put solar panels over more things
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
looks like simon the seagull needs to return
SIMON THE SEAGULL SAYS

"BE KIND ONLINE"

DON'T CYBERBULLY

DON'T USE RUDE WORDS

DONT SAY THE PRESS HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS WHEN HOUNDING A MAN TO DEATH WAS NECESSARY FOR WAGING A RACIST CULTURE WAR
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think it’s just worth remembering that as the media handwring to justify publicly humiliating and hounding a man to death, just two weeks ago they gave glowing eulogies to another man with a history of domestic violence and brushed off his own statements about having pedophillic impulses
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Susan Lanigan @susanlanigan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Soooo…Jason Arday and Johann Hari are both accused of the same thing. Hari gets multiple book deals and writes a book which is dangerous pill-shaming crap and gets wildly praised, but Jason Arday cannot be allowed to persist and must be fed to the wolves and hounded to death. Qwhite the difference.
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Kwisatz Hottie Rack @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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