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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 11h
guess what department will get laid off first
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at 18 they should be forced to have a year abroad
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starting to wonder if there's an easier way to fill this job vacancy than individually calling every person in the UK and asking them to add me on Whatsapp.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the block list feature is one of the few good things on this website and saves me from seeing so many bad takes
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this longer break hurts smaller nations. we're missing that lot for four games instead of two
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
still can't get my head around any community moving to discord. whatever you were on before is better than discord
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and you've given House five stars, so you definitely have good taste
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh hell yeah
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gonna be dead satisfying when the tide starts coming in
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tentatively excited for this house of cards to eventually tumble down. it seems too obviously dodgy to be anything other than stamped out
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there were multiple incidents during the election campaign that were 'bigoted woman' levels of disaster, but went largely unremarked on
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
retired by Ben Cabango
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's definitely spread to his neck
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is why Cristiano Ronaldo looks like he does
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a star for both Pontypridd and New York Deli
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aye, appealling to the people who think parking in disabled spots is fine
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's fucking what
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Metacritic burying the best games of all time six pages into their 'best games of all time' lists
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disney+ has been on the BDS list for ages but getting ads is the red line for people
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the anti-Bristol City
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
love that early research into mRNA was done by the guy that sang Pretty Fly For A White Guy
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
full respect for him continuing to be the lad that was so excited to wave lightsabers around
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's appropriate we have a weird kit maker for this next spell in the wilderness
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
TOLKIEN Vs. LEWIS: ALLEGORIES


TOLKIEN 

PROFESSOR TOLKIEN! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR NOVELS AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE
FIRST WORLD WAR? 

NO. NEVER. ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LEWIS 

IF EVEN ONE PERSON READING THIS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIG LION IS JESUS, I WILL SET MYSELF
ON FIRE.

reparrishcomics
2020
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Jonny @jonnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if they decide to get rid, i'm sure Hugo Boss can find a use for them
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
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