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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This exchange blasts through my head as I spend every single day doing interviews and podcast appearances for the new book. "You understand, of course..."
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lebron's life will not be noticeably different for doing these ads in any respect but one: a lot of people who respected him will think less of him now. His legacy is cheapened.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/08/2026
I think searching for tickets to the Cal at UNLV football game should trigger a pop-up in the SeatGeek app that’s like “Are you sure? Everything OK?”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
High speed rail between multiple major cities? No can do. But here’s another data center.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1. A new Popular Information investigation reveals that Senate Republicans have recently launched at least six fake news sites in key states.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026
with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 31/07/2026
And the official announcement — variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
Colson Whitehead’s ‘Harlem’ Trilogy TV Show in Development at Apple (EXCLUSIVE)
Apple TV is in development on a series based on Colson Whitehead's 'Harlem' trilogy, including 'Harlem Shuffle,' 'Crook Manifesto' and 'Cool Machine.'
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, I can't afford gas, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite RFK Jr. ordered the CDC to stop monitoring. But at least now the Saudis have a nuclear program.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: DEAR COLEAGUES PLS INFORM PAX ON XXXXX WE HAVE NO MORE SANDWICHES ONBOARD THX Area: Aix-en-Provence, France Type: Airbus A320 A: #a5d00902519 F: #f399578c21c
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Crude Oil has 43 days of supply left in the U.S. — the lowest inventory in 45 years @barchart.com ⛽️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’ theonion.com/bat-wielding-christoph…
Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/07/2026
Reading in pieces to not OD. Each word more annoying than the last 👍 www.townandcountrymag.com/the-scene/wedd…
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Julia Allison and Noah Feldman’s Wedding Brought Together Burning Man and Harvard
One wedding wasn’t enough for the couple, who celebrated first in Cambridge and later in Bali.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/07/2026
The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.
Mayor Mamdani greets detainees in Rikers Island jail for a World Cup watch party. A detainee on Rikers Island is served from a buffet.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
14-year old girl arrested for speaking out against Data Centers in her community
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
yeah idk i think i can watch this once a week lol
infowars headline: "trump plans to build memorial to 9/11 hijackers"
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Mac. @johnemac27.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
LDI Lobster Roll!
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/07/2026
Make sure to leave a hot dog out tonight, or Lincoln won’t leave you any presents
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace. defector.com/dead-country...
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Dead Country Fair | Defector
Things come out of Donald Trump’s mouth, then just keep on coming out of it. If he says something once, he will say it again, primarily to reinforce how powerfully and unprecedentedly successful he wa...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol
From mid-2022 to early 2025, the egg producers communicated with each other to coordinate bidding activity on a widely used pricing service, according to a complaint filed in a federal court in Iowa.
The complaint details instances of executives for the companies calling and texting each other in an effort to push prices higher.
Under the settlement, the state DOJ says the three companies must end their price coordination, adopt compliance measures and cooperate with
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026
As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No Father’s Day is complete without this video. At the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Redmond tore his hamstring in the 400 metres semi-final but continued the race limping and, with assistance from his father, managed to complete a full lap of the track as the crowd gave him a standing ovation.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/06/2026
200 LinkNYC kiosks across New York City just broadcast our boys advancing to the round of 32.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
GET his ass joyce … get his ASS
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
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parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I'm just a kid."
The New York Times @@nytimes • 4h
From @TheAthletic: Victor Wembanyama's first
NBA finals experience was tough and emotional.
He left the court without shaking Knicks players' hands after the Spurs lost. "It's painful. But I'm not running away from that,"... nyti.ms/4xAgpiP
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/06/2026
Our whole city is cheering for the Knicks tonight. So it’s only right that we bring the Knicks to the whole city. Tonight, Game 5 will be streaming on 130 LinkNYC kiosks. Let’s go Knicks.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: HELLO XXXXX. ON THE FLIGHT TO ZRH THE PAX WERE HAPPY THAT THE FLIGHT WAS OPERATED. NOW THE MAJORITY ARE IN PARTY MOOD. SOME ARE DRUNKEN KIND REGARD Area: Aix-en-Provence, France Type: Airbus A320 A: #aabcdaef0d4 F: #f6f23c07698
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Two incredible coaching decisions, the type of stuff that looks ridiculous on paper but pays off and gets you wins in June Mike Brown rolling with Jose Alvarado to get a second ballhandler on the court late Taylor subbing out Danielle Haim for Mariska Hargitay
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I honestly feel like there’s 20 of these guys and you can rotate them in and out and no one would give a fuck because they fill a role rather than have anything uniquely compelling, they’re all McDonald’s chicken sandwiches
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.
The Irish vampires from Sinners
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/05/2026
Now imagine the starting QB for your NFL franchise just voluntarily decided to associate with the same figure that’s too toxic for Young MC and Bret Michaels.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.
Opinion
When I want to feel loved, Ijust go to a hardware store
Adrian ChilesOpinion
The best filing system? The one where every piece of paper goes in the bin
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I can't stop pilfering from other people's plates - but don't even think about grabbing my chips
Adrian ChilesI thought my pigeon curse was lifting. Then it took a darker turn
Adrian Chiles
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"I ask all of you to think of it, graduates and families alike, let yourself dream of a future in which we can harness this amazing new technology to eliminate entry-level jobs entirely. Indeed, that work has already begun, and that future is now." /college kid booing intensifies "Wow okay,"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm at the combination
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Reports: Aaron Rodgers "Still On His 'Diarrhea Retreat' In Honduras," Has Not Met With Steelers
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