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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 15h
getting the mining pet on my alts before I get the agility pet on my main apparently
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no. I accidentally enabled notifications on the martha stewart website, the first website I have ever enabled notifications for in history
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026
The Bears’ only weakness is their play at the goal line, which is governed by Zeno’s Paradox and remains forever unreachable
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like those odds
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wattpad Comments @wattpadcomment
i want that twink Obliterated
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kids these days do not like cloth mother or wire mother, they will only embrace swole mother
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*to the tune of 'who can it be now'*: you gotta pee now
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just discovered that Ananta will be an anime themed open world GTA/spider man game... which is single player f2p cosmetics-only monetization
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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James Muirhead @deepcrypt.games · 01/10/2026
Finally a game where you can experience the horror of Fife
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if I told you that the depression was caused by a cabal of wealthy businessmen who want to rule the world?
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Pusheen’s Place release day to those who celebrate!!! We worked really hard on this game and hope you enjoy the haptic purrs when you pet your Pusheens 🥹
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Download Pusheen's Place by Electric Square Ltd on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like Pusheen's Place.
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to do castle wars clogging but jagex keeps logging me out every 15 minutes
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kids gf bought me this lmao
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back on my bullshit (project to develop callouses on my feet by walking barefoot) and the expected consequences are here (pain, blisters)
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Umm darth vader had trauma actually. The dark side is a trauma response
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vendemmia
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lady at this hotel looks like an Italian version of philomena cunk
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can destroy Tilly Norwood by having One journalist ask it’s opinion on Palestine and Israel
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
going through a dark souls fog door to go to the toilet
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am being canceled for being telekinetic. and attempting to engage in good faith
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the best part of the internet is about ten years ago we got really up in arms about truth in media and so on and so forth and we have nicely corralled that impulse into "constantly sharing screenshots of random social media accounts that adopt the tone of news sources with no context or verification
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
also she's crashing out on threads and replying to criticism by repeating the thing the person has said along with an image of the "ugly" trans wojak, lmao
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this not Sean Gunn
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ohhhh...intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic. i get it now
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
while you were partying, i studied the blade. it's sharp and appears to be made of some kind of metal. if you touch it it hurts you
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Both of you are correct.
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Sarah L Miles / IAmGiantWoman 🔜 MCM @iamgiantwoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear people of Bristol: are you okay? Is there anything the rest of us need to know?
Screenshot from the Waze driving which states “This place has moved. Bristol has moved to a new location” .
A fact that confuses me, as I assumed Bristol was relatively static.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 14/09/2026
britney spears but shes a miner. gimme gimme ore gimme ore gimme gimme ore
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let! Me! Collapse! Things!
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Really wish bluesky responses were threaded like reddit threads, I’m sorry to announce that they’re just better. Why can’t I minimize some bullshit line of discussion I want to scroll past.
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WoW is trying very hard to get me to relapse
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