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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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johnbrasseale.bsky.social @johnbrasseale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
VAR your cowardice cheapens the league
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
%#$()%*$#()% Auburn stops Baylor at the goal line on the 2 point convert
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tharosthedragon.bsky.social @tharosthedragon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
ALT: Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
my other main ANDOR thought is it just makes me wish ROGUE ONE were a better movie (i know, i know i'm a minority on this)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The World Cup is the most elaborate form of torture ever devised. It’s like Satan himself came up with it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s sad that we are all talking about Balogun and not the original sin, which was Ronaldo being allowed to play.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/07/2026
the US men’s national team hasn’t scored more goals in this tournament than they have in every other world cup i’ve seen play combined (2006 to 2022), but it’s pretty fuckin close
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
From FreddyLA7, a German fan who has been crossing the US doing all the things. War Damn Eagle.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
useless post. maybe you should be worried about Orange Donald , in the white house
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Adult Mario. Mario for Adults.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I've been really getting into issuing ultimatums recently. Telling the guy making my sandwich "you have 48 hours". Warning my dentist that there will be consequences for failure. Can't recommend it highly enough.
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johnbrasseale.bsky.social @johnbrasseale.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Subnautica 2 is asking me, "What's worse, Chat-GPT or Toxoplasmosis?"
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
episode 055
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Computer,
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fucker Bowl
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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
one thing you never want to have to realize is that you were really underestimating the number of pedophiles
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have no idea but
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
r/halflife is taking hl3 no-showing the game awards well
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
A tweet from Zohran Kwame Mamdani:

v excited to show up to Albany in seattle sounders jerseys
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/11/2025
Bill de Blasio today, at long last:
Modified Onion page

De Blasio: ‘Well, well, well, it’s so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?’
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 04/11/2025
SOUNDERS WIN ‼️
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I don’t know how a topo chico can stay carbonated as long as they do. I think they trap souls inside it
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
Wait that was absolutely a time out.
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johnbrasseale.bsky.social @johnbrasseale.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
SEC refs, you have been cast out of the garden of our Lord to work the ground from whence you were taken.
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johnbrasseale.bsky.social @johnbrasseale.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Sounders, you love to see it!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
fast vs. ass, the eternal football debate
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 28/08/2025
WE'RE GOING TO THE @LEAGUESCUP FINAL 🤩
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
a theory ive been working on -- that what i call "the ruling class" does not have the best interests of what we can call "the working class" at heart -- sadly seems to be being proven true
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Quite possibly the twenty most exhilarating seconds in the history of American sports youtu.be/2etYxlbbdHk?...
youtu.be
Auburn's "Kick Six" to beat Alabama in 2013 Iron Bowl
YouTube video by Kyle Burger
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 01/08/2025
STATEMENT MADE.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state
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johnbrasseale.bsky.social @johnbrasseale.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Thank you Liverpool for being the greatest!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/04/2025
eating an envy apple for breakfast and it is *delicious*. s-tier apple variety. thank you new zealand apple scientists
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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