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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 01/05/2026
The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Serebii Note: Now with Pokémon HOME connectivity available, Shiny Mega Zeraora, Shiny Mega Darkrai and Shiny Mega Zygarde are available and usable in-game www.serebii.net
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Cereal costs $11 now.
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Kam Konek @kamkonek.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
got a shiny chandelure in a friend ball with a Halloween catch date 🥰
shiny mega chandelure caught on Halloween and in a friend ball 🙂
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/08/2025
decided to take an uber instead of the bus to work today and he asked what my job was and he said “haven’t heard of satire before, i’m going to have to chatGPT that”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮✨ @alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I actually refuse to believe that Jeremy Allen White isn’t related to Gene Wilder like…. That’s his cousin at least…
Jeremy Allen White Gene Wilder when he was young
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
he's right and he's right to say it
screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just finished up at the Evanston No Kings rally. It was safe, peaceful, and a show of solidarity by *at least* 1,000 people. Go to your local protest. Don’t let this administration scare you. Stand with your community when our leaders won’t.
I’m standing between two people holding one of their protest signs which reads, “I POUR MY COCKTAILS SERVED UP — NO ICE!!!”A man in a flannel shirt holds a sign with “8647” between his parents who are sitting in mobility aids. Their signs read “GRANDMA’S PISSED OFF!” and “DUE PROCESS FOR ALL!”Ben and I talk to a man in a mobility aid with a sign reading “Cutting Medicare and Medicaid WILL KILL people like me!”
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If this really was a liberal bubble I wouldn't have to see some many posts about barstool
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 10/06/2025
As a lifelong New Yorker the number of times someone has said to my face that they like Broadway or whatever, but could never live there and don't understand how anyone could. Like I couldn't live in your shit town either lady but I have some tact!
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/06/2025
Remember when I said JK Rowling spends twenty cents of each dollar you give her harming trans people? Based on the size of the anti-trans legal fund she started, its more like $0.95 per dollar
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Seagulls, witnesses to history.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How funny is it that the antiwoke gamers were championing that dusty ass Lords of the Fallen game for removing Type A/B and replacing it with MF and then OBLIVION FUCKING REPLACES MF WITH TYPE 1/2 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/04/2025
the body type 1/2 thing in games seems like a weird half-measure to me but it does make ragebait youtubers so mad they shit so it’s probably good
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
They’re so predictable.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally any 🕯 good news 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I know that AI is mostly a scam because all the dudes I’ve never really liked or respected professionally/intellectually are suddenly trying to tell that I just don’t get it
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
credit to cory booker for bothering to do anything at all
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Cory Booker thing—I mean good for him I guess but I’m only more pissed off now. They could have been doing this the whole time. The WHOLE FUCKING TIME Might’ve been real fucking nice to do when they were voting on BIG CABINET APPOINTEES
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The staff at this public elementary school in DC showed far more courage than an Ivy with $15 billion endowment
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Fired? Chelsea Manning was sentenced to THIRTY FIVE YEARS in prison
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
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J.J. Abbott @jjabbott.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The embodiment of Democratic Party resistance. “They’re throwing out the Constitution. I’m not sure how I’ll vote on it.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i love how stupid everyone is becoming
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.
Flights in the Caribbean turning away from Starship flight 8 debris.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now." - companies who made your favorite stuff
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
we'll miss you discord
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/03/2025
And they got fired.
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Fuck the USA 🖕🖕🖕 piece of shit country
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There’s a million different ideas for how we get out of this as a human species but I think the number one answer is to not entertain people speaking in bad faith, that’s 90% of the problem right there
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 01/03/2025
Our profile picture for Women's Empowerment Month 🤩
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 28/02/2025
get our asses
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/03/2025
You always see people talking about the grand vision, the secret plan or scheme behind what's happening, but taken together the only viable conclusion is that these guys are all complete idiots who believe the all dumbest shit they see online 24/7
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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
About to create generational wealth
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think about this headline all of the time.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ARE. ARE, YOU DUMBASS.
Headline of the attached article: The Covid Alarmists Were Closer to the Truth Than Anyone Else
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i hate talking to people on here who you can tell have no actual morals or principles because everything is a "slippery slope" to them even when it's absolutely not. "if we start harassing nazis where does it stop??" at the nazis. that's where it stops. i have an actual moral framework, do you?
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Many of us warned when Bezos bought WaPo that he was doing so for nefarious purposes. When he didnt make any changes right away, we were pilloried as paranoid. But now, i take no comfort in saying we were right: there are no good billionaires.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/02/2025
cracking up at this linkedin job post. listen up, assholes. we work 24/7. our product? for resting. we don't do that but we've heard some people do.
Lauren says "We're Hiring: Brand & Content Design Support (Full-Time or Freelance)

Sleep or Die™ is on a mission to disrupt the sleep industry — and we’re looking for someone bold, creative, and ready to dive into startup life.

Not for the faint of heart.
If you’re after a cushy 9–5, this isn’t it. But if you’re ready to build something disruptive, innovative, and poised to redefine the sleep category, let’s talk."
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Transphobes think disproportionate numbers of trans people hold prominent places in culture bc of some kind of dei cult adherence but really it’s bc anyone who’s thought deeply about their identity and been bold enough to change it is probably a pretty reflective person w interesting things to say
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
the most annoying person you know treats large language models like an omnipotent being
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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