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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18h
You see a lot of men say “this upsets me as a good men and I will do everything in my power to stop the bad men” but you don’t see them say “this situation has made me realize some of the ways in which I haven’t been a very good man myself, and I vow to correct my own behavior moving forward”
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18h
AI’s most popular use cases as a measure of things that people hate doing themselves: 1) making music - Few people hate doing this but they’re very vocal about it 2) making flyers - not hard but a lot of people can’t be bothered 3) developing software - wow people fucking HATE doing this
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give Up by The Postal Service gets a lot of recognition for being a seminal early aughts indie album, but I’ve never heard anyone mention that if you were blissed out on Molly at a rave Dntel’s musical parts alone would be pure ecstasy
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most days it doesn’t bother me that no one gives a shit that I’m an artist, but there are days
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody woke me up this morning
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In retrospect I am glad I spent all those years melting my ego with psychedelics and occasionally losing my shit. I am much less of a dick now
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don’t talk about Crazy Frog’s little dick enough
Crazy frog and his little dick
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The generational divide between Gen X and Millennials is like: Gen X: Was into one or many hits by New Kids on the Block Millennials: New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, but I like the times when girls stop by for the summer
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey autistic women just curious how do these make u feel
Plastic tray organizers
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[points at son] This thing rules
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can tell these people are mindless rule followers who don’t like to be challenged on it because they have to infantilize the concept of *checks notes* drinking a drink
Dr. Mogambo, PhD
@allhailmogambo.bsky.social
you arent christ on the cross if you go without your Special Sugar Drink for a tiny bit
1:39 PM • Sep 25, 2026
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instagram poisoning is crazy. People will get to 1000 followers and start monologuing to their stories like they’re updating their fans
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love that podcast where it’s two people and one of them did all the research about the topic and tells their funny friend about it
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cool thing about having bathroom bong is you can smoke weed on the toilet
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FYI OpenAI an Anthropic aren’t companies, they’re cults. Hope that helps
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The big discourse over on Threads right now is whether or not it’s “disrespectful” to bring an iced coffee to a job interview. My generation is absolutely melting down about “basic situational awareness” and “corporate norms.” Millennials officially Boomers
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She might be the only example someone who is so disliked she can’t even successfully job the right
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briannawusays • 17h
I'm a Democrat. But I really do understand now why the right was so upset about woke politics.
Because so much of the left can no longer explain why they hold a policy position and argue for it. They can only attack you and try to destroy your reputation.
Israel is a perfect example. There is objectively no genocide. There was no mass starvation. There were not mass numbers of children being killed.
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Geriatric Zoomer getting scammed by someone posing as Mr. Beast
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love when you watch a movie and there’s a scene where someone is using a pay phone and someone else is waiting to use the pay phone and they’re like “hey hurry up I gotta use that thing.” I’ll never get to experience that and it’s a shame
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran trying to get cast in Uwe Boll’s next fascist power fantasy cuz he’s an “alt celebrity” now: Uwe Uwe Uwe Uwe, I’m in love with your body
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the first year of parenthood you will have written several original songs of which to you are categorically bangers but are otherwise crude and scatological things that would make the gentry weep
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If the Avatar movies are so inspired then how come none of the Na’vi are big fat guys
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Slow Pulp is pretty sick
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There aren’t enough, frankly
Picture of James Gandolfini with Spongebob with the caption “why were there so many pictures of James Gandolfini with SpongeBob”
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Millennial Austin Powers: Ya bb ya
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What are the odds Taylor Swift says free Palestine before the end of the year. Jack Antonoff said it, Hayley Williams said it, Phoebe Bridgers said it. She must be feeling the pressure
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am become insufferable, destroyer of peace
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna be crazy when a democrat gets elected and they don’t use the dictatorial power of the presidency to fast track the green new deal and universal healthcare
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you think calling a few sentences an essay is a clever insult? Are you intimidated by reading things of such length? How is this anything but embarrassing for you
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being a big Ed Sheeran fan is essentially a dogwhistle now
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just learned that the Japanese word for “bad” is はるい (warui) which makes me think that Wario is a pun meaning essentially “bad Mario”
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone else think it’s weird how broadcast football has just become a way for the big tech monopolies to do propaganda for themselves? Like why do we need to show the CEO of Amazon during Thursday football
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dude I know from back home is like semi-Internet famous and like makes beats for rappers or something, but he just announced he’s releasing a “Bay Area themed” coloring book and it’s clearly just a bunch of AI generated bullshit
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s crazy how eager AI guys are to advertise what stupid incompetent babies they are
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t care that I’m a full grown adult the dentist needs to tell me how brave I was at the end of my appointment
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So cool to live in an era where they’re remaking all my favorite games from childhood and I don’t want any of it
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No no you don’t get it my I’m not a shitty artist it’s an INTENTIONAL AESTHETIC that my art is kind of shitty and that I seem like I’m not highly skilled
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ICE really tried to say “it should be illegal to be mean to us”
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We need a Revolution. I would prefer one of the Dance Dance variety, but I know that we can’t choose how to move the wheels of progress
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Insane that we live in a reality where the “Once I was 7 years old guy” has more integrity than Ed Sheeran
billboard
•Ed Sheeran Has No Tour
Openers Left After Finneas & Lukas Graham Drop Out Over Macklemore "Free Palestine"
Controversy
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a researcher/stock-holder at Anthropic who magically doesn’t have an NDA and I need you to know that this tech is getting SCARY GOOD like probably too good to stop investing in
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Upon reflection the pandemic lowkey turned me into a crazy person but I’m cool with it
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know in many ways technical progress has really fucked us but holy shit modern console emulators have gotten so good it’s insane
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Law & Order: Chemical Romance Unit Is this anything I’m tired
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m always loudly announcing when I don’t care about something and being rude to everyone who does because that’s how someone who doesn’t care acts
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are always like “how do you get the nickname ‘Rocky’ from ‘Robert’” and I’m like, first of all my nickname is not a shortened version of my government name. Second of all, do y’all not realize his name is Robert Balboa in those movies
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you think Australian people go back and forth with their friends saying “oh no” in their best American accent
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Funny how evangelicals tend to be deeply anti-semitic but also seem to really like a few verses from Leviticus in the old testament
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I rise again
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thinking of u on this kirkaversary. Thinking about how I missed my shot but Tyler didn't. If I could do it again I'd be like Tyler
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