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Grant Howitt

@gshowitt.bsky.social
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I make roleplaying games, toy soldiers, and bad decisions. rrdgames.com

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gemelli has played a lot of Hollows. More than me, that’s for sure. So that’s why you should have a bash on his thorough (and, admittedly, glowing) review of our game:
Sometimes things veer into record-keeping, breaking out rulers and cone templates. Sometimes you just don't feel the sense of danger right out of the gate.
Enter the Hollows grid system, which wrestles these problems to the ground and makes them squeal:

[image of the hollows tactical grid]
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rare example of a Helix Yikes! eraser in the wild. Overharvesting in the mid-90’s led to steep population decline but it’s exciting to see them back on our shores and, one day soon, our pencil cases
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Playtest Material Magazine @playtestmaterial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new on the site: what can 300-year-old Japanese sit-down comedy teach us about running better TTRPGs? playtestmaterial.org/rakugo-and-t...
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Sitting Down and Telling Stories: learning TTRPG skills from Rakugo
What do tabletop role-playing games have in common with Japanese sit-down comedy? In this article, D. "Zhen" C. explores the art of Rakugo and explains how TTRPG GMs and players can learn from its st...
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gundam “wow cool robot” meme but with Hollows instead. The core message is “WOW! TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MENTAL ILLNESS CAN BE MITIGATED AND PREVENTED BY FOSTERING COMMUNITIES
AND STRONG SOCIAL SAFETY NETS”
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's FREE👏SHIT👏FRIDAY👏 An absolute classic this week it's 🧹The Witch Is Dead!🧹 You are a magical woodland creature, and your beautiful witch mistress has been killed, and you are about to set out on a murder-revenge adventure in the human lands. Get it here: buff.ly/3J8O2EZ
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The Witch Is Dead - Rowan, Rook and Decard
You are a magical woodland creature, and your beautiful witch mistress has been killed, and you are about to set out on a murder-revenge adventure in the human lands.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuckin windswept mate
Grant caught in a breeze in the Lake District from, oh, a decade ago?
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’ll be there too! I’m hosting my own games design session, where you’ll be given nothing and like it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for someone who can do 90’s point-and-click style pixel art for a commission. Short notice but it’d need to be done in the next two weeks. Lemme know if that’s you, and share your portfolio please!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sexy Battle Wizards at @rolisboa.bsky.social. Managed to have the lad in the blue jacket put lipgloss on me twice, once when I was choking him a bit and playing a terracotta warrior, and once on my knees playing a sexy librarian, so I’m counting that as a successful performance
Me behind a microphone. I’m wearing a grey shirt and a vest with a star on it and have a sweep of greying brown hairTwo of my players. One is in a long black wig, the other in a silky blue jacket and a shirt that’s quite rakishMy two other players. The one looking at the camera is mid lipgloss application (LOT of lipgloss going around tonight) and has fox ears and flowers in her hair. The other is wearing a four-foot pink wig and looking away The audience, who maybe weren’t expecting things to get quite so erotic, but they seemed to enjoy it once they let their hair down
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Playtest Material Magazine @playtestmaterial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A serious one today. "This is a call to our readers and future readers: please, consider before scrolling away, if you think our magazine is worth £18+postage. It is not just an investment in a bundle of paper, but in meaningful critique in the ttrpg space." playtestmaterial.org/playtest-mat...
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Playtest Material launches its first ever subscription drive
Playtest Material needs 75 subscribers to break even — one of those could be you.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PRAISE THE HAWKMOTH KING remains one of the best-written games that I would never even *consider* playing. The game design is elegant, evocative, and genuinely upsetting
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thanks to my dedication to using slideshows as a means of comic timing, not information delivery, my keynote speech at @rolisboa.bsky.social this weekend has, on average, one slide every thirty-six seconds. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're putting together a team for HEARTSONG 2, a new collection of community content for Heart: the City Beneath. If you've got something up your sleeve for everyone's favourite Red Wet Heaven, join our Discord and get involved: discord.gg/34F9gSy8C Here's some excerpts from the first one:
Cover for Heartsong 1 - an Angel, but a Heart Angel, so it looks like something Elden Ring has nightmares aboutScreenshot of a spread from Heartsong 1 - Weapons of Renown. I love a Weapon of Renown, me. Part of me wonders why I bother writing ones withoutLandmark breakdown for GALLIA, a place tied into the Xanthous Class from earlier in the book. They have a really cool Zenith ability where they're so unfathomably angry when they're alive their body becomes a series of weapons when they die. You can shoot their fingerbones like bullets! It's good stuff.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
apparently it's very difficult to photograph products as shiny as ours
convoluted heath-robinson photography set up where we've balanced a royal blood box on a slate in a box of water then fuckin *surrounded* it with lights and honking great sheets of white paper to bounce it back. Also there is a metal 70's wastepaper bin we were using for water transport The resultant photo, which looks vaguely mystical thanks to photographer James' heroic efforts
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Masterful counterpoint by Kirk against Che Guevara there, how's the Argentinian going to - wait a second, what's that? That's Che Guevara's entrance music! Unprecedented! A second Che Guevara, with the steel chair!"
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This print is cheaper than it’s ever been! Your ancestors will CURSE YOUR MEMORY if you fail to buy one!
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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Wargamer @wargamer.com · 10/09/2026
RPG innovator Grant Howitt has applied his trademark wit and whimsy to the grimdark antiheroes of #Warhammer40k, and the result is carnage. www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40...
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This free Warhammer 40k fan game is a slapstick Space Marine deathmatch
RPG innovator Grant Howitt has applied his trademark wit and whimsy to the grimdark antiheroes of Warhammer 40,000, and the result is carnage.
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The REAL Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
maslows hierarchy meme but added to the bottom is beautiful anf esoteric book, and then at the top a shining orb says kicked in head by horse with hearts around it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can broadly correlate a writer's mental health state with the number of empty mugs on their desk. We're definitely not in crisis yet but this level warrants a check-in
A hand (mine) clutching five empty mugs over a desk with two monitors on it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FALLING ANGELS is a wargame where you get one (1) space marine and a handful of little guys each and you scrub around in the ruins of empire in search of profit and glory. www.patreon.com/gshowitt/pos...
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Falling Angels | Grant Howitt
I tried writing my standard long blog post to go alongside this game, but it really wasn't working. I've scrapped it. Here it is boiled do
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just got served an ad that informed me it's "cocktail sausage season." Not sure what to do with this information
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Here at Rowan, Rook and Decard we do our own special effects
A photoshoot for the Hollows corebook. The book is on a table surrounded by bits of slate and steel. Grant and Chris are crouched either side of the table exhaling vape over it for maximum dramatic impact
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You ever make something and worry that your mum will see it and be concerned? Anyway, here’s a chorister for trench crusade I made out of a Frostgrave wizard and some squished-up wire
Kitbashed chorister for trench crusade. Made out of a frostgrave wizard with a kingdom death knife. She’s holding her own (singing) severed head and there’s a big sort of runic thing made out of blood (?) projecting out of her neck.Same mini but unpainted. You can see the squished-flat aluminium wire I used to make the sigil
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tor (is summoning KRALDUM from the mud) @toothandshore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what a wonderful and fascinating thread
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Art by @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social from the RRD server. I like how actionable this one is
Image of a seven-fingered hand that’s become a sort of hydra creature. It has been run through with pencils. Text reads “DEATH TO AI, KILL IT WITH HUMAN HANDS”
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now: when I wrote Paranoia I did put in something similar on the card that lops off a character's arm that earns an instant death if you quote Monty Python about it
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just backed this. I had a nose at the advance, and it's basically the Psychic-end-of-the-X-men but done as a Drag Family TTRPG, and I am all here for it. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
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City of Espers - A Psychic-Powered Urban Action TTRPG
City of Espers is a psychic-powered urban action TTRPG for 2 to 4 players and a Game Master. Play as a group of psychics connecting to the city they live in through high-energy battles and melodrama.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, the two genders: dwarf shinobi and fish geisha
Curtains over the entrance to the all gender toilets in a Japanese restaurant. On the left is a shinobi looking guy with his arms crossed. On the right is a geisha with incorrect legs. There’s a big “WC” written on the bottom but it still took me three goes work out that was where I was supposed to go for a piss because of the drawings
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tuomaspirinen.bsky.social @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My article on the importance of giving credit to the creatives. I really hope that the current trend of fading away the creators from gaming products can be reversed: www.trenchcrusade.com/trench-wire/...
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Inside the Trenches - Trench Crusade
In this Trench Wire article, Tuomas Pirinen writes bout the importance of giving creators proper credit for their work.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Commentary: When I Die, Feed Me To Something Majestic. By David Attenborough. theonion.com/when-i-die-feed-me-to-…
Commentary: When I Die, Feed Me To Something Majestic. By David Attenborough.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuckin trans rights lads
Me at a trans rights rally. I’m yelling. It looks like no-one else is yelling but we were all doing it for sureSame but on the front facing camera, showing the march ahead
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m trying a new thing. Every time I open Bluesky I scroll until someone tells me that I’m caring about something wrong, then I close the app. I lasted a good twenty minutes today!
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Monsterhearts remains my favourite representation of relationships in TTRPGs. The String mechanic is simple, easy to understand and implement, flexible and immediately cruel
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The crucial thing to understand here is that Alex has genuinely written a real-world guide to the logistical difficulties of importing a vampire
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/08/2026
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
experimenting with automated abandoned cart emails. not quite got the hang of it yet
RE: GIVE US YOUR MONEY, CUR

Preview: Thought you’d got away clean, huh?

Had fun on our website, did you? Course you did. It’s great.

But you think you can come around here, put items in your basket, and then swan off without checking out?

On MY WEBSITE?

I got a call from the half-dozen bug-eyed, pallid dorks we locked in the computer room until they agreed to make and run us a shop. (Yeah! We still have a computer room! What of it?) They were in tears. Really upset. They’ve spent so much time on that website, and between you and me I think they’ve figured out that we really have no intention of releasing them so this is pretty much all they have to live for - and you’d take this away from them? 

There’s three outcomes I can see:
- You click here, buy whatever was in your basket, maybe throw an extra copy of Spire or something in there as an apology, and we say no more about it
- I come over to your house and stomp about on your roof until you see the error of your ways
- I have to walk down all fifteen flights of stairs from my marble and obsidian office suite (we don’t believe in elevators at RRD) and calm down the dorks by putting blankets over their heads and singing jazz classics to them under my breath

Take it from me: you don’t want me on your roof. Years of aged brandy and luxury desserts have left me hefty and cantankerous. And the dorks don’t want me to put blankets on their heads, and I can’t sing, so if anything it makes the situation worse and that just makes me angrier.

I think we can both see how this is going to shake out. 

Love,

Grant “Big Money” Howitt
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
cryptotheism
Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sadclowncentral 
weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

sadclowncentral 
"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
turbomander (purple era) @turbomander
if a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenario
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And I painted this audacious chap to celebrate
Space marine mini. He’s charging down a flight of stairs, carrying a chainsword and an assault cannon, and strips of parchment are trailing from his shoulders. One pauldron is yellow with an X on it and the other has a really difficult-to-do checkerboard patternSame guy but from the side because that parchment took absolutely agesEven more parchment trailing behind him. Several chapters at this point I’m sure
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FALLING ANGELS is a wargame where you get one (1) space marine and a handful of little guys each and you scrub around in the ruins of empire in search of profit and glory. www.patreon.com/gshowitt/pos...
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Falling Angels | Grant Howitt
I tried writing my standard long blog post to go alongside this game, but it really wasn't working. I've scrapped it. Here it is boiled do
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if the heart from HEART had a voice, she would have brian blessed's
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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