Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird 1166152493052
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 06/10/2026show me where they are wrong 2233725
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it. 363217363
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161901292
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026do you think fast food companies are pissed off how expensive gambling has made it to advertise during sports now 544442
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward 18195041815
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.social Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity." 1063808873
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialGreen Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 320143622037
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow 171096121
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that 171896254
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026yes sir, you look just like tony stark in that video sir, now if you could just come with us you have your daily dementia test before we discuss war strategy with enes kanter in the situation room 159326
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left 101787224
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialTommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756... 203669884
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026when you get shot in gta vi you dont die but you have to spend the next in-real-life 18 months fighting with the in-game health insurance company before you can start playing again 222015
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026it's genuinely deranged how democrats let him run again after this like it was nbd 332719397
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133643057
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year. 382131586
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So an *interesting* modern take on A Christmas Carol would be focused on a manosphere redpilled techbro hosting a soulless Christmas party at his fifth McMansion wondering why none of his family has talked to him in ten years, and then getting absolutely schooled by the Ghosts Of You Utter Asshole 29910109
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Whenever I bring up the truth that (for example) the Democratic Party hasn't told its voters what it actually plans to DO (specifically) should it get back into power, I get so many people furious at this. But I am right and so they can stay mad. 421227287
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026good morning mr president, we have that video of you as a muscle man who can fly and carries cartoon style nuclear bombs all queued up like you requested but we really need to reiterate once again that we will be out of oil in 14 hours 7804102
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Its a serious question of whether or not he knows this is AI 3660492
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 30/08/2026behavior like this is genuinely disturbing. like this will obviously just be changed back day 1 after trumps regime is over but its just deeply sad, not even demoralizing, just pathetic 824807798
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs 10378831004
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives. 14584482882
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialr🎃cc🎃 @essencerare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026they’re about to unleash the door-kicking ICE robot dogs on american streets and we have democrats instructing their staffers to transcribe the sixth most popular twitch streamer 044485
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.social🎃 Robyn 🎃 @ramblyngrobyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Congressional resolutions are so funny to me because it's the epitome of performative politicking. They do nothing. It's a thermonuclear tweet. It's millions of taxpayer dollars burned pushing big boy pieces of paper around because congress is an exceptionally well-paid group of do-nothing losers. 21107
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump's tariffs have cost Michigan $5,619 per household — higher than every other state — just so Trump can play his little vanity games. Rogers will never call this out because he's corrupt and a coward.axios.comWhich states do Trump's tariffs hit the hardestLocal industries dictate how much cost a given state takes on from the executive tariffs 291637611
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason 5168951116
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialJacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Democrats who are talking about Hasan Piker more than Donald Trump are just proving us lefties' case that these folks care *far* more about disciplining us than defeating fascism. 281407279
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"disavow hasan piker" from the crowd that won't disavow bill clinton 20988147
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281543
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Onion's potential revenue is $31 trillion. 1613124267
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(Browns offices after hitting send on the QB1 announcement) great job team. i feel confident we will have the #1 news story of the day about an NFL sex pest in the Eastern Ohio region. give yourselves a pat on the back (a phone buzzes) hold on ....... 452975
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The people defending women by *checks notes* protesting and confronting women at work 1560198
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way. 14083841120
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny? 212927381
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1100285986340
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Not a huge military guy but I do think it’s less than good we don’t have any missiles left. 2723459252
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Trump Declares He’s Healthier Than Ever While Addressing Rally Crowd From Iron Lung 251795182
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Alot of what that Jon Ossoff guy is doing is in a similar ballpark to what Gavin Newsom has been doing for the past year but I think the key distinction is that Jon Ossoff genuinely dislikes Donald Trump 501808116
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth 495657822
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialmonarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they called Obama a communist in 2008 and here we are, 18 years later having learned nothing, still shitting our pants over being called communists stop giving a shit what the right wing freaks are going to say about you and gain some principles to stand by 1374941557
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Yes, because it’s A GAMBLING APP, NOT A POLLING FIRM. THAT IS HOW GAMBLING WORKS. YOUR “ANALYSIS” HERE IS BASED ON PRETENDING THIS ISN’T JUST PEOPLE GAMBLING, JESUS CHRIST 505163781
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialBrady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The legend Robin Lopez 383172518
Reposted by @jfmjr89.bsky.socialJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ironically, the way mainstream papers lower the bar to give space to middling hacks in the name of ideological diversity is the closest real-world phenomeon to how MAGA imagines DEI works. Does anyone think we’d know the name Mark Thiessen if he were on the center-left competing for that slot? 91736296
