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Jeff Marker

@jffmarker.bsky.social
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Dad, dev, everything in between.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There should be a Zelda game called LinkedIn that is just Link trying to get an entry level data entry job requiring 5 years experience
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Do flat earthers meet year round?
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Modern gaming's biggest failure
The Xbox and Nintendo Switch controllers layouts
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When I say I love video games I am by no means suggesting I am good at video games 🖤
Meme: white text on a hot pink background that says “YOU MIGHT play THE SAME games AS ME BUT I play them IN A FAR worse AND MORE
unskilled WAY THAN YOU EVER WILL”
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🌸🌸🌸Timeline Cleanse 🌸🌸🌸
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Tales of Arise Hootle skit
ALT: Tales of Arise Hootle skit
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diminutive mistake @haymish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There needs to be a youtube channel titled "so you half finished this game a year ago and you want to pick it up but you forget all the basic functions, here's a run down" I have identified a hole in the gaming-youtubes market, someone get on it and do Dragon Quest XI first.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Procrastination? Don’t get me started.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
POV: You are a new video game joining my backlog.
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Jazz The JRPG Queen 👑❤️🎮 @jazzlikestogame.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me before #Thanksgiving: Me after:
Chocobo Husky chocobo
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/10/2025
Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
No notes
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker
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rez @irrezolut.com · 06/07/2025
new towel who dis
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
[receiving an email from my boss saying that we need to have a talk] uh oh [noticing that there seems to be a lot of health packs and ammunition outside of my boss's office] UH OH
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume
Photo of a text conversation that reads: 
Hello
Is this Pete Hegseth? I told you to only contact me on Signal
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
love how the inventor of the comma was like, "wait, i'm not FINISHED ✋"
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I get it computer I don’t know if I should sleep, shut down or restart either
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
some people should come with a skip intro button
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’m not losing an hour this weekend. That hour is losing me.
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Jared @jareddc.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Never understood why we can't agree where the buttons should be
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
ariel is the disney princess i have the least in common with because shes actively trying to be part of all this
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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Kerron | 🎮🖥️ @kerron.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
POV: You're in your 30s trying to stay up late to do some Gaming
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Hat tip to @alanferrier.bsky.social.
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Jazz The JRPG Queen 👑❤️🎮 @jazzlikestogame.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
SAY IT LOUDER 🗣️
Meme about turn-based gaming
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Some sound advice:
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Ross Tweets Games @rosstweetsgames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“Now Open 24/7” - Pandora’s Box
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: go home and take a nap Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: take lots of naps
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just put in my 2 weeks notice with adulthood. I've had enough of this shit.
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Gargenroo (he/him) @gargenroo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Video games as a working adult hit different. You’re not escaping life anymore… you’re just trying to make progress somewhere.
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Hero's Theme" from Final Fantasy Tactics on harp, extended for 1 hour of relaxation 🎶 Link: youtu.be/8EqXdFTyuF8
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Me driving in a heated seat is like a frog in a pot, I don't know I'm overheating until it's too late!
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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Game Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstoolkit.com · 17/01/2025
You see games very differently when you start making them. From a player's perspective: Mario travels across the Mushroom Kingdom! From a dev's perspective: Mario is banished from the universe when he touches a flagpole. A perfect Mario clone is birthed and dropped into level 2.
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Ross Tweets Games @rosstweetsgames.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I would much rather go back to getting half baked multiplayer modes added on to a single player game than companies trying to make everything live service
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This billboard says it all.
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NateintheWild @nateinthewild.com · 13/01/2025
It ain’t always easy
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Manhattan smog: fog + pollutants. From 1971-77, the Documerica project captured 20,000 images of America’s environmental impact. Explore these through the National Archives. The photo below is from Documerica—join the movement! Let’s not forget our past, or we’re bound to repeat it.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 07/01/2025
WARNING: This product contains programming languages known to the State of California to cause memory unsafety
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