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Jessie

@jessie9mm.bsky.social
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Transient ambitions DMs open if I know you. If not ,go ahead and drop your lawyers info. If I want to talk to you,which I probably don't,my lawyer will get back to you with NDA and a treasure hunt.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a beautifully dressed man: yasuto kamoshita
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dirty Ole Town @dirty-ile-town.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Think Gen Z are not as gullible as their forebears....hopefully
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s just a reskeet. I’m not co-signing on a loan or anything.
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Ruairi Dubh @ruairidubh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Never forget who makes the rocking world go round.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My parents are going away this weekend, so keg party at my place.
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 25/06/2026
i hate movies. just kidding i love movies. its you i hate. the way you talk about movies. it makes me sick
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No notes
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If I disappear, tell the crows
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
EVEN STONIER HENGE JUST DROPPED
A BBC article that says simpler, older version of Stonehenge found 3 miles from famous site
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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
motorcycles are cool because they're like damaged metal horses that aggressively fart as a means of locomotion
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A thunderstorm enhances the reading experience by at least 52%.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There should be emojis like 💯 for all the percents
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You’re the love of my life, you stupid motherfucker.
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Jon Sternfeld @jonsternfeld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is this the SINGLE WORST presidential response in history? I know he holds the top 100, but this feels like the gold to me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Ron Johnson suggests vaccines cause SIDS, but then starts stammering when he tries to come up for some support for this claim: "I just read it ... don't quote me."
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Eating Oreos without pulling them apart because nothing even matters anymore.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So basically they took the U.S. to war, got thousands of civilians and U.S. service members killed or injured, spent billions of taxpayer dollars, and ended up agreeing to terms that embolden the regime they claimed they were going to take out and let's Iran maintain its nuclear program. (1/2)
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US releases official agreement with Iran. Read the 14-point text | CNN
The United States on Wednesday released the official text of the memorandum of understanding reached over the weekend with Iran.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sarcasm is sooooooooo great.
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OldManLefty @jonbandit.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FALLINGWATER by architect Frank Lloyd Wright: Built in 1939.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
do you also scan for familiar eyes in the neverending sky…¿?✨
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Julia @julia11.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Great Blue Heron for #WaderWednesday #birds
A Great Blue Heron stands in a marsh.
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Light, shade and shadows. Photo taken from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
him: it’s never too late me: that’s something late people say
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/06/2026
i feel like new york is finally on the map
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/06/2026
If you have to pay a country THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS just to end the war YOU started with them, then congrats, YOU LOST!!!
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
gotta say, it’s a bit on the nose for America to celebrate 250 years of genocide, war, racism, sexism, bigotry, and similarly shameful platitudes by having grown men fight each other for the syphilitic hand of a 34-count convicted felon, mass murderer, rapist, and pedophile on his birthday
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/06/2026
Trump looks like death warmed over (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)
pic of Trump looking dazed during his meeting with Macron
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Crashing out a little over the haircut on the dude on the left
Crop of a Wikipedia page that shows a section called Staring contests that shows two drawn figures staring at each other with a dotted line going between their eyes. The figure on the left has a small tuft of hair on the top back of their head.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
These crowd shots around New York are so fucking diverse. I fucking love this town
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
if you’re reading this, i love your dog so much
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I can’t wait until politics is over.
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Stéphanie Taberner 🔶 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇫🇷 @singlesfield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He is a pedophile. One cannot humiliate the lowest of the lowest.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone who follows me around saying, “That’s probably enough cheese.”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
live your life in such a way that the entire world isn’t waiting to see your accursed name pried off every building
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
end your sentences with prepositions, who gives a fuck at
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can we all agree that this band was just a whole ass vibe? #musicsky
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Never Tear Us Apart
INXS · Kick · Song · 1987
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