Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 7hcar ahead of me had a "work harder to provide for lazy welfare queens" bumper sticker and was swerving wildly as if trying to shake it off 071
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 12hmy boyfriend is frustrated because I told him the only things I want for my birthday are a dunce cap and a sandwich 161
Reposted by Meaty Mikeamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 29/09/2026budget tip: fill your gas tank with pretend gas in matchbox city 416314
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Abiding By Social Protocol Is Really Very Difficult So We Made The Internet 150
Reposted by Meaty Mikefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025VFX Artists React to BME Pain Olympics 0335
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 28/09/2026y’all i took my car elsewhere and they replaced the wrong headlight 030
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the guy we're staying with in greece has a glass swan filled with potpourri in his bathroom which is probably the least illegal thing ever 071
Reposted by Meaty Mikeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0675167
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm probably going to delete that at some point but I am currently shaking with rage 040
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026a business week lasts five days • a calendar week lasts seven days • a week with me lasts sixty eons 050
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i keep imagining having to write a follow up email 030
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I want to write the worst poem in history and I want my enemies to read it together and barf 190
Reposted by Meaty Mikeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 039680
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what about grocery stores makes people so horny that they'll hit on a girl who's buying many slightly irregular cheeses in her pajamas 3154
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just saw a bird rip the wing off a live cicada wow downtown stl is rough 480
Reposted by Meaty Mikewe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when you have emails but you also have cat 321015
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hope when I become a princess I get to have a small moat immediately surrounding my person at all times 0100
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 23/09/2026adding some notes to my calendar to remind myself throughout the year that I enjoy gingerbread 151
Reposted by Meaty Mikewe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026always disliked that cat. he's a creep. he should not be there when their mother is out 41062
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my phone keeps correcting "wow" to "woe" and it takes me longer and longer each time to decide whether or not to fix it 2141
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 21/09/2026mind over matter! write your consciousness into a computer program then destroy your body with a pickaxe ｄｏ ｉｔ 070
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I work in a city that is called "broken heart" in french. the cop cars there all essentially have "broken heart police" written on the sides 1180
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just wanna ring in and tell him I like his shoes 020
Reposted by Meaty MikeJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026wow everyone is here 131399
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is the worst euphemism for sex I've ever unintentionally propagated 221
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 19/09/2026gurl our psychological disorders match like his and hers bath towels got damn 0150
Reposted by Meaty Mikeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN 0462159
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can't believe we haven't had a new monkey in almost a year 050
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just did a brainstorming session that produced the phrase “beautiful textiles made by a dog” wow i’m genius 180
Reposted by Meaty Mikewe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lol what is going on down there 2251
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 17/09/2026earlier I saw a shirt that said "trout-a-holic" on it and now whenever I see someone I imagine them uncontrollably consuming a whole trout 140
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i’d love to see a grown man who’s never worn tights attempt to put some on. i think it’d be fun for both of us 0120
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you would probably be a better person if you spent more time combing other people's hair 1152
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"so did y'all hear about...................clowns" - me trying to bond with my coworkers on my first day 2101
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 15/09/2026what if spotify told everyone what volume you were listening at 1130
Reposted by Meaty Mikedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026lots of moving objects out there tonight... none of my business 023811
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 14/09/2026don't worry my avatar is still a ghost it's just zoomed way in on the part of a ghost that feels things 150
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 14/09/2026daydreamed that I went to taco bell and said "just fill my belly with preposterous shit" and they said "with cheese?" 1161
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 13/09/2026here´s a preview: yesterday I helped drag a guy out of a fountain and into a taxi while my friend threatened to break another guy´s nose 2100
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i’m not gonna tell you which one but one of the animals in animal crossing is banned from my camp for looking like my ex boyfriend 1130
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I truly can't tell if this sentence makes sense because I've done the thing. with the plant 050
