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Jessica W.

@jessicaw.bsky.social
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A hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, aging and alone with her cats. One of the heroines of a feminist age. She/her

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 5h
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶
Babybel cheeses
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 22/09/2026
I am now having the "Yes, I know you want to play wrestle, but BOTH KITTYCATS have to AGREE that it's playing, or else it is just an unprovoked attack, okay sweetie?" talk with Franca
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of those ruled over my neighborhood from c. 2000-2018. His name was Big Red and he was by far far far the heaviest dollop of cat I’ve ever seen, a regular Porch Hutt. He had a dwarf tabby sidekick named Little Bob who was his enforcer. Rumor had it that Red had the power to heal wounds. RIP.
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 24/08/2026
Today at day job: Woman: hi I’m looking for someone knowledgeable about axolotls. Me: *blinks and slowly lifts sleeve to reveal axolotl tattoo* Woman: ah, perfect
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 20/08/2026
Looks at chart Yep, astrology is BS.
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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Faine, have I showed you the flavor blasted goldfish I make for the bar where I work? I have to make them first thing before the other cooks arrive or they will eat them all.
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Liz Shayne @lizshayne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A lot of online assessments ask "do you struggle with X?" and, especially those of us who take things very literally, answer "no" because we have a carefully worked out Rube Goldberg machine that has to work exactly perfectly but, as long as it does, we're fine! That's not struggling, right?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My theory is that the brain is a big block of Swiss cheese and your thoughts are marbles and there's a stressed out little mouse in there trying to keep them all from falling out the holes
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't ever ask me if I've watched something. I have never watched anything. I am not even looking at you right now. My eyes are painted on the backs of my eyelids and I have been asleep this whole time.
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 02/08/2026
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The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called "boring as hell," but I can't help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, "anybody here tonight from Chicago?" and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homer's like, "and there were forty black ships from...
LOCRIS" and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
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Helleanor 🎃 @ellieiactaest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
To be abhorrent is one thing, but to be sloppily abhorrent is something else entirely.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I also appreciate Emily Wilson as a woman in a male dominated role, by which I don’t mean translator or classicist or public scholar but rather “curmudgeon.”
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
…but normalize this for millennia so it doesn’t sound so weird
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
we taught our baby sign language and this was how he signed help
My baby on Santa’s lap looking very distressed and making a sign that would be almost the right sign if his thumb was pointed up, but he was literally a baby lol
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/07/2026
For your convenience, the Pride and Prejudice live-posting super-thread 📚
A drawing of Elizabeth Bennet, a lovely young woman with her long hair tied up nearly under a ribbon and wearing what is most likely a neo-classically inspired dress, looking pensive, two letters in her hand. Meanwhile Darcy, a handsome but stern-looking fellow, looks longingly at her. Also there is me, a little gremlin in big round glasses, skulking about in the background and hoping that they kiss. 

The accompanying text reads “Trung reads Pride and Prejudice for the first time, somehow.”
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's in our DNA. Cardboard cats 😹😻 #cats #box #besttoyever
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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University of Exeter Special Collections @exeterunispeccoll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Good morning to everyone, but especially to all the capybaras, for today is their special day! For Capybara Day, here's an engraving from the book ' The Illustrated Natural History' (1863) by J. G. Wood. 📷 Reserve 590.2/WOO #CapybaraAppreciationDay #NationalCapybaraDay #CapybaraDay #RareBooks
Engraving of a capybara, standing in side profile next to a body of water, as if poised to dive in. Its coat is glossy and it wears an expression of supreme calm, as only a capybara is capable of. A second capybara is in the water and swimming straight towards the first capybara. The caption underneath reads: 'Capybara - Hydrocharus Capybara'.
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Vanessa Satone @vsatone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Frat house ghillie suit
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Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Eaten" sounds so pejorative - "incorporated into the ecosystem and liberated from earthly concerns" should be the standard phrasing.
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up is sheer genius LMFAO
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/06/2026
Okay, I think I just tripped over a new-to-me Mandela effect at the beach. We went to the usual stores and they had the usual innuendo T-shirts, including Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax. I will swear on a stack of Bibles that when teenage boys were wearing those when I was in high school, it was DOCTOR Zog.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Where are they hiding the 47 year old tradwives??
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20/06/2026
My head just snapped up like a seagull hearing a Dorito hit the pavement.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/06/2026
happy fathers day
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2026
happy Father’s Day, everyone even if you’re not technically a dad, take a minute today, open the hood of your car and frown intelligently at the engine it’s your day
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/06/2026
there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists
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Kimb @kimb.dev · 15/06/2026
Suggestion: it being america 250 use a pigment from 250 years ago! blog.americanduchess.com/2022/05/a-li...
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A Little History of Arsenic Green
There is no doubt that green is one of the more alluring, interesting, and complex colors of fashion through the ages. There are many myths around various greens and their toxicities, but as with most...
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
two chubby grey cartoon kitties, belly up. caption reads: 
#BellySeason
It’s Summer Again, 
Priomordial pouch exposed season 
Oh yes Here we go fellas
 THE POUCH IS OUT, THE POUCH IS SEEN
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the two cat genders: gorgeous himbo and deranged supervillain
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Zohran: "The C.H.U.D.S. are real. Don't tell anyone. Gonna need some cash to handle this." Hochul: "Who you got running this op?" In unison: "SLIWA" Zohran: "I mean, obviously. He asked me if I cared if he kept one of the heads to mount on his wall and I'm like I don't give a fuck, have at it"
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 12/06/2026
Bog witch has got SHIT TO DO
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Bogmonster Appears in Swamp
ALT: Bogmonster Appears in Swamp
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Best of luck to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts
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