Reposted by Jessica W.Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 5hYou guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 372548787
Reposted by Jessica W.Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶 11563128
Reposted by Jessica W.It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231026380
Reposted by Jessica W.Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761191661
Reposted by Jessica W.Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x 251595395
Reposted by Jessica W.Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545201095
Reposted by Jessica W.Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633279406
Reposted by Jessica W.Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 22/09/2026I am now having the "Yes, I know you want to play wrestle, but BOTH KITTYCATS have to AGREE that it's playing, or else it is just an unprovoked attack, okay sweetie?" talk with Franca 41372
Reposted by Jessica W.J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of those ruled over my neighborhood from c. 2000-2018. His name was Big Red and he was by far far far the heaviest dollop of cat I’ve ever seen, a regular Porch Hutt. He had a dwarf tabby sidekick named Little Bob who was his enforcer. Rumor had it that Red had the power to heal wounds. RIP. 1547
Reposted by Jessica W.Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 24/08/2026Today at day job: Woman: hi I’m looking for someone knowledgeable about axolotls. Me: *blinks and slowly lifts sleeve to reveal axolotl tattoo* Woman: ah, perfect 988280
Reposted by Jessica W.Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 20/08/2026Looks at chart Yep, astrology is BS. 16626
Reposted by Jessica W.Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Faine, have I showed you the flavor blasted goldfish I make for the bar where I work? I have to make them first thing before the other cooks arrive or they will eat them all. 5313
Reposted by Jessica W.Liz Shayne @lizshayne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A lot of online assessments ask "do you struggle with X?" and, especially those of us who take things very literally, answer "no" because we have a carefully worked out Rube Goldberg machine that has to work exactly perfectly but, as long as it does, we're fine! That's not struggling, right? 2242
Reposted by Jessica W.Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them. 1104225985
Reposted by Jessica W.Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback 294362965
Reposted by Jessica W.A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My theory is that the brain is a big block of Swiss cheese and your thoughts are marbles and there's a stressed out little mouse in there trying to keep them all from falling out the holes 2193
Reposted by Jessica W.chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don't ever ask me if I've watched something. I have never watched anything. I am not even looking at you right now. My eyes are painted on the backs of my eyelids and I have been asleep this whole time. 525783
Reposted by Jessica W.Helleanor 🎃 @ellieiactaest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026To be abhorrent is one thing, but to be sloppily abhorrent is something else entirely. 071
Reposted by Jessica W.Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I also appreciate Emily Wilson as a woman in a male dominated role, by which I don’t mean translator or classicist or public scholar but rather “curmudgeon.” 191563142
Reposted by Jessica W.PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026…but normalize this for millennia so it doesn’t sound so weird 2226
Reposted by Jessica W.🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 01/12/2024we taught our baby sign language and this was how he signed help 401428153
Reposted by Jessica W.Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465414068
Reposted by Jessica W.Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/07/2026For your convenience, the Pride and Prejudice live-posting super-thread 📚 6236821084
Reposted by Jessica W.Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It's in our DNA. Cardboard cats 😹😻 #cats #box #besttoyever 533242569
Reposted by Jessica W.University of Exeter Special Collections @exeterunispeccoll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Good morning to everyone, but especially to all the capybaras, for today is their special day! For Capybara Day, here's an engraving from the book ' The Illustrated Natural History' (1863) by J. G. Wood. 📷 Reserve 590.2/WOO #CapybaraAppreciationDay #NationalCapybaraDay #CapybaraDay #RareBooks 26528
Reposted by Jessica W.Auferre 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"Eaten" sounds so pejorative - "incorporated into the ecosystem and liberated from earthly concerns" should be the standard phrasing. 061
Reposted by Jessica W.cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up is sheer genius LMFAO 612249
Reposted by Jessica W.Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/06/2026Okay, I think I just tripped over a new-to-me Mandela effect at the beach. We went to the usual stores and they had the usual innuendo T-shirts, including Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax. I will swear on a stack of Bibles that when teenage boys were wearing those when I was in high school, it was DOCTOR Zog. 373328
Reposted by Jessica W.Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Where are they hiding the 47 year old tradwives?? 33612128
Reposted by Jessica W.Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20/06/2026My head just snapped up like a seagull hearing a Dorito hit the pavement. 19930126
Reposted by Jessica W.victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/06/2026happy fathers day 018217
Reposted by Jessica W.Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2026happy Father’s Day, everyone even if you’re not technically a dad, take a minute today, open the hood of your car and frown intelligently at the engine it’s your day 471571200
Reposted by Jessica W.John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business. 674127520
Reposted by Jessica W.mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/06/2026there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists 21082111
Reposted by Jessica W.Kimb @kimb.dev · 15/06/2026Suggestion: it being america 250 use a pigment from 250 years ago! blog.americanduchess.com/2022/05/a-li...blog.americanduchess.comA Little History of Arsenic GreenThere is no doubt that green is one of the more alluring, interesting, and complex colors of fashion through the ages. There are many myths around various greens and their toxicities, but as with most... 1735
Reposted by Jessica W.Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the two cat genders: gorgeous himbo and deranged supervillain 2222
Reposted by Jessica W.MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care. 49115391789
Reposted by Jessica W.Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Zohran: "The C.H.U.D.S. are real. Don't tell anyone. Gonna need some cash to handle this." Hochul: "Who you got running this op?" In unison: "SLIWA" Zohran: "I mean, obviously. He asked me if I cared if he kept one of the heads to mount on his wall and I'm like I don't give a fuck, have at it" 16803108
Reposted by Jessica W.Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 12/06/2026Bog witch has got SHIT TO DOstatic.klipy.comBogmonster Appears in SwampALT: Bogmonster Appears in Swamp 1482
Reposted by Jessica W.jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Best of luck to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B 720243
Reposted by Jessica W.derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts 923151842266