Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 24/08/2026Today at day job: Woman: hi I’m looking for someone knowledgeable about axolotls. Me: *blinks and slowly lifts sleeve to reveal axolotl tattoo* Woman: ah, perfect 988280
Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026bsky.app/profile/comp...Kell Compost 😷@compostwitch.bsky.socialthis reminds me of me: [Pet Store], how can I help you caller: Hi, do you have any Rough Green Snakes? me: No... are you on a quest for a snake that doesn't eat vertebrates? caller: Yes? me: Because I went down this same research rabbit hole ages ago, so today you won the phone lottery 0390
Andrew Kornblatt @akornblatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comCoy Melancon: It's Time To Shine on Cowboy ShowdownALT: Coy Melancon: It's Time To Shine on Cowboy Showdown 0130
Bryan Hamilton, PhD @nvpyromelana.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’ve been training all my life for this moment 0110
Bloody Redneck Lefty With A 🔪 @rednecklefty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026And the tattoo on your other arm? 000
Firthermor @firthermor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026She didn’t ask for the name of your tattoo artist? 😉 010
