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@pandamom.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless 💅 In love with an Irishman ☘️ Lefty 🫏 Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛🐈 NP 👩🏻‍⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠 Fungi 🍄‍🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭 Merkins are funny 🌳 RFK is killing us 🪱

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least it has a flange? #forbiddendogtoys
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The love affair continues …
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, Amazon. I have a question.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today it’s “joke manager cardioversion” instead of “general manager of a car dealership”.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI changed my patients statement from “I’m a Gulf War Veteran” to “patient is a golf veteran.”
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Man Says Exactly The Same
ALT: Man Says Exactly The Same
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a quiet Tuesday night at 10:51pm and Hank is outside for his last pee of the day. He is barking so damn loud I can hear the bark echoing off the houses. Sorry neighbors.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheese excise agents
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is amazing
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found a new feed to follow: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m gonna put this Tshirt on my Christmas list for my kids
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Need to get a divorce? Go to court? Make sure your lawyer is a Kuntz. (This is a real law firm in Kokomo Indiana )
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2026 has been the pinky for me so far…
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not even pretending anymore: apnews.com/article/what...
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever I do my neuro exam on a patient I have intrusive thoughts. Sometimes it’s that when I say “squeeze my fingers as tight as you can” as I’m checking bilat grip strength what i REALLY want to say is “pull my finger”.
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Ecogrrl @ecogrrl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So we're killing more women....that's great
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tomato titties
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Update He came and rang my doorbell. Hank behaved as he should and promptly began losing his shit. He said “I’m the one who tore down the vine.” I said “yeah.” He said “I’m sorry, but” And I interrupted and said “yeah it was pretty invasive for you to come in MY yard and do that” He said “well
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Title-Strange Man in My Yard Cutting Down a Plant This morning was a lovely morning, a brief reprise from days of punishing heat and humidity here in the Midwest. I sat out on the deck, sipping coffee w my kids and animals enjoying the day and I noticed the yard smelled absolutely lovely. I saw 1
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Furry Beans
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hegseth body shaming Canadian teen girls now… They just keep becoming shittier and shittier. www.thedailybeast.com/pete-hegseth...
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Hegseth Posts Vile Attack on Woman as Pentagon Collapses Around Him
No gibe is too cheap for the would-be presidential contender.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why hasn’t any smart person figured out a way to refill the rinse aide in the dishwasher without it dribbling everywhere? One sudden move and it’s spurting all over the place.
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Angry Annoyed Girl with Brush
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NPR @npr.org · 31/08/2026
A recent study found that many women treated for recurrent UTIs didn't have UTIs at all. Instead, their symptoms were caused by hormonally driven inflammation and pelvic floor dysfunction. n.pr/4ciNsyT
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Why too many women are prescribed antibiotics for UTIs they don't have
A recent study found that many women treated for recurrent UTIs didn't have UTIs at all. Instead, their symptoms were caused by hormonally driven inflammation and pelvic floor dysfunction.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This has @iamdad.bsky.social written alllll over it
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My daughter confessed, age 4, that when she holds a butter knife she always thinks about stabbing someone. And she said it in the absolutely cutest way…
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Or….say your kids insist you don’t know what you’re talking about….
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something about this seems a little off
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Band camp suddenly looking a lot different…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood…
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now would be a great time to get yourself a Tushy.
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Zach Louis Demonstrates Bidet
ALT: Zach Louis Demonstrates Bidet
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I always try to come up with easily understandable analogies to help patients understand things. Today’s analogy was a bit obscure: “OSA is kinda like beaver of health problems” I thought it was apt and the patient understood 😆 Treating one thing has long term impact on a vast number of
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just finished this and holy smokes it was amazing 5 stars
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lemon ricotta pancakes for my sons 17th birthday breakfast
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got this flyer in the mail. Is this really what the evangelical church in America is? UFOs and aliens.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who knew a joking post about cornmeal mush would bring the weirdos out in BlueSky?
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Big Brother Celebrity Big Brother
ALT: Big Brother Celebrity Big Brother
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you don’t know what this is, I don’t know what to say to you.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone invited me to an event (last minute) that I would have dropped everything to attend 5 yrs ago. Now the mere thought of such an event is so mentally exhausting I feel affronted for even being asked. This is just life now, right? Everyone feels this way right? Life has just become so
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everything reminds me of him
A carrot that looks like legs with a penis
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My kids are so rude.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I sent this reel to my brothers. Brother #5 responded: I forgot how infatuated you were with him. 🤣
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I look back at the women of yore with a mix of sympathy and superiority. Electricity changed everything
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Horny Sex
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
…and I’ll also be ok if I never sleep on the ground again.
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When I was in high school, my dad had me take his truck into the shop for some reason. I was like 17. I attracted the attention of the beefy mechanic named Bob, approximately 25+ yrs my sr. He fell in love. Even told my brother “I’m in love with your sister” This is how it went in his head:
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I can predict which patients will have the nocebo effect in the first 5 minutes of talking with them. 😭 I am not immune. I had myself worked up for the first covid vaccine and my tongue felt thick and itchy during the first few minutes after the vaccine. And I fucking knew better.
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