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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir. 444649585
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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just got done playing a convoluted pretend game with my niece and nephew, perhaps I should interview the imaginary people involved and pitch the story to a mainstream news outlet 1017516
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornElizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) 22790141
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation? Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate 1593461941
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornThe Urbanist @theurbanist.org · 16/09/2026BelRed is #4. Bellevue is billing it as an arts district. It's currently a tire center district with some midrise TOD near the (non freeway adjacent) station. 1101
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Crazy way to describe a technology that has immediately been used to generate illegal pornography 313416
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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornJames everything is analog @analogist.net · 12/09/2026These are examples of NIMBY talking points we need to recognize. People should know that Seattle was built on a clear cut, and old growth is not a thing outside of Seward Park and a few trees in Schmitz Preserve. Certainly not in private backyards, those are all less old than a human lifetime. 4557
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundationthedailybeast.comJD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist DogwhistleThe vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash. 3426054818
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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never Wornℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Whatever old-timey guy came up with the phrase "this stinks to high heaven" cooked with that one. Imagine, if you will, your wavy green stink lines extend not just into the sky but into HEAVEN. And not the low parts of heaven either 1241
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Coyote v Acme is the first movie since My Cousin Vinny to capture the essence of what it means to be a lawyer. In this essay I will 418625
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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornThe Specifics Hardly Matter @gbaji.bsky.social · 09/09/2026bsky.app/profile/deer... 01102
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For Sale Clown Shoes Never Worn @jerrykuch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Really more in the market for tentacles eldritch horror chair actually…” 011
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Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornCliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 02/09/2026Someone named Jennica implies the existence of a Jessifer. 051
Reposted by For Sale Clown Shoes Never WornJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979601451
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