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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In Massachusetts, not fully true. Conduct that amounts to “threats, intimidation or coercion” to chill an exercise of rights can be a violation of the MCRA: additionally, “civil conspiracy” can be a great gap-filler where a group exerts leverage they wouldn’t have individually.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"What do you do for work?" "I write up little notes that promise a guy in a robe I'm not lying and that if they decide I am they can send me to prison"
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe I'm just tired, but I always find it really funny when I sign an affidavit under the penalties and pains of perjury and it's just affirming that the exhibits are what I say they are
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 16/09/2026
Me, riding 36 hours of hyperfocus: Haha!! I have defeated ADHD!! Suck it, disability! Me, crashing: what the fuck. I was informed I was cured
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly we should start making this a prerequesite. I am tired of gay politicians who have never been horny on main. The rest of us deserve representation
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YESSS
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's also very funny that every account of the Toledo War goes out of its way to mention that Michigan was run by a "Boy Governor" at the time.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, leaving a meeting: wow that was a good meeting! My brain: are you sure it was good? Are you sure you didn't come across like a crazy person? You should probably reach out to your colleagues and ask if you seemed like a crazy person. That's exactly what a sane person would do
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MIT student (2026)
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Why can't I find a good comprehensive history of Yugoslavia on Libby," she muttered to herself neurotypically
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think my Coyote v Acme thread is the most popular one I've ever done on Bluesky, and I appreciate that it is so so much harder to go viral on here than the other place. Nobody look at me
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they should've tested Elizabeth Holmes' dedication to that deep voice by making her sing the alto II parts for two years in a middle school choir
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade
cheam creems
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/09/2026
it's the first movie I've went to see in public since Dune and truly more joyful with an audience. highly recommended
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coyote v Acme is the first movie since My Cousin Vinny to capture the essence of what it means to be a lawyer. In this essay I will
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CT Yankee @connecticut-yankee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎶Burn baby burn Discovery inferno 🎶
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Played a stupid game and won a stupid prize: asked if we needed to depose anyone in a case and now I'm doing my first deposition in a week lolol
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sami 🔵 @hellosami.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I made a website that lets you cut out old magazines from the internet archive (or any PDFs you own) and make collage art out of them: ✂️ clipart.studio
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
1 Year on T... Mario hangs up his hat on a hat rack. He catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. He puts his hand up to it and says "it's-a me...  Mario." He weeps with joy.
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Peter Cheung @bostonaruban.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Silent Vigil for Louisa
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the kat from HOUSE (1977) @dogunderwater.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
okay i only saw part of maysoon zayid's response video but this actually made me gasp?? like maysoon zayid's been doing disability activism work forever, absolutely outrageous thing to say to her.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 22/06/2026
first, @maysoonzayid is a friend & the person berating them has also publicly attacked me, so i'm not claiming any sort of removed objectivity here. but i am enough of a public health expert to be baffled by this approach — it is not persuasive, it is not successful.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
when does the cat become prime minister
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
having an Elspeth Tascioni summer (investigating law enforcement misconduct)
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you're a young trans man or trans masc person who needs a dad today, congrats. I am your dad now. I am proud of you and what you've accomplished although some of your young person culture and choices perplex me. I am proof trans men can be middle aged married dudes. You can be too some day. Live.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wrote my first comment on NYTimes Cooking today, so I'm ready to take my place in the retirement community
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
me right before the instructor says "feel free to lie down quietly in child's pose"
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
my "he has no ability to introduce any of his biases; that's just out of his role" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dune and Dune Messiah book covers, now named

PAUL IS BAD

and

OK, I GUESS I WASN'T CLEAR
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Martin does great work, and I love this report, but I really dislike this "novel legal technicality" framing. The government has the burden of proof, and they didn't meet it because the speed cameras had a margin of error that put this guy outside the range for which he was charged. That's it.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Literal hero
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The first grand jury proceeding in the Broadview Six case began with a *textbook example* of forbidden prosecutorial vouching. Misconduct from the start. Just incredible stuff.
Matt. will vouch for me. I said I20 want to go in front of the Thursday grand jury21 because I know you and I trust you and yoU know me22 and you trust me, and I would never ask you to23 charge somebody if I didn't think there was24 probable cause and you know you've asked me before25 "Well, what about this person?" And I said "I
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I read these transcripts last night and have to say: many of the grand jurors were very smart and brave in this case, and the prosecutors somehow managed to be both completely unethical and incompetent at the same time.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gay dog comic.
A three panel comic.

In the first panel, a girl says, "I need to draw a comic that will elicit a strong emotional reaction in my audience".

In the second panel, she says, "something that speaks deeply to them".

In the third panel, we see hands hokding a large comic panel featuring a cute dog saying "I am a gay dog" and "and I love being gay".
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Got my updated bar card and did not fuck up the self-lamination. Please clap
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Big Bean 4 Lyfe
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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Over 300 detainees at Delaney Hall signed an S.O.S. letter about the horrid conditions they are facing: rotten food, lack of medical attention, and so much more. Yesterday we went to inspect Delaney and that letter is correct. The solution is closing Delaney and abolishing ICE.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cool attorney in my practice area at new job confirmed queer 👏👏👏👏
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The regime has been obsessed with this Maryland dad for more than a year now. Let him live his life in peace. Let all of us live our lives in peace. #Fight4Kilmar
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I will remain a Microsoft hater all my days but I am unfortunately forced to admit Microsoft Authenticator is kind of good. Thank u for only making me remember 2 digits instead of 6 or 8 🙏
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This was very heartening to read
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Isabela Dias @isabelaalhadeff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“I live in constant fear that I will be subjected to further baseless detentions just for going about my daily life." On May 2, Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born US citizen, was detained by ICE in Alabama for the third time (!) in the span of a year. And he's suing the federal government.
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ICE keeps detaining the same US citizen again, and again, and again. He’s fighting back.
“I only wish to live my life in peace,” Leonardo Garcia Venegas said in a declaration.
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I would die for this man
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
New job is a trip. My new boss will describe a project that's literally something I've dreamed about doing and then asks me "is this something you would be interested in working on?" Yes! YES! I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and punk me
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the beauty of Lauren Sánchez Bezos's incredibly lazy attempt at Madame X is that, like the original sitter of the portrait, she is a woman famous mostly for having a really rich husband, and is finding out the hard way that that only buys you so much cachet
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