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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026

more business owners need to be like this

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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i kinda want to visit what seems like The Worst Coffee Shop

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Kaffeehaus de Châtillon

a Traditional Viennese Kaffeehaus & Cultural Institution

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023

the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gif (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20010309...

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 05/10/2026

I’m going to be 60 in a few weeks, so I assumed the pain I’d been feeling in my foot was some old man malady like a bunion or gout, so imagine my joy when I figured out today that I’ve been walking around for 3 weeks with a shard of glass in the ball of my foot

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

american gothic

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026

And why are the 50 years are the anomaly, not the shorter early post-war period? Meanwhile Rattner must know how feeble it sounds to ascribe postwar US growth to delayed benefits of electricity rather than the postwar world order, government investment in R&D, women entering the workforce, etc...

More will come. History suggests that innovation’s effects on the economy can take years, even decades, to play out. The surge in productivity growth after World War II was driven in part by the continuing deployment of electricity generators and other 19th-century inventions.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."

The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass:

orange egyptian tabi socks from 300-500ce

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

me: reading is how i cope with stress :) friend: how are your stress levels? me:

Reading Challenge Press on! Read 222 books to get back on track.
517 of 1000 books read | 94 days left
52%
Challenge details
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Rise of The Machines (2024)

Fred Flintstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous.

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this is psychotic but a genuinely valuable articulation of a thing many drivers actually believe

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

building wire mother for my child

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

do not insult machines. this could actually happen

Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Charles Xavier thread? Charles Xavier thread.

Scott Summers: They're called the Xavier Protocols. They're secret files the Professor created with information on how to kill us in case we go rogue. I understand that it might be hard to believe that the man who trained us also made plans to kill us. That's why I'm showing this to you. So we can better understand the true Charles Xavier.
A computer screen displays a crude drawing of Professor X shooting the X-Men with a single bullet point: 1. shoot them with guns
Everyone looks shocked and disgusted. Gambit says “Why Gambit dere twIce”

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For Sale Clown Shoes Never Worn @jerrykuch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember Infocom’s one off per title weird packaging? Or early EA’s mini record album style packages in the first couple of years?

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.

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Port @portalsrule123.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A Simpsons meme about WEBP images.
clerk: "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!"
various signs read: "We don't take .webp upload" "ERROR: .webp is not a recognized image format" "no webp" "can't open webp" "not compatible with .webp"

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."

Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s good Bluesky

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Unethical 1970’s psychiatrist: I have created evil Netflix: hey this sounds pretty fun

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026

Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵

A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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For Sale Clown Shoes Never Worn @jerrykuch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I guess the references to packaging and box art are quaintly unrelatable in today’s world of exclusively digitally distributed paying for it but never owning it.

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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2024

clogging all the toilets in the lobby before my big interview so I can play the hero by revealing that I always travel with a plunger

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Sean Gilman @theendofcinema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh hell yeah

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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

highly recommend doing it to humans too, it's a time saver

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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've noticed some people are compelled to keep interacting with chatbots because they're not practiced in the art or dropping a conversation the second it becomes uninteresting. some of us have practiced all our lives, by being autistic and/or incredibly rude.

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For Sale Clown Shoes Never Worn @jerrykuch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait was Vic Atiyeh of Atiyeh Brothers Carpets!?!?

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just got done playing a convoluted pretend game with my niece and nephew, perhaps I should interview the imaginary people involved and pitch the story to a mainstream news outlet

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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

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