strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 8hsafe to say the past few days on this app just reinforced why we’re choosing the bear 1251
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 11hi bet getting ran over and crushed by a semi truck would feel really good rn 1283
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 19hwhy are antibiotic pills so fucking big like how am i supposed to swallow that 2140
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026can u guys tell when i’m posting through it or not really 1200
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026left exactly one cookie in the pack that i had… why would i do that to me? 1180
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026guys did u know that cops are allowed to shine their spotlight directly in ur face while ur driving now? that’s so crazy 1170
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026some of u truly need to log off & seek help if u think jokes about sa victims are funny. idc if it’s satire u need to be put on a watch list 2437
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my magnifying mirror hates to see me coming with a pair of tweezers 0160
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i love women supporting women. if we all just stick together we can conquer the world 0385
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hey siri how to steal a baby pig without getting caught. hey siri how to raise a baby pig at home diy 1270
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026babe. will u make me the happiest girl in the world and touch some grass with me? 0180
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026let’s all take a deep breath and remember that our worth is not determined by online bullshit like follower counts & likes 0222
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if astrology isn’t real then how come the vibes shift whenever there’s a retrograde 0111
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sometimes i think that eventually maybe everything will be okay 2282
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026feeling nauseous and disgusted and just overall very bad :) 2130
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’m gonna sage my phone and then i’m gonna sage this app so if ur a demon leave now 2310
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and if hot chocolate doesn’t have mini marshmallows it’s trash 4230
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026whoever used my card in australia for $300 worth of ubers. ur mom is a hoe 2340
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the problem is that this app is not good for me but i love u guys. so u see my dilemma 1260
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything is ok guys let’s all go get some fresh air :) 0152
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026did u guys hear that im a bitch bc someone assumed i was subposting them for whatever reason :))) 6250
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026excuse me why is imessage giving u an ai summary of ur unread messages. that’s so unnecessary also i can read 290
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026personally i just think mental illness/ trauma is not an excuse for poor behaviour and if ur not actively working on fixing that shit well idk what to tell u 0200
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if ur grandma is still alive please give her a hug from me and tell her i love her 1130
strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026should not be driving in this condition but i’m a strong independent woman who needs a matcha 2250
