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LA face with a Oakland booty.

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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 16m
Wow. Cue the @sickoscommittee.org nice punt gif for USC
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 28m
Let’s fuckin go You-Dub
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 1h
Chicken Lady at the strip club. I cackle.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 2h
We have eschewed football watchin for the evening, electing instead to watch Clue. Madeline Kahn is irreplaceable.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 3h
Wait.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 3h
Iowa receivers stop eating fries on the sidelines challenge
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 3h
🖤Am I capable?🖤 cooking: enough to survive whistle: yep draw: noooo paint: only w a roller swim: six years competitively! english: yes, i can english dance: only the Humpty sing: meh, I’m aight drive: yep gifting: soso write: in cursive! guitar: not in decades, sadly speaking: yeah I talk good
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 3h
Did this cat actually say “I’m a Marine Corpse veteran” on this shitass political ad???
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 4h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula (My bad. He’s not a vampire. He’s something else.)
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Blade: Bring It On
Alt: Blade: Bring It On
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 5h
Cover band idea: this specific niche genre of sweaty hairy dudes singing shit from 80s action movies. Made this playlist as a reference. open.spotify.com/playlist/05M...
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Best of the Best of the Best
Playlist · 1219887088 · 16 items
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 5h
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS
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Bruce Lee's Iconic Roundhouse Kick
Alt: Bruce Lee's Iconic Roundhouse Kick
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 5h
And he’s having a smoke while she’s taking a drag
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 5h
Soooooo PSU at Michigan in a couple weeks is gonna be absolutely sagging with emotional baggage.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6h
Solid afternoon on my couch with three dogs sleeping pressed up on me. Better than football.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6h
A challenging ingredient, make no mistake. Sakai’s choice to take on Truck à l’Orange may be come back to bite him.
We unveil the ingredient! 

My truck!
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6h
Angels Baseball, est. 1961
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6h
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Witness me
Alt: Witness me
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 10h
Stress-free Saturday!!!
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 15h
Either universe’s version of Kira would be fantastic by me 😍
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Mirror Universe Kira Nerys from Star Trek DS9
Alt: Mirror Universe Kira Nerys from Star Trek DS9
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 21h
And at least my friends who hate Penn State are stoked.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 21h
At least I can safely say we won’t lose on Saturday.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to fuck up a housewarming party. (Maybe. No idea how this fuckin team is gonna rebound. Whatever. Let’s Go State.)
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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William Shatner: Priceline Negotiator
Alt: William Shatner: Priceline Negotiator
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Verse 3: [Eminem] Ho! Slim Shadydil, Slim Shadydillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us! Come, Slim Shadydil, for our need is near us!
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok so if the robots are gonna kill us all in five years…I mean…can we speed this along? WTF you waiting for? Us to redeem ourselves?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MF DOOM should still be alive
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just ordered a new phone wallet. Big day for yer man.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Captain. Still makes me mad that Paramount made him present as Non-Threatening Black Man (no goatee, nice close cropped hair, rank of Commander) for the first couple seasons. I’m glad they saw and corrected this error, but it’s just so freakin stupid and transparent.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 92🏆 99🔥 87🎓 93🏆 Final score: 930 Alright alright alright.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry earnest-posting makes me feel weird.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Argentina never beating allegations (or the über-alles-gations…ok that wasn’t great, fuck it I’m leaving it)
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morning legends. I am so tired and beaten down by <<gesturing wildly at everything>> and I am gonna need some weapons grade coffee and a lot of nontoxic positivity to get thru the day. Spare a good thought for yer man if ya can coz this shit sucks like a black hole. You’re still great and sexy.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why the serious fuck am I awake
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today was brutal, friends. Yer man is wrecked. Still love you sexy fuckers tho.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this butt
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Anime
Alt: Patrick Star got cakes. Patrick Star is one thicc bih.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSUWVB fighting harder against Nebraska than they did last season…still dropped the first set. Slow starts are killin this team. Sounds way too freakin familiar (side-eying Matt Campbell).
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Random thought that just popped into my dome: I freakin hate conference championship games
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey just real quick, my friends are awesome. (It’s you, you’re my friends. You’re awesome.)
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 1 92🏆 92👑 99🔥 80✨ 89🎉 Final score: 889 Meh.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning, champions! I am decidedly not a Spooky Szn Guy, but seeing all my awesome and sexy smokeshow friends get excited about it makes me happy as fuck. Do you, legends. Whaddya say we go out and survive another day of all this bullshit? Try not to make anyone’s life more difficult 💛🤘
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Fleetwood Mac Top 3: 1. Dreams 2. Oh Well 3. Go Your Own Way
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok really bedtime now. May we all wake up to The Best News.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m a million percent anti death penalty (which is a change from my youth), but if we’re gonna do it, and we’re gonna claim to attempt to be humane about it, I have thoughts.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legends, yer man is exhausted. BUT I had ice cream tonight, so it’s alright. You’re awesome. And smart. And kind. And a total fuckin smokeshow. I wanna be like you bc you’re fuckin killing it. Dogs love you. Sleep well, and dream of large (or small) women (or dudes or your preferred gender).
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Andre The Giant: People In Masks Cannot Be Trusted
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahhhhh I love watching the mood swings of 20 percent of my follows (Phillies fans) vs. a different 15 percent of my follows (Braves fans)
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Mood Swings Animation
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Far too few heads on pikes. Far too few guillotines. Far too of them comfortable and not terrified.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second’s probably more famous (there were multiple spots), but the first is more deeply ingrained into my mind…I can _hear_ that shit in my head right now. “FROM YOU, ALRIGHT?”
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS
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Futurama Mom's Group Slap
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