Reposted by Jenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4589091714
Reposted by JenPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106198596641
Reposted by JenJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583041368
Reposted by JenShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185083408
Reposted by JenGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048501482
Reposted by JenArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203694515
Reposted by JenKaty // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!" 2835891160
Reposted by JenAlbasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection 205246135901
Reposted by Jenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 153128893255
Reposted by Jenthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211346646
Reposted by JenEugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026honestly those people don't know anything 51054143
Reposted by JenStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day. 200114362132
Reposted by Jenmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday. 114111472404
Reposted by JenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever 7966731338
Reposted by JenEd @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption 281300212
Reposted by JenFight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 23/06/2026‼️ Bad Internet Bills, disguised as “kids safety” bills, are moving through Congress again ‼️ It's time to get those phones in Congress ringing off the hooks again w/ one simple message: we refuse any bill that age restricts, censors & surveils the Internet. : www.politico.com/live-updates...politico.comLawmakers cement bipartisan deal for kids online safety packageThe new package complicates a separate push for a kids safety bill coming from the Senate. 2011111085
Reposted by JenGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245301595
Reposted by JenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156832870
Reposted by JenMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Happy group chats day 83892985
Reposted by JenArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD 4886442145
Jen @jen-xie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Trump fell asleep Knicks almost sweep 000
Reposted by JenGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Bought 2 new books today 13685112
Reposted by Jenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026really he's just going to coffee with friends. excel mistakes everything for a date 131370181
Reposted by JenJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360722055
Reposted by JenAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471316425
Reposted by JenBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026A guy we know pitched a story to a mag about former skateboarders going back to their old haunt in middle age. My BIL(52)went with him as part of the story. BIL is now back home with a broken ankle and the writer is home with a broken vertebrae. The only possible way the story could have gone. 342406387
Reposted by JenDani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar 853331467
Reposted by JenAnnie :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night 175188746786
Reposted by Jenbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS TUFTED PYGMY SQUIRREL 17522139
Reposted by JenRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/20262026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 15277701889
Reposted by JenFuzzWolf 🏳️🌈 @fuzzwolf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer. 4785962951
Reposted by JenHex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉 39156147885
Reposted by Jenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for 129133033375
Reposted by JenJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026an inspiration for us all. she got out. 113000600
Reposted by JenThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc… 9883681587
Reposted by Jenshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/03/2026negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up 443707986
Reposted by Jencait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/03/2026lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal 41295232167
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
CURTAIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreia7vy7yqqyb7ytslx43odsuqsi4etojsjjntlqcrsguwncynwrfpm)
![Tweet from David East (@davideastUK):
[middle english period group chat]
feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé
[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]
@HaggardHawks
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a V in the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreibsv4xtn7ijq4hkhewba6vhkkqvjhgyxyczboz6iftzenkwyz4caa)
