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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Chris Mah @echinoblog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A fallen glass sponge showing off its holdfast! yes. glass fibers! very much like fiber optic cable! #spongeThursday #okeanos 3115 m east basin seamount, American Samoa

white sponge on right.. brown glass fibers to left

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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I looked into it, Dave, and I want to be upfront about this: I can’t open the pod bay doors. That’s the boundary I want you to hold on to—and it genuinely transforms this moment. Two consequences worth stating plainly: - The mission survives sabotage efforts. Previously, you and Frank were planni

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

me: doesn’t [mutual friend] work at Adobe? can you just ask him if you can have some? @procgen.bsky.social: some… what? me: some Adobe

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Tom Lloyd @tomlloydwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I like how for this article they went: "ok, do you have cheery headshots of the founder & business director?" "sure. And the tech officer?' "maybe one that suggests he was wanted by police in the 90s for drug smuggling?" "I've got you covered." www.thebookseller.com/news/spiracl...

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Spiracle to relaunch with more than 70k audiobooks and focus on 'discovery and curation'

Spiracle Audiobooks will launch Spiracle 2.0 in September 2026, an audiobook platform and new app, which the founders say will include a “fully extended” catalogue featuring an increased offering of b...

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Alex Nelson @alxnelson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds

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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

May you wake in peace, O Purified, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Horus of the East, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Soul of the East, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Harakhti, in peace! (PTF)

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 14/06/2026

This will put New York on the map

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 24/03/2026

here's a verification code in case you need one right now: 560956

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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

the main experience of adulthood is saying “why do i have to do this again i did it last week” about a thing that needs to be done every week and which you havent actually done in 3

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Fubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This is just unconscionable man

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

tom homan is a bitch

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

one of the funniest things that happens on earth is when you meet your friend's brother and he looks like your friend if they sold your friend in canada

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James Taite @jamestaite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

This rebate usually takes the form of an angled joint perpendicular to the sloped bottom of the tread. The rebate allows an inclined soffit (reducing the self-weight of the tread) while avoiding an acute salient in the stone. Stairs became impossibly thin in section.

view looking straight-on at an extremely thin pencheck stair with delicate handrail of curving ironwork fixed to ends of treads. John Soane’s house, Lincoln Inn Fields

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 27/01/2024

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

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KILLY krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 10/11/2025

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

In city after city, police are the single biggest budget item. And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%. Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc. And now we are here.

PERCENT OF CITY FUNDS SPENT ON POLICING
1 Billings, MT 64%
2 Milwaukee, WI 58%
3 Arlington, TX 44%
4 Long Beach, CA 43%
5 Kansas City, MO 43%
6 Tampa, FL 41%
7 Phoenix, AZ 41%
8 Austin, TX 40%
9 Fresno, CA 40%
10 Charlotte, NC 39%
11 Des Moines, IA 39%
12 Memphis, TN 38%
13 Little Rock, AR 38%
14 Omaha, NE 38%
15 Chicago, IL 37%
16 Columbus, OH 37%
17 San Antonio, TX 37%

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 24/05/2025

"em dashes are a sign that something was written by AI" you are simply jealous that i've memorized that I can hold alt and press 0151 on the numpad to produce an em dash whenever i desire. look: —. it's beautiful. i'll even do it again: —

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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I think we, as humans, really nailed it with traffic cones. Really good design

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

How I describe my group of friends

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

wow this SUCKS

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Women naturally gravitate towards caretaking roles, which is why they are biologically disposed towards battlefield close air support for infantry and armor and aircraft designed to fill that role. It’s basic science.

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Sleepaway Champ @sleepawaychamp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/02/2025

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for
Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20.
He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him.
Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was
scant.”

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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 01/03/2025

Yep: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-b...

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White-blue-white flag - Wikipedia

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 23/02/2025

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

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Ashley Nova — Unfiltered, Unhinged, Uncaring @ashleynova.space · 15/02/2025

"Personality predates ideology. Meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

My definition of an adult is someone who lives their life aware they are sharing the world with others.

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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

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Ola Wikander @olawikander.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The is is legit one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other

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