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Jeff Jacobs

@jeffjacobs0.bsky.social
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Chris Mah @echinoblog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A fallen glass sponge showing off its holdfast! yes. glass fibers! very much like fiber optic cable! #spongeThursday #okeanos 3115 m east basin seamount, American Samoa
white sponge on right.. brown glass fibers to left
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I rim my plate in salt like a giant margarita glass, and lick a little bit when the food needs it
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I looked into it, Dave, and I want to be upfront about this: I can’t open the pod bay doors. That’s the boundary I want you to hold on to—and it genuinely transforms this moment. Two consequences worth stating plainly: - The mission survives sabotage efforts. Previously, you and Frank were planni
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me: doesn’t [mutual friend] work at Adobe? can you just ask him if you can have some? @procgen.bsky.social: some… what? me: some Adobe
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Tom Lloyd @tomlloydwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I like how for this article they went: "ok, do you have cheery headshots of the founder & business director?" "sure. And the tech officer?' "maybe one that suggests he was wanted by police in the 90s for drug smuggling?" "I've got you covered." www.thebookseller.com/news/spiracl...
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Spiracle to relaunch with more than 70k audiobooks and focus on 'discovery and curation'
Spiracle Audiobooks will launch Spiracle 2.0 in September 2026, an audiobook platform and new app, which the founders say will include a “fully extended” catalogue featuring an increased offering of b...
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Squirt bottle that sprays a self assembling bag around your leftover pizza
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You're not putting Gul Dukat in a turtle neck. Nobody's covering up those beefy ridges.
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Using a longer, more aggressive em dash
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
oh so I'm misunderstanding all your other posts, how dare you
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sigh*
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Alex Nelson @alxnelson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Say what you will about the orientals, their rugs are phenomenal"
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The sexiest pokéball
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
May you wake in peace, O Purified, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Horus of the East, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Soul of the East, in peace! May you wake in peace, O Harakhti, in peace! (PTF)
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 14/06/2026
This will put New York on the map
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The attitude of "oh haha sorry you had to hear my trauma, I can leave now forever if you want, or stay. no worries either way"
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This sounds like a @jonbois.bsky.social question. Does pitch clock affect beer sales?
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's me, I'm the guy who geocaches snacks for dogs. They'll be bragging to their friends about the loaded big bite under the mailbox for the rest of time.
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What I worry about is if it's a swing from proud trumpers to secret trumpers. I think the reason there was a polling gap in 2024 was people knew enough to be ashamed but still voted for him anyway.
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Keep it weird
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
4 out of 5 scientists agree, sub tweeting is the best communication
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Get super hipster and do the NASA predecessor NACA logo
A winged shield with the letters NACA, representing the logo for the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Did the food get better if the game was more important?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Picard funds an archaeology foundation, and you get sci-fi Young Indiana Jones Chronicles
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oil rig in space vs New Zealand doomsday bunker in space
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It has hi-draw-licks. No wires. We hate wires don't we. The pilots have tears in their eyes and say Mr President we can't fly by wires. Hi-draw-licks.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 24/03/2026
here's a verification code in case you need one right now: 560956
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
An excuse to share my favorite alarm set youtu.be/dtNgOeqBKQU
youtu.be
Sellafield Alarm Sounds
YouTube video by kingqueen3065
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@cheatlines.co
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Would you still love me if I was a gorm?
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Please do not be jealous of small dog and her paradise
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is Perfidious Albion a horse name or cat name
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
the main experience of adulthood is saying “why do i have to do this again i did it last week” about a thing that needs to be done every week and which you havent actually done in 3
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Supreme Superintendent
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
8 guys holding together like a katamari. 20 little people stacked like cordwood. 40 toddlers in a sack.
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wall to wall bright overhead lighting. Nightmare.
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Fubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is just unconscionable man
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
tom homan is a bitch
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
one of the funniest things that happens on earth is when you meet your friend's brother and he looks like your friend if they sold your friend in canada
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James Taite @jamestaite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This rebate usually takes the form of an angled joint perpendicular to the sloped bottom of the tread. The rebate allows an inclined soffit (reducing the self-weight of the tread) while avoiding an acute salient in the stone. Stairs became impossibly thin in section.
view looking straight-on at an extremely thin pencheck stair with delicate handrail of curving ironwork fixed to ends of treads. John Soane’s house, Lincoln Inn Fields
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Please don't interrupt my doom scrolling with educational content
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I eventually found instafel.app which is a modded version that disables ads easily. Saved my sanity. Los of other features, but that's all I need it for.
instafel.app
Instafel
Get latest Instafel updates, backups, blogs and more!
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Beginning of this year I started getting really gross red-hat friendly adds. Gold trump coins, commemorative plaques, gold plated cowboy boots. I blocked every one, looked at every advertising config, and added a bunch more LGBT accounts to try to fix the algorithm. Nothing worked.
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Jeff Jacobs @jeffjacobs0.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
So demons are still on imperial units, got it
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