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Jake L and Hyde

@jaykayell.bsky.social
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Tall, funny, ADHD-er so am prone to conversational jazz. Had cancer once, wouldn’t recommend.

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Rachel Handley 🏳️‍🌈 @rachelahandley.com · 30/09/2026
I'll be running a free creative writing workshop on climate crisis fiction on Halloween in Kildare. Please do share the link around and come along if you can: kildare.spydus.ie/cgi-bin/spyd...
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is an interview with Daphne and Celeste following the legendary performance at Reading Festival where they got pelted off stage by Slipknot fans
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Last June, Andy Burnham was on a platform with Del Naja in support of the Fossil Fuel Non Proliferation Treaty, praising his ‘clarity and leadership’. Today, he’s having Rob arrested under the Terrorism Act for holding a piece of paper" Meet the new boss etc.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when proven liar Keir Starmer got up and did his Island of Strangers speech and spoke of the “incalculable damage” migration had done to the country
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Andi Hamilton @andihamilton.com · 27/09/2026
Made some of my YouTube videos viewable again Silent Hill 2/Silent Hill 2 Remake www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXH...
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Silent Hill 2 & The Remake - A Review & Retrospective
YouTube video by Andi Hamilton
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You said it, you know *exactly* why you said it.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker.
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Sanitary Naptime @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mattie Lubchansky ‘IS! THAT!! GOOD!!!’ Comic but the board reads “PURPOSE OF A SYSTEM” and the audience is chanting “WHAT!” “IT!!” “DOES!!!”
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It should surely be incredibly obvious by now that these fuckers are at the very least in a group chat if not actively receiving instructions.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to listen to this fellow. His research into the sexuality of minors has been precise and comprehensive. His naked concern on such matters has been long evident.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You could say “foreign funded agitator arrested for knife crime” because that’s what literally happened
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What fucking year is this?
Trending now
Not every migrant boat can be stopped, says Powell
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For years we were asking, "Why do the Tories keep beating Labour when it comes to ethnic diversity?" And the answer was always, "Because white people LOVE being told they aren't racists, especially by Black and Asian people."
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These days you can't even livestream yourself doing massive knife crimes without them eventually arresting you days later and throwing you in gaol. These days.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched a three year old episode of Have I Got News For You last night and I was reminded how furious people got at climate activists for throwing orange dust on things. I just feel sending rape and death threats to the RNLI is worthy of more fury than that.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_20h

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The only Muslim bothered about you eating this much bacon is your cardiologist.

Lee Anderson MP

GBI

@LeeAn....

23h

It's all about choices!

I've made mine.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I suppose it takes a bit longer to arrest someone stabbing a dinghy so that anyone in it could drown than it takes to arrest the REAL criminals: climate change activists who are planning a protest or lussing a bit of orange flour on some rocks.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the guy everyone was yelling and hollering about, huh? This is the guy you are gonna run against Trump? Fuckin dipshits
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got a visceral sense flashback when I saw that hi-fi system.
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Hit Points by Nathan Brown @hitpoints.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ugh. newsletter.hitpoints.co/398-deckchai...
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Centrists continuing to post "my word, something is up here, the Labour government should do something" about a situation they roared into existence with the right wing press.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All the lads declared War On Fake News in 2016 to strike back at Faragery and Trumpism, then swiftly clocked that this would mean fighting against the Tories, the Sun, the Mail and the Times, and pivoted to all-out war against Twitter leftists and Russian Facebook. This will be much the same shit.
Emily Thornberry • @EmilyTho...• 2h
A British counter disinformation centre is long overdue, and very welcome.
For too long,
the approach of successive
governments to disinformation has been disjointed and without organisation, allowing states like Russia to amplify lies about this country, to sow division and stoke tensions. This new National Centre for Information Defence is an opportunity to finally take on this very serious threat."
The Foreign Affairs Committee recommended exactly this in March. We were extremely worried about what seemed to be a complacency of the British establishment at the disinformation being promoted from abroad, particularly from Russia. We thought the response from Whitehall had essentially been 'talk to the hand because the face ain't listening, but it seems we were wrong. I'm absolutely delighted.
EMILY THORNBERRY MP
ISLINGTON SOUTH & FINSBURY
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The complete and total collapse of state function in the face of far right extremists. It is frankly ludicrous that Daniel Thomas continues to be at large given the series of crimes committed which he has literally filmed.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
mathew-owen.co.uk
Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like I say, people behind the scenes have been hard at work creating a permission structure for cuts, and that absolutely includes relentless placed media content about young people as moochers. I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy fuckin walks
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Young people’s Pip claims for ADHD and autism ‘rising fastest in affluent areas’
Experts say trend across England probably reflects swifter access to diagnoses as wealthier families go private
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did not expect more than one person to have strong feelings on the beverage selection of Auschwitz and yet…
A reply to the video of the woman complaining about the beverages at Auschwitz that reads:

“Also. Don't forget to bring your own oat milk because, well, they only serve cows milk. So. It's not a place for the lactose intolerant then either, huh. Didn't know that.”

Read the fucking room mate?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s the head of Compass - a notable milquetoast Labour progressive pressure group - explaining that the entire Starmer project was an insulting and idiotic fraud, actively inflicted upon the public in pure black-hearted bad faith neallawson2u.substack.com/p/starmerism...
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Starmerism: An Autopsy
The king is dead, long live the king.
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This line from last week’s SNL UK tho…
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wonder why Wes Streeting, who had regular donations from private health companies, commissioned an inquiry into ADHD being overdiagnosed…
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Nic @medusanw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is genuinely amazing!
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our entire political and media class wants to win the votes of people like these.
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside!
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Real talk, why half of the remaining games media is in Japan this week but no one can ever find a Japanese dev, consultant, journo or researcher to talk about Japan? Especially when we then get these experts who ignore the well-know fact that Japan has laws which make firing people extremely hard.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure, so long as we recognise “the centre right” includes the current government and its various hangers on.
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough.
First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation;
Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers;
Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year.
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just seen a “liberal Zionist” share a video by some crackpot saying white leftists support Palestine due to white guilt. These people are fucking CRACKED mate…
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
R.I.P. Stephanie Cole. Seen here as Muriel Carpenter in Talking Heads - Soldering On by Alan Bennett (10th May 1988)
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A very sad farewell to Stephanie Cole, queen of British comedy in every form. May an inexpensive charter jet fly her swiftly to her rest on gilded wings.
A cartoon version of Stephanie Cole as Carolyn in the BBC radio series Cabin Pressure
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure allegations 🎶
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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still there!
A screenshot of  the first picture Google maps shows of "The world of David Walliams", a big sign at the entrance reading 
"The world of allegations"
Apparently the picture was submitted 7 months ago by user stay123s
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Callum May @callummay.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Stephanie Cole was *forty nine* when she first starred as a care home resident in “Waiting for God”
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Jake L and Hyde @jaykayell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can’t wait for this new Dispatches
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