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@java-the-hutt.bsky.social
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Primary school teacher. Former bell ringer. Restarted playing bowls in 2022 after 35-year break. Ex-crown green (Rams Head, Disley), now bowls at @rhiwbinabowls.bsky.social. 2026 Club Captain. 2026: County Senior Singles Winner🥇 & County Senior team 💪

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Nick B 🔶 @aviarm.com · 9h
To put this in perspective, the world burns 45 tonnes of diesel *per second*, so the initial 300k tonnes is less than 2 hours worth of global consumption. And that's before the Ukrainians cast their vote via Flamingo missile. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Trump announces deal for Russian diesel as Zelensky calls it a 'gift to Putin'
Ukraine's president sharply criticised the move, calling it an "investment in war that must be ended, not prolonged".
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look, another Tory spreadsheet error that leads to disaster. I wrote a thing about that. russincheshire.substack.com/p/the-spread... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error
Exclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣👏 @mrjohncrace.bsky.social
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Dubai: plane loads of complete nutcases. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Isabel Oakeshott as she is one. 🤪
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Nick Craw🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇱🇹🇭 @nickcraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Prime Minister, you can't actually applaud something with open arms. Your hands wouldn't meet in the middle..."
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The good news keeps coming 5pillarsuk.com/2026/09/24/r...
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Rupert Lowe MP referred to Prevent and parliamentary watchdog over anti-Muslim rhetoric
FacebookLikeShareTweetEmail 5Pillars has learned that formal complaints have been submitted against Rupert Lowe MP to counter-terrorism police and Parliament’s standards watchdog over his repeated rhe...
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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Excellent. First one sometimes the hardest… next ones should be the target now, after you’ve enjoyed and celebrated this one 😊
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sure they’ll be closing all the subsidised bars in Westminster.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Stay European #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 #FBPE @stayeuropean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is Farage so triggered by the UK taking defence measures against Russian misinformation? 🤔🤔🤔
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Chooon 💪
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Muse - Hysteria [Official Music Video]
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 21/09/2026
And yes, the fact that we still have the government using X is unacceptable - the right time to leave was when Musk’s robot started making non-consensual sexualised images of woman and girls. Easy as that.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/09/2026
Did he by any chance say we should believe him?
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Jarvis is honoured to share the anniversary of his birth with me 😊
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a reminder that this is the same Robert Kraft in the Macklemore/Ed Sheeran story
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Robert Kraft: New England Patriots owner charged in sex sting
The billionaire owner of the New England Patriots is accused of soliciting sex at a Florida spa.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amount a pensioner receives in the UK is the lowest in Europe, just 2/3rds of France and barely 50% of Italy who are considered a 'poorer' country. Why is our pension 'unaffordable' when it is so low, and where is all our money actually going?
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The King of Shithousery wouldn’t be missed. But why the downer on Tiddlywinks? 😉
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Edward Jenkins @edjenx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great idea! My suggestion would be Siberia / tiddlywinks.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More on Reform’s new super-donor: Delo agreed to pay a $10mn fine and was sentenced to 30 months’ probation, while the Department of Justice fined the exchange $100mn in January 2025.” www.ft.com/content/410b...
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beware! Worth sharing again!
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go go gadget Border Collie .😍
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RV 🇸🇩 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇳 🇬🇧 @rave74.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@harryeccles.bsky.social 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
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THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🔎 From the archive: Reform UK Welsh Leader Nathan Gill was due to give a talk on cryptocurrencies at a Kremlin-backed convention in Moscow when he was arrested As Reform receive £72m from Crypto Kings
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What Nathan Did Next: A Kremlin-Backed Forum on How to Subvert Western Democracy
The former Reform UK Welsh Leader Nathan Gill was due to give a talk on cryptocurrencies at a Kremlin-backed convention in Moscow when he was arrested
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 13/09/2026
I believe that Mr Sheen is Polish.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Piers Morgan “Mohammed, do you condemn the Hamas attacks on October the 7th?” Mohammed Hijab “Yes, I do. Do you condemn Israel killing over 1000 kids?” Piers Morgan “I believe Israel has a right to defend themselves” That answer should be on the tombstone of his career.
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They are absolutely crackers 😂 Bet they use a mobile phone to contact each other… 😉
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Edward @fornbirkibeinn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The most notable thing here is the Reach write-up which stresses that the claims are unproven, rather than having the courage to state that they're obviously fucking nuts.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I looked at this far longer than I should have but it did make me laugh. I suspect you will too if you’re over 30 😂😂😂
COOLNESS
HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE
Skateboarding
Living alone
Complaining about young people
Banking
Being good at patty cake
Being told that you look older
Celebrating your birthday

The graph shows age along the x axis vs coolness along the y axis. The skateboarding one is basically a ramp 😂
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤷🏼😕
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is literally a plot point in “It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis. Written in 1935, it predicts the rise of a fascist populist who promises each family $5,000 per year if he’s elected.
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He could make a donation to the RNLI 😉
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I lack adequately aplified plesionyms for "stupid" to explain just how stupid this point is.
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11% of people are more likely to vote Reform because of the Channel 4 sting...
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| NEW: Reform's donations scandal is cutting through with voters
Have you heard about the allegations?
Yes: 70%
No: 25%
Unsure: 5%
Is this a problem?
Real problem: 62%
Exaggerated: 26%
Unsure: 11%
Does this make you more or less likely to vote Reform?
More: 11%
No difference: 44%
Less: 41%
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Paul J Davies @pauljdavies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This... isn't true. Afaict the £330m figure is from the Sunday Times tax list, which "include corporation tax, dividend tax, capital gains tax, income tax and some payroll taxes". It's him and all his company activities, not his personal residency www.thetimes.com/business/eco...
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Britain’s latest billionaire exit to cost tax of 38,000 workers
Departure of hedge fund magnate Chris Rokos to Greece leaves a £330m hole in public finances, the chancellor is told
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
you know, seems a way to handle musk spending tens of millions on anti trans shit is to make his money worth nothing by saying “medical care is between patients & doctors & people are sick of you talking about children’s genitals. let’s move on—here are 10 ways you freaks made american lives worse.”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Justin Deegan @justindeegan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone here on BlueSky unable to remember what they were doing and where they were when the WTC was attacked on September 11, 2001? Asking for a Liar called Ted.
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good luck to Putin if he ever tries to push this official out of a window.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Lying, good-for-nothing, narcissistic twat.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm no imperialist. But this is the history. 🐑Nobody AT ALL lived on the Falklands until 1764 🧄Then France formed a small settlement 🚩Then Britain set up Port Egmont the next year 🧄France moved out and sold their bit to Spain 🏖️Spain kicked Britain out of Port Egmont in 1770.
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Of course he was… entirely predictable.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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