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Malcolm V Tucker

@tuckerslaw.bsky.social
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‘Unbelievably rude’ - Rupert. The V is for vitriol, vilification, vendetta and volley of verbal abuse. Indiana Jones had the right approach to Nazis. Yes, that’s really my cat. Voice on bsky.app/profile/angryscotland.bsky…

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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 7h
I imagine l’enfer has a branch of The Works. 🛗👇
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You're living right next to people you're writing about. You're at the grocery store with someone who you just wrote about the worst day of their life. It's very tough business, and it makes people mad, but it is a vitally important part of our society..." nofilmschool.com/kill-bury-pr...
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When Officials Talked About Killing Reporters, Ben Klein Made a Movie About It
The director spent months earning a newspaper family's trust, then put the first shoot on credit cards.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact that he’ll try and cheat shouldn’t come as any surprise to anybody.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/10/2026
Okay - updated upcoming guests on the show: Steve Burke from Gamersnexus on NVIDIA and Circular Financing, Nick Nemeth and Sam Koppelman on Private Credit, Nick Devor on Coinbase's Trading Cards, @robinwigglesworth.ft.com on the bond markets, Paul Kedrosky and Ed Elson on the post-midterms economy.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No - she allegedly helped invent shit ice cream.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jingle bells, jingle bells…
Packets of Cadbury Christmas puds minis
Good Housekeeping magazine's Christmas issue cover, featuring a giant trifle in a glass dish whose thick bottom layer is rather dry looking fruit cake.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump: "Nobody knows that dumb has a B on the end"
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you been sniffing the sharpies lads?
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every word, mate, every damn word ... this fella is doing what every guy on Earth should be doing. It's really not hard.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Thor Really Smiles
ALT: Thor Really Smiles
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Billy OceanGate 🇵🇸 @stitzch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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craftyprimrose.bsky.social @craftyprimrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry, this is clearly pre-publicity for a relaunch of Only Fools and Horses "You absolute plonker Rodney!"
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was he reporting the farmer for drink driving?
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Irony may be irreparably broken.
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FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Fairford Five are about to be officially announced as a “great bunch of lads” by a nationalised BrewDog.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If there's anything more satisfying than Trump, Rubio AND Wes Streeting all making massive tits of themselves in one fell swoop then I would very, very very much like to know what it is.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tra la la www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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No explosives found in three vans searched near RAF Fairford, say police
Head of Counter Terrorism Policing defends decision to bail five British men arrested in connection with incident
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GuyD @thenotoriousguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
David Brent’s let himself go
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Anthony Cunningham @sqferryman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scientists discover that the shortest observable interval of time occurs between one of the fash being charged and their appeal for defense funds.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have the badgers been stealing Red Diesel too?
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Over 'being shit' concerns.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legal fee crowdfund grift achievement unlocked.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings
ALT: The Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings
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Oliver Bullough @oliverbullough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I never thought they would risk the existence of MY humanity," sobs woman who invested in Posing Existential Risks to Humanity Inc.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump would try and sell firelighters to Satan.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arse.
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Lynn Jackson @lynnjuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And Streeting saying that the farmer has only the partial facts. Yeah, right… bsky.app/profile/lynn...
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they'd found so much as a packet of sparklers in any of those vans, those lads would be getting held for 14 days. The fact that they were out within 48 hours of arrest means there likely wasn't sufficient evidence to persuade a judge they were terrorists.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rubio once again earning @therickwilson.bsky.social 's petname of "that little shit". www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford bomb plot
The US secretary of state offered no evidence for his claims, and also said many people were ‘disturbed’ that the five suspects had been released on bail
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GuyD @thenotoriousguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. Because it’s all in his head. Did Trump reveal secret US-UK operation over RAF Fairford incident? news.sky.com/share/13593076
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Did Trump reveal secret US-UK operation over RAF Fairford incident?
A well-placed source in Washington tells me that we should take the US president's statement seriously. Other sources have suggested the Iran link is accurate too.
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Billy OceanGate 🇵🇸 @stitzch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could be worse, you could have just gone out to rob a bit of red diesel and accidentally caused an international incident.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Knows more about fuck all than ten men.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s the world coming to when ordinary, decent criminals can’t creep about the countryside in dodgy sprinter vans full of nicked red diesel without the entire British press having to pretend Donald Trump knows fucking anything about fucking anything?
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Slow Horses River Cartwright
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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First it's red mercury, then it's red diesel. History repeats, first as farce and then as a similar but slightly different farce
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ahhh if this turns out to be about red diesel, one of my remaining rural obsessions, I will be so happy
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wiltshire police released this picture of someone they want to question about the incident
Jeremy Beadle peering over a bush wearing a frankly unconvincing disguise.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
God it would be class if the "explosives" were "red diesel" and "a shitload of charcoal" that would be so funny
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Good work, Watson
ALT: Good work, Watson
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ascottsview.bsky.social @ascottsview.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nosfaragetu?
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
trump saying "we knew they were terrorists all along and we arrested them" then he hears they were adults meeting up for consensual sex and gets angry for altogether separate reasons
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worstradamus strikes again.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because he talks nothing but shite.
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Tom Scott @tom--scott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a) We don't know that the #Fairford incident was an "attempted terrorist attack" b) The men arrested are all UK nationals c) Quoting Donald Trump as a reliable source on this or anything else is ridiculous d) The only point Farage proves (yet again) is that he's an opportunist grifter
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tenner says the Fairford Five were actually just nicking copper or flytipping, unaware that they'd wandered into an episode of Dad's Army.
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW: Meet the real AI ‘rogue agent’: Lord Watson of Palantir. I am sick to the teeth of this current AI hype cycle & its perversion of language. The only thing going ‘rogue’ right now are AI boosters, a gullible & compliant press & a Labour Lord 1/ broligarchy.substack.com/p/meet-the-r...
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Meet the real AI “rogue agent”: Lord Tom Watson
A Labour leader is out of control. The world needs a containment strategy now
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