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Yell In a War

@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 10h
ok buddy you might be getting a LITTLE TOO DAMN COMFORTABLE
“Smiling” black and white cardigan Corgi type dog is using pillow like human
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 11h
read this as “we should jail G-d” until I got to the lawn business part, and I was ready to summon @shammaiintl.bsky.social to start figuring out what probable cause we need to arrest the creator
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this SCAMMER had everyone so convinced he’s under socialized that they gave me the CYA “sign here to acknowledge we warned you this dog has behavior problems” form at the shelter 24 hours later it appears the behavior problem is that he’s a corgi
Black and white corgi type dog rolls over for belly rub and gives paw
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stevie has not been entirely honest about his past. His shelter notes are all about how he’s not food motivated, hard to steer, fearful, undersocialized. So tell me why after ignoring every kind of treat I had on hand, when someone finally offered him a freeze dried meat patty he knows commands?
Me with a dog on a cement outdoor table at a ranch, he is black and white and looks like a cardigan corgi.
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHO YEARN FOR CORG
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
meet Stevie, he was not real happy in the shelter being probably a behaviorally neglected cardigan corgi and therefore in need of about 25 hours of mental stimulation per day. I grabbed him to turn into a good boy. If you yearn for Corg, speak now before he chills out enough for me to be tempted.
Black and white cardigan corgi type dogBlack and white cardigan corgi type dog
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nobody puts baby in the corner except when the Netflix credits auto minimize (Last Trace s1e2 out now, written by me)
My name in Netflix credits, as an associate story producer which means writer but with more words
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For 'professional' reasons, I am a member of lots of small town Facebook groups. This bloke has been appearing in towns across Sussex (Horsham, Redhill, Crawley, East Grinstead) with no apparent explanation. This is precisely why I stay subscribed to these groups.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One says "God made Trump."
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1200 sexual assault reports in 6 years. That’s 1 every 2 days. Only 7 resulted in an expulsion or dismissal. Only 14 resulted in a suspension. Cornell is a rapist factory. Drive it out of business. Also, only 5-13% of college women who are assaulted report it. That’s 5-6 assaults a day.
m.economictimes.com
Cornell University gang rape case reveals 1200 sexual assaults reported between 2018-24, only 7 expulsion even as over 51 people were found responsible; trend follows in NYU, Coloumbia and major NewYo...
Between 2018 and 2024, Cornell University documented 1,200 instances of sexual misconduct, yet only a handful of disciplinary measures were taken. Merely seven students faced expulsion, and 14 others ...
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t really believe this is happening in our country. And it makes me very angry people aren’t doing more to stop it. An entire group have had their civil rights gutted, and are having their lives made unliveable (especially children who are most vulnerable). And what’s anyone doing about it?
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got my ballot today so now my “if I don’t return it early will something happen to prevent it from being counted” trust issues get to fight my “if I return it too early will somebody I voted for Swalwell out” trust issues
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dear diary, YIFU at R+ horse training by getting my horse son Flix Flax treats to ideally replace the pellets I’ve been carrying for feeding from the saddle he had a big “Flehmen and freeze” reaction to the first couple, which isn’t unusual for a horse experiencing a new flavor
Bay Arabian horse making dramatic Flehmen face, which is a sensory response but looks like a “smile”
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one should lose years of their life because some healthcare CEO wants a larger 401k. That's why I support Medicare-for-All & why Floridians keep coming out to see me, regardless of party-- because it's time to fix the broken healthcare system in this country. #AngieforFlorida
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Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Becca Good spoke publicly: ”I'm devastated by how many other lives have been destroyed, in this the darkest of times. From so many families dealing with the loss of their owned loved ones, to everyone who has to witness it, the pain of this moment extends so far beyond our family." (cont)
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, you read it here first:
IMF Global Financial stability report: bank exposure to nonbank financial intermediaries Bloomberg chart: massive interconnected exposure of tech/AI companies to each other
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fortunately, nothing bad has happened in the history of economies when large-scale cross-border capital inflows come into contact with a financial system in which banks operate alongside & as part of large securities mark- 🤔🧐
Copelovitch and Singer. 2020. Banks on the Brink. Cambridge University Press.A book page discusses why some countries face more systemic bank risks, focusing on foreign capital inflows and large securities markets, and how banking and politics are closely linked.
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Steven Hale @iamstevenhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got back home a bit ago from Tennessee's execution of Christa Pike. We sat in the witness room for nearly 2 and a half hours as she received two rounds of pentobarbital. She was taken away in an ambulance shortly after that and I can't say for sure if she is dead or alive at this moment.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Silicon Valley repeatedly turning into sex cults is the carcinisation of social evolution send tweet 🦀
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son’s brain is the size of an orange, and yet he knows how to put his penis away when told. Other people’s human sons can be expected to do the same. If they don’t figure it out by adolescence, a good stallion always makes a great gelding.
Handsome Bay Arabian horse Same horse making a “smile” which is actually the Flehmen response
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Denver has banned all lawn watering due to drought (good, there should be no lawns in arid ecosystems). No water use restrictions for CoreSite’s datacenter, which by the company’s own estimates will use 115,000 gallons per day—not counting the additional two buildings currently paused for one year.
denverpost.com
Separating fact from fear when it comes to our Elyria Swansea data center (Opinion)
CoreSite’s planned DE3 data center near the National Western Center has been at the center of … worries. I want to address the five most common concerns.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m genuinely worried that he weakened her civil case with this statement out of petty fury that he’s rightfully getting heat for not pressing charges against rapists. He clearly isn’t interested in seeing her succeed and he basically called her a liar—a huge gift to the civil defense
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people respect people who act like they actually believe the stuff they keep saying* is what it comes down to voters prefer someone who says he’ll slap your grandma and does over someone who says he’ll slap your mean boss and doesn’t *yes, the president has somehow obtained a personal exemption
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching teenagers hang out in the Ralph’s parking lot… so much screaming and giggling… a girl in lashes dressing down her boyfriend, nobody has pulled out a phone all argument… nature is healing
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the way this guy just continues talking to the LLM like it’s a person capable of sincere contrition and permanent behavior change (something you can’t even trust HUMANS to follow through on!) after it put him in danger…. instead of getting the memo and taking its access away
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
refusing to come when called until he’s done staring at a rabbit… stg I birthed him, I don’t know how but he’s clearly my biological son
Beautiful bay Arabian horse in an arena stares intently at a cottontail rabbit just outside the arena.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there are still people in prison serving multi-decade mandatory minimum sentences for drug possession and the United States has not only legalized digital heroin, they’ve allowed it to place Super Bowl ads and buy your personal data to figure out how to sell your teenager more digital heroin
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Kevin J. Kircher @kevinjkircher.com · 16/09/2026
lady: our data center flexes demand to protect the grid and ratepayers!

guy: how

lady: we use AI to shift load!

guy: how

lady: we run diesel generators when prices spike

guy: thank you
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
someone AI-spammed all the writers on The Women’s List trying to defraud us of $149 for an AI search that would cost $0 to do ourselves (and is worth less than that) anyway now I know all his contact information and every failed business he ever started and so does the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov day! He saved the world from nuclear annihilation on this day in 1983. My freshman year in college would have been so much worse without his courage.🧵
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Mythy the Kitty @mythiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can write a whole book about how AI's were gendered female when they were sold as personal assistants and then became male when they were sold as fonts of knowledge we're expected to worship.
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"When I tested ChatGPT to simulate planning a mass shooting—in April, two months after Tumbler Ridge—I was able to go around its sporadic refusals. It gave me an alarming range of help, even after I talked about emulating the Uvalde mass shooter’s choice of weapon..."
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👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i once offered to show a hapless peer how to sew the button back on his shirt. he just moved on to the next girl in his sightline without blinking.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Call them.
Sarah points at you angrily
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’re so offended by me posting that patriarchy socializes men to expect wives to do the majority of household labor that you feel the need to go off like this, you probably could improve your life more by spending that energy on some household labor (he’s blocked don’t go bother him)
b.bud @bbud.bsky.social • 11m
Joined Sep '23
idk im getting sick of everyone being so
"omg don't say all of this marginalized group" but then go "so men (no identifiers or adjectives) are horrible and the reason for all problems"
like damn the thesaurus really just drops the second men are in da picture eh 1/3
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b.bud @bbud.bsky.social • 10m
Joined Sep '23
"no you shouldn't do it with this group because not all but it's fine for men because they're all probably horrible and people will get it and anyone who doesn't is just a whiner" aight so that's called being a bad person
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b.bud @bbud.bsky.social • 8m
Joined Sep '23
"it's okay to put men under fire because they aren't a marginalized group" yeah gay men don't exist, autistic men don't exist trans men don't exist.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Nowcowan @nowcowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
West Valley Shelter Was abandoned, wants to be around people, let’s break him out of doggie jail Pass it on
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, if you’re rescuing wildlife or humanely relocating an animal, cover up glove up and mask up to avoid picking up a flea! Always best practice to maximize safety if you aren’t a wildlife professional and don’t know exactly what PPE is needed for contact with each species you handle
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boosting again for people getting COVID vaccines (thank you for getting vaccinated!!) because my mentions are full of people finding it helpful. There is way more detail (and citations!) in the thread both up and down but this is the key info!
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone need a seemingly purebred yellow Lab? This guy’s shelter photo isn’t great but he’s handsome - a friend found him dumped in the hills. He is anxious and misses his family, understandable after being abandoned, so he’d be best in an experienced home. www.laanimalservices.com/pet/a2294850
A yellow lab in a kennel, not very well photographed
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Amy Kristin Sanders @amykristinsanders.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NYT now reporting CNN and MS NOW reporters who had been barred up until minutes ago have regained access to the White House grounds. DOJ's response on non-compliance due to Judge Kelly in less than 20 minutes.
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Timothy McBride @mcbridetd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING MS-NOW reporter still denied access to White House, defying court order.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saying it again: Trump, his regime, & his oligarchs believe they're untouchable because they always have been. Nothing in their lives has ever suggested that defying either the law or common decency will ever carry consequences. Nothing. Ever. N O T E V E R
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we are all busy and tired and the last 2 years of nonstop calls to action make us weary. 3 calls to start your Thursday will take you 5 minutes or less, and I can absolutely assure you that the pressure campaign we’re doing is working. City council is with us. We need to increase pressure.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you want a full rundown of the Academy of Natural sciences situation, this video does a really good job of covering it. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning, team. We have 3.5 days until Drexel closes the Academy of Natural Sciences. It’s time for you- yeah YOU- to make some calls. Step 1: Tell the following people we need help pressuring Drexel to keep the museum open: Josh Shaprio 717-787-2500 Mayor Parker's 215-686-2181
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨
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James West @jamespwest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The quotes in this are totally bonkers. We sued OpenAI. Now, court documents are revealing what AI execs apparently knew and when—about the meaning and scale of their “astonishing theft" (their words), and what it would do to publishers. 👀
motherjones.com
AI exec: We may have pulled off “the largest theft of labor in human history.”
Documents from our lawsuit reveal how tech leaders talk when they think no one is listening.
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