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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 15h
turns out long baseball games can be interesting when it's not the yankees and red sox obsessively adjusting their batting gloves
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 23h
You know who else was 6.5' tall and excited Chicagoans far and wide
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aren't those takes always the hottest though
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More preposterous than crab rangoon
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You could say they TRONCed it up
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Costco business model:
Smallest brain: Costco sells stuff cheaper
Medium brain: Costco gets cheap stuff because they buy in bulk
Big brain: Costco is a logistics leader masquerading as a bulk warehouse
Cosmic brain: If hotdog and soda is $2 I will kill you
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
ALT: Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've got the theme song for this program locked and loaded: youtu.be/us6ZcvCcYoo?...
youtu.be
Hunt for the Wilderpeople - Ricky Baker Happy Birthday Song
YouTube video by Madman Films
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh sounds like they're pretty fuckin stupid
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is a Grok programmer who has a chance to be the world's biggest hero right now
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am sincerely jealous
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy is aging like someone else's picture of Dorian Gray
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You write and look like you beat yourself over the head with the shampoo bottle instead of leveraging its contents for bathing
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The reason you don't think rape is a big real is because you would be thrilled if another human being voluntarily spent time within ten feet of you
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow your professional and personal ethics are significantly uglier than your absence of grooming habits
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not even sure which way the money is supposed to go
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eye trauma will do that to you
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I ever hear the Oppo Taco guy in real life, I can't be held responsible for what happens after that
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May this figurative balm on your soul become a literal one on your eyeball
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dog tears at a specific spot in our wall so much that we have had to cover it in black duct tape. Anyway I'm sure the press is doing their best
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using 2001 WordArt to title this is beautiful
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a social relationship, of course! It's changing society right now! But it's changing society because our ruling class and an aligned group of administrators and managers are using it to change society. Not because of the underlying claims about how it works and its capabilities.
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude this is horrible, I'm so sorry you are having to deal with this
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Brian Johnson voice* you've been FORCED TO PUNT
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thankfully there are no negative externalities to big tech. i already admitted you were smart, can't you just leave this as the most unpleasant encounter of my life
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes you are so smart. Why should a predatory industry that actually produces something people might want be preferable to a predatory industry that brags about how much everyone will hate it
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of these industries produces even a runoff of things I can use to live, you dunce
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Comparing your water budget for agriculture and AI is like if you had a food budget for a squirrel that can water ski and the water loss at your local water treatment plant
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I eat food
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But who's gonna be the Lakers 5th white starter now
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the outside (inside) the box thinking I come to Blue sky for
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This putter looks like a puzzle for cats, which I assume means it costs like $500
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The big guy is probably a Grey Gardens or Abandoned Attic, then you got a classic Formal Parlor Piano Key Cover, and the small one is probably Family Room Subwoofer (exterior)
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because they have, pharmaceutical speak here, different dust contents
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
victims of kidnapping get their heads bagged so they can have a fun, exciting experience, not because 'knowing where you are' is useful
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was checking on this as well. I expect nothing from these woodsy freaks, but it's not fair to pretend this reflects current information with complete accuracy
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now we got a stew going
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm already subscribed, so I'd like to know more about this show we have to put on, should I bring a silly hat
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I worked in service for a long while, and people like Noire are not a queer phenomenon by a long shot. That said they have to be kicked out, and I'm sensitive to how a smaller community makes that harder
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