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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Costco business model:
Smallest brain: Costco sells stuff cheaper
Medium brain: Costco gets cheap stuff because they buy in bulk
Big brain: Costco is a logistics leader masquerading as a bulk warehouse
Cosmic brain: If hotdog and soda is $2 I will kill you
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want to go to the Ham Circle
A salon called hair circle where the awning looks like it says Ham Circle because the text is sloppy cursive
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's good to be back @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
70mm protector schematics on a giant screen. Movie theater aisle lit by Ruby Red bulbs, as God intended
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's good to be back @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
70mm protector schematics on a giant screen. Movie theater aisle lit by Ruby Red bulbs, as God intended
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dude I told him no and then went to the bathroom, for comparison here is the shipping box it came in that I let him chew
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@dansheehan.bsky.social is Leroy the first dog to sin against The Game Where Dogs Can Sin
A half chewed box of Who's a Good Boy, The Game Where Dogs Can SinA brindle mastiff corso puppy giving me Shame Side Eye because he knows what he did
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Seconded by Leroy
A brindle-coated mastiff corso mix staring enigmatically at the camera, like he's in a Wes Anderson film
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Spotted at the Cubs game today. Wondering if he lost a bet or if someone needs to do a wellness check
man in a Brett Favre Jets jersey at a Chicago Cubs game
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Anyone wanna suck a Hot Kid dry with me
Milk flavored drink called Hot-Kid at the Asian grocery store. 12 for $12.99 feels like a steal
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@milesklee.bsky.social you like what you see
Local Style Chicago Green Beer kettle chips
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Herlihy boy meme getting CJ a master control room
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sterling Archer saying 'pho-racing' like 'phrasing'
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ah man I'm so sorry. I know we don't know each other personally, but we lost our dog Geoff to bone cancer in November of last year, and Lap of Love in Chicago helped us make the best of a brutal situation.
Geoff, the beef boy, lounging in his favorite spot on our couch
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What's the bean level this morning? Cooper has been triple-pooped because of celebration related overfeeding
A black lab stares out the window
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me, seeing you eat authentic Louisiana King cake
King Cake Baby leaning in and rubbing his considerable tummy
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My wife and I lost our dog Geoff to bone cancer at 8 back in November. It's horrible and I hope you're remembering the good times
A mastiff great Dane mix lording over his couch
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I got blocked for this
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Everything is terrible but this dog is staring at me in the coffee shop
A small dog staring at me over its owner's shoulder
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have an idea:
The ooze that created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The Two Genders
A menu header for Chili and Salad
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Master shake from aqua teen hunger force with a speech bubble
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Forgot to tell you I used your pinned post to make the best gumbo I've ever made. This was after a night on the (below freezing) patio. Thank you for your service
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@sickoscommittee.org we have a bonus Hawaii night
A game between Hawaii and North Dakota, the states everyone refers to as 'The Twin States' because of how similar they are
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Brian Grubb campaign poster with the Micah quote "even stupider than that
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
GOALPOSTS, GOALPOSTS, MOVE MOVE MOVE
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
C'mon man, you think his approval went down because the government reopened
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THOMAS CHATTERTON WILLIAMS
The I Think You Should Leave guy talking about tables during the driver's ed class he's teaching
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You're goddamn right
Watermelon Oreos with vanilla cookies. 

Jesus Christ
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Don draper saying THAT'S WHAT THE HONORARIUM IS FOR, in reference to the THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR meme
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
you and my beloved @majq.bsky.social out to dinner
Tim Robinson's I Think You Should Leave character pouring water on his steak to make Sloppy Steaks
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Bart being consoled by Homer meme:

Bart: this is a huge scandal
Homer: a huge scandal for democrats
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Geoff was waiting for Lunch Pizza (he is getting it now)
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Gimli and Legolas meme
Gimli: I never thought I'd be fighting side by side with a Disney adult
Legolas: How about as the Pumbaa to my Timon
Gimli: Jesus Christ
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Pony up, metalheads
Cover of Deftones 'White Pony' album
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The glizabeth who was promised has already arrived
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If only there were some way to prevent a bus from stopping...
Dennis Hopper in Speed
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
but some balsamic vinegar in there and you got a real dish goin
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
For a guy with like 100 career touches it took forever to find a pic of William Henderson actually throwing a block
William Henderson clearing the way for Edgar Bennett
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
May thy knife chip and shatter
Saskatchewan Roughriders hat in Chicago
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This was less than a minute after we exited our front gate (pictured)
Noted beef boy Geoff, a very lazy mastiff, stopping and lying down six feet from our front door immediately after we started his walk
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You come here and I'll buy your first shot of Malort. You can also meet The Beef Boy, Geoff
A tan mastiff mix who wants French fries
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The two genders
Text exchange between me and my wife

Her: oh dang it, the battery is probably dead
Me: ah shit sorry
Her: I'm not in the danger zone yet but I'm at 68
Me: lol
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The year is 2022. I am watching the Chicago Bulls get eliminated from the play-in by the Miami Heat. It is 2023. I am
Dr Manhattan sitting on Mars, thinking about the futility of human existence
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Rory on hole 1 Rory on hole 4
Old man hunched over shouting "Call the ambulance!" at a younger man in a black shirt holding a knife
Second panel is that man standing upright with a snub nose revolver office at the man with the knife while saying "But not for me!"
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#teslatakedown in the Chicago Gold Coast
Dozens of people protesting noted fascist dipshit Elon Musk
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