iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

We had one kerfuffle in the lobby of our building and the whole campus had to undergo de-escalation and intervention training. Meanwhile, ICE is shooting American citizens in the head with no repercussions.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter…

An X user named Philly MAGA said, “Eat a bag of dicks Pig!” And Dammit Bits responded with, “I happen to love dicks, so.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Tomorrow night I am going to have a spectacular dinner alone, followed by a hotel jacuzzi tub with caviar, uni, and a bottle of 2015 Veuve Clicquot. I. Am. Excited.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I’m taking a ceramics class this Spring! What should I make? It’s hand-building, not wheel-thrown.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

12 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River ♥️

A small dog sitting on the bow of a boat on a river with a rock formation in the background.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

If you see this, post a concert pic you took. The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉

Looking at a concert stage. Lots of laser lights and confetti. Man on stage is holding metallic balloons that spell out “fuck yeah Santa Barbara.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk. Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Dinner is 7 different cheeses and a few slices of iberico jamon. Paper plate because I’m classy.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Update: My sister said she’d go with me if the tickets don’t sell🙏♥️She doesn’t listen to this kind of music. She likes heavy metal😆

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Just saw a selfie of a dude in a diaper on here. How very Twitter.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Ok. Wow. So I have a guy that buys content from me. He asked if he could share some of his. Boy did he share! I just saw a slew of amateur gay porn and a few hetero videos from different angles. It was interesting to say the least.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Pulled two chin hairs with my bare hands if you’re looking for a sexpot.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Y’all, I have EIGHT prescriptions waiting for me at Walmart. Do you realize how many texts that is?!

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

My union is in negotiations for our next contract. Please let there be a salary increase 🙏

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Mick Jagger is having another baby at age 82 and you can’t even get a text back.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

If you’re at my front door with a clipboard, I’m definitely not answering.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Hate it when I see this amazing nature setting online and the caption talks about how it’s a 9 mile hike to get to it.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Today’s meal. Omaha Steak burger. Medium. Brioche sesame bun. Habanero Jack cheese. Horseradish mustard. Would have been better if I had thawed and seasoned it first and not overcooked it slightly. I like a little more pink. You?

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My 15 year old dog will not allow me to groom him anymore so I’m going to drug him this weekend and shave him down when he’s super sleepy. My vet gave me Trazadone for when I bring him in because he’s so anxious about being examined. I have one left.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

The finished product. The inside was still pink and it was so damn juicy!

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

2 Kansas City Steaks steak burgers. They smell so good! Going to melt habanero jack cheese on them.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Craving loco moco… If you don’t know, find out.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I overcooked the steak but it was still tender and juicy!

A plate with mushrooms, broccoli, and steak

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Take the steak out of the fridge. Pat it dry. Season with pink Himalayan salt and black pepper. Put garlic and herb butter and canna butter in a pan with sliced white mushrooms and a dash of Pinot Noir. Sauté. Plate mushrooms. Bring pan up to hot. Add ghee. Sear each side of the steak…

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

My dad had a bunch of Omaha steaks and burgers in his freezer when he died so I took them. Defrosted this baby and going to cook it up tomorrow. Thanks dad!

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