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NASASpaceflight.com @nasaspaceflight.com · 11/04/2026

ARTEMIS II: SPLASHDOWN! Welcome home, astronauts! youtube.com/live/_veRvxj...

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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

THE ARTEMIS II CREW IS NOW CLOSER TO THE MOON THAN THEY ARE TO EARTH!!

Taken 3 April 2026, the Artemis II crew is en route to the Moon. This photo shows the Orion spacecraft with the Moon in the distance, as captured by a camera on the tip of one of its solar array wings.

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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 17/03/2026

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

For the 28th consecutive year, the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to Con Air.

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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 10/09/2025

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Today is the 11-year anniversary of this image showing what St Louis County folks thought of how cable news covered Ferguson

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Rewatched terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

TODAY’S BEAUTIFUL NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF SPIRAL GALAXY NGC 3507 🌌

A spiral galaxy seen face-on. Across its center, a broad bar of blazing stars shines. A glowing spiral arm extends from each end of this bar, both making almost a full turn through the galaxy’s disk before fading out. The arms contain sparkling blue stars, pink spots of star formation, and dark threads of dust that follow both spiral arms into and across the central bar. A foreground star sits atop the galaxy.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

wild that we sent a huge number of guys to Iraq at the start of that war without rifle plates and now this is just how cops dress to frighten kitchen employees

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

horizon forbidden west really nailed this exact community

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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

good morning to everyone who ran the Cybertrkkks out of the Mardi Gras parade

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Here are some nice mushrooms

A colony of orange and silver turkey tail mushroom rosettes grow clustered on the side of a bare log

All photos by me

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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The other website is pretty much done

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

this is essentially, what's up

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

the moon, venus, and saturn all hanging out tonight 🌌🥺

The Moon in the sky with two other bright dots which are Saturn and Venus. Saturn is to the upper right of the Moon and Venus is way above it.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/01/2025

2025 is gonna be the most “editor sent it back for being too on the nose” year in human history

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

caught the moon sitting on a tree 🥹

The Moon appears to be sitting on a tree branch of a tall pine tree.

A close up of the Moon “sitting” on the branch of a tall pine tree.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer. These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP. You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇 www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the street

A fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fire

A fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the background

The inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree

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Anonymous @opcanary.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

How corporatists destroy public services, leading to unnecessary privatization.

Step by step guide for destroying public services

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Ten wins for the first time ever in the 132 year history of the program, and if they win they get to celebrate by eating carb tiles some countries won’t sell under the category of “food”

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Mario Cristobal giving a serious interview with a giant poptart running a drill in the background is what bowl season is all about

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Genuinely wild how much the internet 15 years ago felt like a frontier and now feels like those terminals you get in video games with a couple of pages to give you the illusion of an explorable internet, like in cyberpunk 77. Just fully fucked the whole thing up

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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Beyond imagination! A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars! (Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

jwst’s recent images 🌌

A spiral galaxy with a wide, oval-shaped disc. It has a shining spot at the centre from which two curving, pale red spiral arms emerge, wrapping once each around the galaxy. They’re surrounded by a whirl of bright threads and patches of dust, with spots of star formation scattered throughout. The glow of the disc fades smoothly into the background where some patches of dust can be seen, as well as foreground stars.

Image of a galaxy on the black background of space. The galaxy is a very oblong, blue disk that extends from left to right at an angle (from about 10 o’clock to 5 o’clock). The galaxy has a small bright core at the center. There is an inner disk that is clearer, with speckles of stars scattered throughout. The outer disk of the galaxy is whiteish-blue, and clumpy, like clouds in the sky. There are different colored dots, distant galaxies, speckled among the black background of space surrounding the galaxy.

Two spiral galaxies take the shape of a colorful beaded mask that sits above the nose. The galaxy at left, IC 2163, is smaller, taking up a little over a quarter of the view. The galaxy at right, NGC 2207, takes up half the view, with its spiral arms reaching the edges. IC 2163 has a bright orange core, with two prominent spiral arms that rotate counter clockwise and become straighter towards the ends, the left side extending almost to the edge. Its arms are a mix of pink, white, and blue, with an area that takes the shape of an eyelid appearing whitest. NGC 2207 has a very bright core. Overall, it appears to have larger, thicker spiral arms that spin counter clockwise. This galaxy also contains more and larger blue areas of star formation that poke out like holes from the pink spiral arms. In the middle, the galaxies’ arms appear to overlap. The edges show the black of space, including extremely distant galaxies that look like orange and red smudges, and a few foreground stars.

A large spiral galaxy takes up the entirety of the image. The core is mostly bright white, but there are also swirling, detailed structures that resemble water circling a drain. There is small white and pale blue light that emanates from stars and dust at the core’s center, but it is tightly limited to the core. The rings feature colors of deep red and orange and highlight filaments of dust around cavernous black bubbles.

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

some beautiful star clusters seen by hubble ✨

$Several stars with pointed diffraction spikes gleam in shades of white, orange, and blue against a black backdrop of space.$ $Thousands of bright stars shine against black space, more tightly condensed near the image’s center. The stars glint in shades of white, blue, and red, and diffraction spikes are visible around the foreground stars.$ $A cluster of stars in warm and cool colors. The whole view is filled with small stars, which become much denser and brighter around a core just right of center. Most of the stars are small, but some are larger with a round, brightly colored glow and four sharp diffraction spikes. Behind the stars, a dark background can be seen.$ $This star cluster features several orange stars packed together near the center and growing more sporadic toward the image's edges. In the foreground, bigger blue stars with diffraction spikes shine, all against a black backdrop of space.$

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/12/2024

shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays

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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Food has my digestive tract in the figure four rn

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/11/2024

here’s my 14 year old dog shortly after being apprehended from atop the dining room table, eating spaghetti. as you can see the accused shows no remorse

a bearded man in glasses and a baseball cap carries a small dog toward the camera. the dog licks its lips and has an expression that says “I have two brain cells”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2024

i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse

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