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Nick Schadegg

@nickschadegg.bsky.social
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Nick Schadegg from the top rope
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is one of my favourite tv shows ever made but I don’t know anyone else who’s seen it and it drives me insane
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
If I ever become mega rich first thing im doing is messaging strangers on twitter to give them investment tips
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
sure bluesky is nice, but can it teach you how to make improvised explosive devices
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
twitter won’t let me send death threats anymore. where’s my free speech
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I log in to twitter every day to look at freaks, and there just aren’t enough freaks on here. someone have a meltdown. someone do a 20 post thread about how large clothing sizes should cost more than small ones. I need this
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Political violence is not the answer. anyone can buy a bag of urea fertiliser from bunnings, then contact their local chemical supplier to purchase nitric acid, use a one-step reaction to produce urea nitrite and ignite it at your local council meeting. but will that solve your problems? shit maybe
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Aiming to become the first person to get fired from their job for writing a post on bluesky
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Good ass-ternoon,
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
if you manage to not get booed off stage at two stand up comedy gigs in a row then they give you a job as a professional tv writer in australia
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
smiling and nodding at my girlfriend describing her dissatisfaction with me while i crack my back in just the right way so all the LSD that’s accumulated in my spinal fluid over the years gets released
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
discussing my pubic region (penis) with various stakeholders (people on the train)
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
going to use this account to post Spider Information
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
don’t really care about bluesky as a platform. i’m only here because i want to look at some posts, and the other website thinks i’ve already looked at too many of them
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my landlord’s complaining about me in their little facebook groups again 🙄
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
logged into facebook because i ran out of twitter posts to look at and most of it is just thousands of boomers threatening to kill each other in replies to posts like this and none of them ever get the correct answer
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
you could limit bluesky to 600 posts per day and no one would notice
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
bluesky just isn’t what it used to be. time to head over to twitter dot com
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
follow me on twitter dot com for my latest updates
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
cement truck mixers should spin a *lot* faster if you ask me. i don’t care how many people this post kills
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
inviting all my taliban mutuals on twitter to bluesky. soon this place will be overrun by the taliban, inshallah
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
there’s too many americans on here how do we eradicate them
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
it’s cool how cats can get all their exercise just from going completely mental for ten minutes each day i wish i could do that
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
i apologise in advance for my posts on here. i don’t really know what i’m doing or how to delete them or how to stop writing them
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Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
sorry, not here to write any funny quips or japes. i’m a serious beta tester and i take pride in my work. now how do i do a fleet on here
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