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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h
oompa loompa doompety doo i’ve got a perfect puzzle for you oompa loompa doompety dee we have such sights for you to see oompa loompa doompety dun solve the lament configuration
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Meme of girls going back in time they say "im your Granddaughter" response "really" and then me with time machine I'm a wizard  and I state "hello , Art Bell, I am a time traveler. " Art Bell says "Yes caller you are on the air" Coast to coast  radio show meme
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DA CLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON ENTERING "DA CLINE Z0NE" WHERE EVERTHING GETS MORE EXPENSIVE , TECHNOLOGY GETS LESS USEFUL, THE PHONE RINGS AND A COMPUTER ANSWERS BUT NEVER SENDS YOU TO A PERSON OR A VOICE MAIL, YOUR DOCTER WHICH YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD TYPES YOUR PROBLEM'S INTO CHAT G.P.T, RANDOM ITEM'S SUDDENLY VERY EXPENSIVE, U CAN BARELY AFFORD TO DRIVE, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERY ONE SAYS ACTUALLY DA CONOMY IS DOING GREAT, EVERY THING IS JUST MARGINALLY WORSE AND HARDER TO DO EVERY DAY, THE EARTHS PATTERNS ARE DISRUPTED AND IT HEATS AS YOUR BODY DOES FROM A VIRUS, ATTEMPTING TO SHED WHAT HAS MADE IT SICK , YOU AWAKE SWEATING FROM A DREAM YOU HAVE HAD BEFORE BUT CANNOT REMEMBER, RICH MEN APPEAR ON SCREENS TO TELL US HOW THERE GOING TO PUNISH US IN THE FUTURE, MORE AND MORE, BUT GUESS WHAT ??? IM STILL OUT HERE SMOCKEN FUCKEN WHEED AND KICKEN A$$$$ WITH MY ADD BLOCKER TURNED ALL THE WAY UP AND IM LISTENING TO MP3S I DOWNLOADED IN 1998 "THEY STILL WORK MOTHER FUCKER " AND U CAN STILL PLAY GRANT THEFT SAN ANDREAS NO NEED TO BUY THE NEW ONE , ALMOST FORGOT THE TEXT, FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM IN HERE  , "I WOULDOF PREFERRED AN EMP, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF ALL TECHNOLOGY, INSTEAD OF THE COMPUTER GETTING WORSE YEAR AFTER YEAR, AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT THE WHOLE TIME " REMEMBER EVERYONE HAS A HOME ADDRESS AND A NECK MADE OF SOFT FLESH , AND ALL FLESH MUST DECAY ONE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN MADE OF WHEED AND BLUNT'S , "DYSTOPIA IS SO SCARY, IMAGINE IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WERE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED BY A GADGET YOURE AFRAID TO LOSE, AND YOU CAN STILL GET PIMPLES IN YOUR 30S AND 40S, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP, WHEN DO PIMPLES STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The legendary American punk and post-hardcore band Minutemen from San Pedro, California. It was taken during the band's early days (circa 1980/1981) right next to the old offices of their label, SST Records, in Torrance, in the greater Los Angeles area. 📸 Glen E. Friedman #punkrockhistory
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she great on my gatsby til idk i got a C in english
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
rejecting New Atheism (Dawkins etc) and embracing Old Atheism (a nameless ape in a forest who believes only in the power of earth and stone)
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ranked 😼
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me running to the open bar at a wedding
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steve was sure the pub was somewhere around here!?
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Jacksonville Jaguars Takeaway The Win From The Patriots!
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Big Cat Country @bigcatcountry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're all gonna die early from watching Trevor Lawrence run the football
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like the only appropriate way for our current timeline to make sense is for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win the Super Bowl and seeing a celebratory video of Fred Durst vomiting with the large cat mascot Jaxson de Ville
Jaxson de Ville
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
Shirley Jackson with a speech bubble
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Bon Motts @heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Officer Clancy voice): You might, spider. You might.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RoboCop versus the Terminator 1 (3434)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HAT TRICK JASON PATTERSON ! South Alabama 21, Kentucky 38 (12:55 Q4)
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make that TWO Jason Patterson touchdowns on the day‼️ South Alabama 21, Kentucky 31 (13:14, Q3)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GRANT GODFREY INT‼️‼️
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jacob clutch davis @jacobcdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
football weather. go cats!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Caturday in Lexington 😼
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Partially clothed woman beating a brain 
"Stfu"
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the fact that nuremberg failed doesn't mean there's nothing worth studying. or even appreciating there. It's basically the first time we tried to hold a nation's leadership accountable for war crimes in such a way. but let's not pretend it was a success.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck the Bible I obey the 10 Twilight Zone commandments 1 Don't trust aliens 2 The only good Nazi is a Dead Nazi 3 Nostalgia can be toxic 4 Don't trust Ai 5 Greed always has a price 6 Death can be kind 7 Don't be racist 8 Dont trust the government 9 change is good 10 It was earth all along
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Nicole @cyn-cedilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the other people in the grocery store with you are simultaneously comrades and enemy combatants
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Royce Kurmelovs @roycerk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only quibble here is the headline: the algal bloom was not "mysterious". It was another event exacerbated by climate change driven by burning fossil fuels. Government officials were also aware within the first months that hundreds of thousands of marine animals had been killed in the bloom.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JD Vance Greeted With Boos During Annual Visit to Wife’s Bedroom thehardtimes.net/culture/jd-v...
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JD Vance Greeted With Boos During Annual Visit to Wife’s Bedroom
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was greeted with boos, jeers, and obscenities upon making a rare visit to the bedroom of... Get the full story
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Con of sewer
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im bringing a whole XL pizza and hot wings to a job interview fuck you
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Relatable
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