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Phil

@heardyoulooking.bsky.social
936 followers 325 following 7.6K posts

He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 07/05/2026
Papa Roach guy wondering to himself if his audience knows what “suffocation” is and deciding he better add “no breathing”
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 17h
Someone write this novel. I'm not a great portraitist, but the cover's already done.
Wesley Willis PIand the Rock & Roll MacGuffin
"Justice Whupped My Ass"
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 8h
He just like me fr
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 10h
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Gorilla attacking a robo gorilla with a rock and the gorilla is daddy and the Robi gorilla is her having fun and the rock is taking the t-bird away.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 9h
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 18h
Getting out the fine china for my dinner guests
A bunch of plates with Alan Jackson’s picture on them
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 12h
Closing browser tabs is a sign of weakness
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 12h
I had some beautiful cutlets that were cut just right, that I was going to fry up as an appetizer.
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 13h
“And another one” bsky.app/profile/kenn...
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 14h
Just learned some shocking and destabilizing information about Roy Orbison
The five musicians also bonded over a shared appreciation of the English comedy troupe Monty Python.[22] Harrison, who had worked with the members of Monty Python on various productions by his company HandMade Films since the late 1970s, particularly appreciated Orbison's gift for impersonation and his ability to recite entire sketches by the troupe.[23][24]
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 13h
static.klipy.com
George Lucas Laughing
ALT: George Lucas Laughing
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 14h
One Against Nature
Steely Dan 2vN cover
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Just a pinch of salt for 6 quarts of water!?! Rao’s, you make a fine product, but these instructions are bullshit
Instructions on a package of spaghetti:

Instructions
- Use 6 quarts of water for each pound of pasta
- Bring to a boil
- Toss in a pinch of salt
- Add pasta to boiling water
- Stir occasionally
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Biggie Smalls’ Juicy but it’s about being able to afford Rao’s instead of Ragu
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 14h
Mia Goth is something an Italian guy who likes listening to Peter Murphy would say
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 15h
Who the hell is Glen Powell? I watch a fair number of movies and I have no idea who this guy is
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 15h
A place to get your pants hemmed quickly, call that Tailor Swift
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anthony D. Herrera 
@aherrera.bsky.social
(Watching an episode of Speed Racer)

Me: Oh man, how is Speed going to get out of this one?

(Speed Racer goes faster)

Me: (shakes head) Son of a bitch.
6:33 PM • Aug 10, 2026
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 15h
Spotted a @aherrera.bsky.social post in the wild
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h
It would be awesome if it happened today while that motherfucker is in town for a rally 🤞
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
I will admit I don't care for Blink 182 (just not my taste!) but it is truly something to hear a stadium full of people sing to this guy in appreciation of the music he created and the joy he brought to their lives. Impacting so many other humans positively like this has to feel amazing
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h
Congrats to your mom for winning an award
America’s #1 Creamer
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 21h
Orioles brass must have finally gotten word of the exclusive interview the bird gave to @bransonreese.bsky.social:
Four panel Branson Reese comic. Black and white. The Baltimore Oriole addresses the camera. 

Panel 1: HELLO.
I'M THE
BALTIMORE ORIOLE!

Panel 2, as he socks a dinger at home plate: 
I LOVE TO PLAY
BASEBALL.

Panel 3, as he shows the camera is Cloaca: 
ALL MY BATHRODM STUFF
COMES OUT OF ONE
HOLE: MY CLOACA.

Panel 4, back to close-up: 
THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO? KILL MY SON?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS
JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A REAL EGG AT ALL! I TRULY AM THE LAST OF My KIND!
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 18h
Getting out the fine china for my dinner guests
A bunch of plates with Alan Jackson’s picture on them
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
girl be serious
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I deleted and organized a bunch of apps on my phone and changed the wallpaper, and now I feel like a whole new person
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/10/2026
Chinese Cigarettes would be a beautiful name for a Steely Dan album
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You, quietly and respectfully, during a movie in a theater: hey, do you want one? Me, the loudest person you have ever heard in your life:
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m the guy who told AI to make all the flyers look like that. “You need three circles with some weird icons”, I said “and make sure to add some claw slashes for some reason”.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How come nobody told me Fugazi made a song that sounds like Peppermint Patty would walk around to it
youtu.be
Fugazi - Afterthought
YouTube video by korosv
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack Bernhardt @jackbern23
Just FYI if a DJ or children's entertainer tells you to "make some noise", never make the most amount of noise you can the first time, because chances are they'll tell you that they can't hear you and you'll have to make even more noise
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025
*Aqualung riff*
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bigmouth Strikes Again is about getting the runs after eating the big mouth bites at chili’s
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vic, Tori, and Brown’s Tone
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aaron boothby @ellipticalnight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes please, this is my actual issue with paywalls, not the idea of paying for what I read
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All of this is meaningless.
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See Swanboy by @bransonreese.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/double...
swanboy.com
Double Date 2
Visit the post for more.
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They wouldn’t even let me go to Jupiter because they said I’m already stupid enough 😔
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a high-value male (owns every Steely Dan album),
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my favorite mahal is probably the taj
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
<Waiter> Hi! Welcome to Outback Steakhouse. Have you dined with us before? <Guy who’s never eaten at a restaurant before > No. first time and I’m a little worried about breaking any rules you might have. I want everything to be just right, you know? <Waiter> Oh, buddy, you’re not gonna believe this
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vanill of Ice 2: the Extreme
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Did you goof my troop?”
DeNiro and Pesci in Raging Bull “did you fuck my wife” scene
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