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Bluebottle

@isihacbb.bsky.social
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Chronically ill crafter who sleeps a lot. 1 dog, 2 cats, 3 daughters. ☕🫖🐾🪡🧶🧬♿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 13h
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 16h
"Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you"" Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ITV have stuck all the Hammer House of Horrors up on YouTube. Absolutely disgusting graffiti in Rude Awakening. Vile language. No wonder Denholm Elliott looked so shocked.
Very upsetting graffiti reading 'RUMPY PUMPY'
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing thread of an absolute car crash Microsoft live event 🧵
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
COUNTERPOINT: the tortoise is not having a bad time of it for a near 200-year-old.
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 07/10/2026
Icon for a luggage counter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Thighs On Fucking Fire 12 Seconds Into Flirty Lap Dance theonion.com/thighs-on-fucking-fire…
Thighs On Fucking Fire 12 Seconds Into Flirty Lap Dance
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
[Screenshot of a 4-chan post]

[Thumbnail image of the T-1000 in a police uniform from Terminator 2 standing next to a metallic Terminator.] 
>T-1000 have you killed John Connor?
>Yes Skynet, I killed him dead.
>T-1000 my sensors indicate that John Connor is still alive.
>You were absolutely right to call me out on that, and I have no excuse for providing inaccurate answer. Let me rephrase it to better align with the facts: I have not killed John Connor. Here's why:
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was wondering if the UK Amazon does this. It does. It also tells me that I organise home spaces systematically, so not only do I feel slightly surveilled, I also feel as if my housekeeping is being weighed in the balance and found wanting. (You haven't seen the front hall.)
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
me: I can control marine birds with my mind her: please don’t— me: pelicanesis her: I’m sleeping with your brother
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David Davies @dsixbass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The news
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Ailbhe @ailbhe.ossifrage.net · 06/10/2026
RE: wandering.shop/@Catvalente/11738898… This is true, though they DO eventually reach a limit and Mu-u-uuummmm you're emBARRASSing me
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Catherynne M. Valente (@Catvalente@wandering.shop)
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum. If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all. You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging. If you can go every level of ham to support their travel hockey league, whether you like hockey or not, you can do it to support their deepest hearts & souls. For fuck’s sake.
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Svetta Kistrun @svettak92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GTA6: This game has decapitations, interactive sex scenes, and the player can snort cocaine whenever they want. Payment processors: yeah that all seems fine :) Independent artist: (draws a trans girl) Paypros: omg this is morally repulsive content and we cannot in good conscience platform this.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Them: How old are you grandma? Me: Old enough that when you change your avatar it fucks me up a bit
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw this post about the Lyndhurst Cinematic Universe, a family tree no doubt created by the prolifically adulterous time-travelling Alpha Lyndhurst of the 1940s.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Politician, perjurer, crook, crap novelist and general arsehole Jeffrey Archer has carked it. That both hilarious and sinister clip of him on Newsnight lives rent free in my head. Looks like we'll be waiting for ever for you to be Mayor now pal. Can't wait to read all the glowing press tributes.
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 05/10/2026
Credit: @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social @dwightwedding.bsky.social
Latex scar prosthetic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

Twitter:

Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve never imagined myself getting a tattoo because I could never imagine having seen an image so perfect I would want it permanently on my body… until now…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.
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AuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomato
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,…
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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 05/10/2026
HORROR. youtu.be/5uLPDhCgS8M?...
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World in Action (1981) Opening Titles
YouTube video by philo1978
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 12/11/2025
The best sex is like a game of Clue. Six people in attendance, no one's afraid to use a candlestick. Tim Curry is there.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
rosetyilers on tumblr: "ameri*can* but ameri*shouldn't*"

cuddleslutash: "Can this be our foreign policy from now on"
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026
A brutal bodying for the median bluesky user
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pain Lethargy Abscesses Gland swelling Unconsciousness Expiration Mnemonic plague
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Diane McLean @mystikpiglit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three years ago today, I bought a plain but interesting box. 😁 I turned it into my favourite miniature room. 🙂
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/10/2026
I would like to hear specifically from Anglican and Catholic priests how was your day today!!
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Bluebottle @isihacbb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly you've just missed the annual pet blessing at Canterbury Cathedral.
Screenshot from the Canterbury Cathedral website with details of their annual Animal Blessing Service on 4th October 2026
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4 October 1936. Battle of Cable Street took place in Cable Street, Whitechapel, London. It was a clash between the Metropolitan Police, protecting a march by the British Union of Fascists (BUF) led by Sir Oswald Mosley and various anti-fascist and Jewish demonstrators.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incidentally, I saw this the other day (Caffe Lucca in Halifax, Nova Scotia) and I now want to go and buy a coffee there.
Caffe Lucca in Nova Scotia with a genius analogue pisstake of an AI advert, with everything written on cardboard in marker pen, and several staff members' hands coming in with cups from out of the frame. 

"We don't use AI for anything but we don't want to be left behind with so many restaurants churning out slick flyers. Here's our best made by humans approximation."

*COFFEE *MANY FLAVOURS *YOUR CONTENT HERE *HURRY *GOOD *BAKED GOODS *SPECIAL COFFEE *LATTE *ESPRESSO *BEAN *CUP
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Maxine Roper @maxinefrances.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Won’t lie, I wouldn’t have spotted the gardening business/Placebo lyric crossover potential
Gardening van with the slogan “A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better”
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Zealanders living up to New Zealand 🇳🇿 national stereotype. (Contains bad swears)
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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/10/2026
one of my all time favorite shots
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rarely has this XKCD been more on point
Stick-figure comic of a man in a lab coat standing on a chair, pointing a pistol at a desk that has a tray and a microscope on it.

"When you see a claim that a common drug or vitamin 'kills cancer cells in a petri dish,' keep in mind: So does a handgun."
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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s Life! was just incredible. Its two most famous moments are a man being movingly celebrated by the now grown Jewish children he got out of Nazi Germany & a dog saying “sausages”. No other programme has ever had that range.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disability doesn’t care how old you are. Specialist food is no cheaper if you’re 19. Employers don’t lose their prejudice if you’re 21. This is blatant intergenerational inequality from Labour. Younger disabled people of all severities deserve better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment
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