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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17h

it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science

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They're saying there's an anti-prime day sale. They're saying you might pick up a short story collection for the anti-prime day sale. Is that true bookshop.org/p/books/unce...

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Uncertain Sons and Other Stories

LOCUS AWARD WINNERWORLD FANTASY AWARD FINALISTNEBULA AWARD WINNER ("Uncertain Sons" Novelette)PHILIP K. DICK AWARD SPECIAL CITATIONBRAM STOKER AWARD(R) NOMINEE ("Uncertain Sons" Novelette)BRITISH SCIE...

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 18h

the world is not simply grody. it is grody to the max.

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RM Greta @rmgreta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they're very hot

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's October now don't you dare slide into my dms unless you are a giant inflatable ghost or a 12 ft tall skeleton riding a skeleton horse on someone's front lawn

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

how can we be sure that anything is butter

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

I'm very sad and bitter but in a fun, sexy way

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i bet it feels so good to be lured by sirens while being tied to the mast by your homies

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like it's never too late in life to find a wise old cemetery caretaker to apprentice with.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a child i really thought adulthood would involve a lot more duels to the death

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

carry on wayward son or go back to sleep it’s really none of my concern actually

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

attempting to improve morale at this box store by singing along to Fleetwood Mac in the cat food aisle

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Do not land on me bumblebees I am not a flower I am meat that is slowly rotting

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

the cusp of fall is the perfect time to get those soups and grudges simmering on the stove, listen to old timey murder ballads and drink moonshine

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just spotted my first giant skeleton of the season 💀 thank you friend for helping me get in the spirit even though it's 80 degrees

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hollow me out, inflate my husk, tie me to a long chain, and set me adrift over the corn field to ward away low flying aircraft.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Personally I’d be inclined to take advice from a talking snake, depending on the snake.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My son frequently calls me "the weirdest woman alive" and I take it as a compliment and an ongoing challenge every time 👻

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

First hint of fall recipe: a soup of stars and caramelized onions, paprika, tumeric, salt and pepper. Melt any stray demons you have into it one by one, simmer for an hour. The noise may alarm your neighbors, so you would be wise to alert them beforehand

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Soothsayer sounds like a pretty easy job. You only have to say one word.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fall is for being feral, let your Jimothys be your guides.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've got a fist full of data and penchant for whimsy.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

I don't think the ottoman should be the only piece of furniture named after a dead empire so I've started calling my sofa the Mongol, my television the British, my lamp the Aztec and my refrigerator the American

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