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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Oct 14th - #Hackers of the world united to overload the Gibson, and prevent the Da Vinci virus from capsizing an oil fleet, designed to distract from "The Plague's" worm stealing $25m. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)

3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a group of young people is gathered in a subway car, with one reading a paper as another looks on, while a subtitle reads, "Wait a minute. The 14th... that's the same day the worm ends its run." Second, a person with a striking hairstyle and colorful clothing stands in front of a vibrant, patterned backdrop, saying, "Hackers of the world, unite." Third, a person leans out of a car window, passionately shouting, "Hack the planet!"

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take up smoking like a real man.

A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I hate drama" -- the most dramatic person you'll ever meet

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Am I feeling like shit cause cholesterol? Is it due to sugar highs and lows? Am I sick? Is it something else? Fuck knows man. I just feel right terrible.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

She looks like one of those cartoon animals on the daycare at pripyat

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey, I exist! I'm much more active on tumblr than anything else, honestly.

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This week has involved: Finding out I'm going on a work trip a week in advance. Car getting put into the shop Getting on both cholesterol and glucose meds Bro, what even the fuck.

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I forgot that the same guy that translated FF6 also translated SoM

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Put on my pants like everyone else, one roll of duct tape at a time

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don’t have much to recommend me but I do come with free refills.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

White people be like this tiki bar is not awesomesauce

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Quick update - this lady got her shirt because all the people that camp outside the Rib Festival buy shirts for each other. We share a birthday. Her daughter thinks it’s funny she went viral. Her son does not think it’s funny at all.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

personally as someone Greek I think the parts of Greek culture I like the most are lesbianism and killing ungodly numbers of Nazis tbh

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/07/2026

life advice from your queer auntie: never trust a man who's never eaten at Taco Bell. never trust a man who refuses to eat at Taco Bell. also never trust a man who has eaten at Taco Bell and then makes a joke about it going right through him. THAT is a man who don't eat his beans. smdh

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We don't have a problem with people doing drugs on the public transit. We (my city) do have a problem with OD's in the parking lots of the public transit system.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 19/07/2026

we are the Titanic and we have plowed into a shitberg

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DirgeMcB @drjmcb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i will say one of the bonuses of giving up on the future is I don't have to care about my credit score. 'you owe this' no i don't think I do, come take it if you think so, you know where I live and you know I ain't got it

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

States that I hate: Oklahoma Mississippi Utah All for vaguely the same reason.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I saw one of those "ADHD life hacks" on instagram that said if you have a hard time ordering yourself to do things, put it in the form of a question, and I've actually had great success with it! namely asking "how pissed off are you going to be tomorrow if you don't do this right now"

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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

How do you become one? Generally, not having empathy.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/07/2026

also Paul Bettany’s Chaucer was perfect

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Alt: A Knights Tale I will fong you

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/05/2026

Servers: When I wear my hair in pigtails I get more tips 👩🏼 Me, wearing my hair in pigtails:

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Why not? It's the pdf of the Internet.

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I know I'm getting older, but if my body could stop waking me up at somewhere between fuck this (4am) and balls o clock (530am) i would appreciate it.

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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌓🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 23/05/2026

my slime girlfriend introduced me to some new musical sub genres: - glip glop - k-plop - rhythm and ooze - slimedcore - blubstep - gum&bass - drip hop

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I have been buying premade and it has actually...not gone bad before I went through it. What even are my 40s.

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

HOTDOG STAND

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

New meds mean I wake up every day around 430. Am. That is...not good. It is too early to do anything and too late for me to get back to sleep and not be an asshole when my normal alarm goes off in an hour.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/04/2026

would u still love me if I was a sand worm dehydrating the entire planet

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I got to work on Solaris this week. For some fucking reason.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

A Virginia animal shelter is displaying its adoptable pets the way men post photos of themselves holding fish.

A woman with long brown hair holds up a ginger cat as if it’s a fish she just caught

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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Bands from the bathroom: Might Mighty Pisstones Drowning (in) Poo Constipation Ivy Black Flatulence GG Allin

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potch @potch.me · 11/04/2026

orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/04/2026

while you were watching the space ship i was successfully reentering your mom

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

hope all your eggs get laid today or whatever

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Can companies just...not make the required trainings all...game show like? Or "interactive"? Theres a reason why more than five people work BTS on wheel of fortune and games have staffs of hundreds. Just..give me a narrator and a slide deck.

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I'm still confused as to why square enix was surprised that ffxvi bombed. They haven't made a complete game since, what, ten? You can't make non mmos like mmos. People want a full game, THEN DLC. Not some half-assed thing rushed out the door. Also, see ffxv

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

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Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @insanctus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

One day I will understand how vhdx's can screw up. Today is not that day.

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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