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Skippy Granola

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They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. Electrician, community theatre guy, calgary guy?

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man this season of Slow Horses is kind of fucking dogshit, eh? I can't quite figure out why but it is dullllll
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biggest thing I've taken away from this acting class is I am a lot older than I thought I was, man. I was like nah bro I can totally play late 20s, I'm a hip vivacious young bloke And then all the scenes I get are like, "Middle aged murderer" or "that illiterate guy DeNiro played"
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alxknowlton.bsky.social @alxknowlton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't going to benefit humanity by any stretch of the imagination. Ever. It's not going to cure cancer, feed the starving, or bring a new reason of thinking to enable a wider sense of global compassion. It was designed to do exactly what it already has, keep money from the labor class. Period.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My big time suck these days is Vintage Story, which fucking owns. And let me tell you, in a primitive survival situation, finding a fruiting pear tree feels like winning the lottery. Two stacks of apples that will keep for months if not years in a cellar is such a windfall.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
archive.org/details/vaca...
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Vacation
The music video for Vacation (aka Eraserhead) by  Bruce McCulloch.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking side work to pay for a 15 blu ray fellini box set
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropos of nothing, I get a lot of mileage out of this meme.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to get back to believing that people are essentially good and can do amazing things. I don't care if that makes me sound like a deluded hippie or whatever, it's what needs to happen. The endless security theater and paranoia of the 21st century is also hurting all of us. It fucking sucks
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno if you ever saw The Studio but there's this gag in season 1 where the president of Netflix puts a clause in every contract that he has to be thanked by award winners, otherwise nobody would acknowledge the execs.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just think of all the little horror stories...that go on in other people's lives.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucked up way to refer to your heterosexual parents but sure
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had my first AI experience yesterday. It's been years since I tried to access my college webmail and instead of just opening Microsoft 365, it took me to a copilot page with no other links. So I type in "access school webmail."
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Replies are really divided between Shnoob people and people who have had to mop up after a Shnoob gets agitated and pronks everywhere
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have a trombone and you’re about to make it everybody’s problem
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the beginning was the word and the word was bullshit. —William S. Burroughs
William Burroughs sitting down in a suit with a shotgun on his lap
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 28/09/2026
one of the odder things about internet culture in the early 2010s, in retrospect, is that every group chat would have some guy with a handle like "rapistjerry" and everyone would be like "oh yeah that's just jerry, the handle is ironic, he's actually the nicest guy"
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've read a lot of good sentences but this is a *good* fucking sentence. Like a captive bolt pistol.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sure is monday again
p1: “Hey how’s it goin, Tom?” Tom is asked.

p2: *dramatic intake of breath*

p3: *exasperated SIIIIIIGH*

p4: “Can’t complain, how ‘bout you?” Tom asks.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So Big Walk is just Riven if it starred Pingu, then
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just noticed that the bulk of my last posts have been extremely apt reaction images to posts and I guess this is the payoff of a life of media consumption
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Mr. Spooky, If You're Nasty @mrskippy69.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Let me know when they get Mike J. Nelson
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I I won an ipad from the co-op. Unfortunately I did not end up getting murdered and now I have an ipad which I actually don't really need. Which also kind of shows how broke my brain is where instead of being like "Hey something good happened" I'm like "Great now I gotta unload this turkey."
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sunny side of this delusion is the computer gives you a flying car and makes it so you don't have to work. The blackpill one is that it wipes us out via some cinematic method TBD. Two futures you don't actually have to live in. Both are abdications, and embarrassingly childish on their face.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Fuck I'm not getting any shows this season, might as well take acting classes on Saturdays." All of a sudden "Hey we desperately need a George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life, we rehearse Saturdays, you interested in reading for it?" Classic.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alfred Molina as Mark Rothko
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm straight and I fucking hate it!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sir Alec Guinness in Bridge on the River Kwai
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[FITZCARRALDO] Herzog has got himself into some zone between documentary and drama where neither works. (1982)
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She looks like one of those cartoon animals on the daycare at pripyat
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
The Hellenist @The_Hellenist . 19h
Men must go on sex strike.
Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.
Feminist women are undeserving of love.
Men must therefore go on sex strike.

NO SEX UNTIL YOU ABANDON FEMINISM
STRONG WOMEN BUILD NOTHING.
SUBMISSIVE WOMEN BUILD CIVILIZATION.
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to be very excited by new Monster Hunter but it turns out I just liked MH4U Absolutely bounced off Wilds. Terrible story, terrible characters, uninteresting monsters
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Condolences to american underage drinkers
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/09/2026
[Enter Quince the carpenter and Snug the joiner and Bottom the weaver and Flute the bellows-mender and Snout the tinker and Starveling the tailor.]
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I occasionally get accused of having my head in the sand on this issue and not taking AI advancement seriously. The invention of the machine gun was a huge deal. It caused substantial change. AI is a massive development. But at the end of the day, it just lets people do people stuff, faster.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gosh, Broadway sure loves their fucking revolves, eh?
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching Margo's Got Money Troubles and I'm not 100% sure I'm buying the tonal rug pull around episode 6 here.
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