Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeload bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i found it. the one thing more insulting than calling it a "Philly Sandwich". we've cracked it at last: 5448
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapenick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 4851252041
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369151788
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address 13115095
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 25/09/2026crazy to me that Emperor X is having a moment on tiktok 000
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapechristina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists 879690
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not now motherfucker, I’m microblogging! 0121
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Isn’t it awful? 028251
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapetef @tef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a company in the middle of the bay area to either spend a lot of tokens or prove a very important point 1542
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeLeslie S. Pumpkins @garbagehime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me whispering to my friend: that’s Baby 162
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy 742713366
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051391135
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/09/2026just about gettin to be Over The Garden Wall time, folks. 062
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084162492
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026before taking office as mayor of braddock pensylvannia, john fetterman was a creature that people would see hazily in the distance in the woods, americans called him the sad ape, in mexico he was known as el gigante molesto (the annoying giant) 121523
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cowboy Bebop is better than Star Wars. 25476106
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive 251328187
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 653999787
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Modern gamers simply won't play a game without photorealistic graphics" the current most popular genre is called Friendslop, it has seven pixels and costs $4.99 191274225
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapesirtommygunn.bsky.social @sirtommygunn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026 370155
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 30/08/2026incredible interaction i saw in the comments section of downdetector earlier 131675504
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint 1041442
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/09/2026This is obviously bullshit because Omarchy is doing nothing whatsoever that is technically novel or interesting. It’s literally just DHH’s dotfiles. The ONLY reason to support it is because you support him 619424
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 04/09/2026the people who call it "amerikkka" have always been right 071
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeaaron @aaron.mn · 02/09/2026Weird how every AI generated video was created to put people out of work, spread misinformation, or do sex crime. Probably a coincidence. I'm sure we'll find a use for it eventually. 016747
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit 182226374
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 01/09/2026My Big Beautiful Son. The most beautiful building in Boston. 062
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/09/2026The quotable Tarn Adams: "It just reminds me of like a fucking Dead Kennedys song or something."pcgamer.comDwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game." 161611457
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I've been reliably informed that not supporting this makes you a dirtbag Luddite doing "gl*nzo" and "slopulism" 34715
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeCross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 29/08/2026babe what’s wrong you’ve barely drank any of your can of tiramisu 0263
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 23/08/2026new idea for Amtrak: Hot Car no further questions 030
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeSharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your timeline has been cursed by the appearance of the Harry Potter Cybertruck. You must perform one act of kindness today to restore balance to a world in which this abomination exists. 671490251
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We need a Noid of the left 0304
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 21/08/2026i love when a small artist names a track “COWBOY BEBOP EPISODE 26 MINUTE 19:06” 230
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeyehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026what if LLM stood for Large Language Modelo and it’s when you get very verbose after knockin back a couple cold ones with the boys 217450
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tapeblumpkin spice latte @klingonhousing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you're doing a "if C3PO were real" thought experiment and the question isn't "would he be a top or a bottom" then what are you even doing here man? 13610
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 17/08/2026Hi! I'm Github, the prevailing solution for hosting your shared codebase online. What's that? You'd like to view your pull requests? No. No you cannot do that. 010
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapeAmerican Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 17/08/2026THESIS: speed cameras save lives by deterring speeding. ANTITHESIS: speed cameras threaten lives by expanding the surveillance state. SYNTHESIS: a metal spike in every steering wheel that extends 1 inch for every mph above 55. 171
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 16/08/2026ate a bag of dried mangoes in one sitting at like 5pm and have not stopped farting since 120
Reposted by Olivia Nuzzi Piss TapePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i, on the other hand, can freely speak the truth: anyone who does not live in a major metropolitan area is disgusting. 1985234
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/08/2026Every day I wake up with the knowledge that one of my coworkers is married to a member of Marietta. 030
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 12/08/2026Korean-Mexican fusion is the most beautiful cuisine. What do you mean I can get a gochujang chicken quesadilla with a side of cucumber kimchi slaw? I'm not crying you're crying 040
