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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 10/07/2026
he fuckin loved to snuggle dude
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 10/07/2026
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 10/07/2026
pour one out for the most beautiful boy
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 08/07/2026
the question on everybody’s mind
r/EcommerceWebsite:
Is websites are still profitable?
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 30/05/2026
1911 IWW illustration “The Pyramid of the Capitalist System”. The bottom tier of workers is labeled “boyfriends trying to be on time” and all of the other tiers are labeled “their beautiful partners”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 18/05/2026
tfw ur being watched
Uther, a bengal cat, giving me side eye through a gap between my two monitors.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 07/05/2026
screenshot of a Reddit post titled “Youtubers like Bubingus and Ohdough ARE RUINING the Community!” 

The truncated post preview reads: I am getting so sick of seeing them pop up in my feed. Bubingus…
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 23/04/2026
I prefer the grid over the carousel, but the part of this update that makes me upset is they spent all this time on photo ui/ux and still have no way to hide this stupid arrow covering the text I’m trying to read
screenshot of an article excerpt someone posted on bluesky. The “Previous Photo” arrow is blocking some of the article text, making it difficult to read.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 19/04/2026
idk man, i don’t think anyone should be teaching people to be antisemitic, even if it is the ADL
instagram ad from the ADL that says Teach Antisemitism With Confidence.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 01/04/2026
screenshot from lobste.rs (Hacker News but like, one degree less HN) of a discussion re: claude code source leaks
Corbin writes:
“It works because of statistics; the undesired behaviors are less likely when conditioned upon this sort of prompt. That said, surely we can imagine even better prompts for conditioning which would work even better? The second-person pronoun "you" is such a bad choice; it contributes to the schizophrenic inability of chatbots to reliably identify chat participants.”

and user mikedorf replies:
“Someone should invent an unambiguous way of encoding instructions for a machine to follow.”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 30/03/2026
pretty good
Screenshot of the results from a round of dialed.gg
It says:
Top 1% of all playets.
40.77 out of 50 points
Solid but forgettable. The score of a background character.

Below is an array of 5 colors and the colors I matched them to, with score ratings for each.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 25/03/2026
USPS label used as a graffiti sticker. The sticker reads “MAKE DOBLER, NOT WAR!”. Graffiti is placed on a SEPTA placard.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 18/03/2026
HELP
screenshot of a disk array with 30.6 TB used out of 38 TB
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 17/03/2026
me and like 20 other italian american boys on Staten Island lining up to receive our first communion
photo of Timmy Chamalams at the oscar’s in a big ol’ white suit
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 09/02/2026
watching the new muppet show
classic tweet by twitter user @jawbroken:
“November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 25/01/2026
rusty cohle from true detective season 1 absolutely blasting a dart
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 21/12/2025
I'm more upset about the lost hardware than any config. I'm gonna go Big in the rebuild though
product photo of a Rosewill RSV H424, a 4U rackmount server chassis with 24 hot swappable HDD bays
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 09/12/2025
different line go up
line graph of active duty suicides per 100k troops. the graph trends sharply up.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 10/11/2025
it’s giving
It’s the letter from James Bailey, general counsel for the Cleveland Browns responding to a complaint about people throwing paper airplanes in the stadium. His reply in total, reads “Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 21/10/2025
saw this in a discord
skeleton squatting a bunch of weight with text that says:
Microsoft is a Corporation that turns "Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI" into "Microsoft confirms Windows 11 October 2025 Update breaks WinRE(Recovery) input", "Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround", "Windows 11 Media Creation Tool Not Working on Windows 10 PCs", "Windows 11 24H2 and 25H2 Updates Break IIS Websites After Patch Tuesday", and "Microsoft Security Update Causes Active Directory Sync Failures on Windows Server" headlines
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/10/2025
me omw to steal your girl
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 12/10/2025
it sucks so bad that the brand of fascism crushing the US is “Brain Poisoned Anime Antichrist”.
Mark Renton from Trainspotting lamenting that the Scottish couldn’t even find a decent culture to be colonised by.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 05/10/2025
what are the odds that the kiss emoji increases the hit rate from job spam texts?
A job recruiting spam (scam?) text that starts with 😘

The rest of the text is immaterial, you’ve probably gotten a thousand of these.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 15/09/2025
facebook marketplace listing for an "Office chair" which is just a bike saddle mounted on the wheelie part of an office chair. List price is $20.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 20/08/2025
❤️
Baby, the calico cat, hanging off the side of the couch, one paw stretched out.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/08/2025
a tweet I still think about, you say?
Tweet by Twitter User Sebastian Castillo (@bartlebytaco):
it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 01/03/2025
this is what they took from you
the meowscular chef from Monster Hunter: World
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 28/02/2025
Maa from Nyanko Days has spilled her juice. mods? MODS?
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 26/02/2025
I made a meme about the situation and its impossible to overstate how literal i'm being
A 2 frame meme. The top frame has a guy from a Flex Tape Infomercial about to slap a piece of flex tape on a giant cylinder of water with a hole in it. The column of water is labeled "My shower drain pipe with a hole in it" and the informercial guy is labelled "My landlord applying flex tape".

The bottom frame is a closeup shot of the man's hand making contact with the giant column of water, applying the flex tape. The point of contact is labelled "See you in six months I guess"
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 26/01/2025
Eagles Meme with three sections. First section reads “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play”, second reads “nice we’re winning”, final reads “nice we won”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 24/12/2024
capitalism breeds uuhhhhhh
Photo of a grocery store shelf stocked with Cheetos brand Flamin’ Hot Mac’n Cheese
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 22/12/2024
just this, and then give me a setting to block the bottom one. ez
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 05/12/2024
lol holy shit
Something Awful Forums Poster Teen Witch (regdate Oct 9 2012) posts: 
Last year was Kissinger, so say what you will about Spotify Wrapped day but it does seem to please the people
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 14/11/2024
the passive skill tree looks like this, and there's another passive tree you unlock at the end of the campaign that affects the mechanics in the end game maps you run. There are in depth crafting mechanics. You can mix and match Skill and Support gems to alter skill behavior and damage.
all ~1400 skills in the Path of Exile Skill Tree
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 18/10/2024
it would be this but with way more polygons.
A screengrab of the Farsight, an alien railgun that shoots through walls, from N64 game Perfect Dark
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 09/10/2024
*primal scream*
It’s a super closeup of my cat Baby’s face. She’s calico and she’s got little whiskers and a little pink and black mottled nose i love her so fucking much
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 04/10/2024
excuse me?
Screencap of the Wikipedia article for Dandadan. Highlighted text: "the overarching plot themes include retrieval of Takakura's testicles"
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 21/08/2024
as a citizen of philadelphia
it's the gimly legolas "never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf" meme but it says 
Gimli: Never thought I'd die canvassing for a politician
Legolas: What about for a poster?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 19/08/2024
Something Awful Forums Poster mystes says:
Australia simply doesn't have the budget to hire better breakdancers thanks to raygunomics
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 18/08/2024
tfw the cat looks at you with an air of slight disapproval
it’s my beautiful calico cat named Baby sitting on the armrest of our sofa barreling the camera.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 05/08/2024
it’s… She.
Adorable calico cat named Baby laying on a gray sofa. Her tummy is out and she is resting her head on my hand and looking at the camera.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/05/2024
there she is
Baby laying in my lap with her claws dig into my knee (cutely)
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 13/05/2024
very excited to see Baby tomorrow
A photo of my calico cat “Baby” curled up on a couch cushion looking right at the camera. Taken by the cat-sitter.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 08/05/2024
i think i would be fine if i was allowed to eat the ball of Plutonium-238
a ball of Plutonium-238 that gives off 100 watts purely from radioactive decay
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 09/04/2024
trip idea?
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 25/12/2023
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 24/12/2023
🤔
A section of the grocery store cheese display labeled “Ethnic”
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 19/12/2023
just got a google photos notification that it made me a 2023 collage where all of the photos are of the cat except one, which was this
Sopranos Meme
Paulie: Ton’, if ya toilet was sentient, would ya rather it crave ya bodily waste or hate ya for it?
Tony: I can’t have this conversation again.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 08/12/2023
alright Sean Murray I'll buy your game again.
Redwall Lookin Ass Screenshot of some game in development. There's a rabbit riding a giant sparrow like a horse.
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Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape @imyournew.dad · 09/10/2023
She.
My beautiful cat Silvia sitting on a red cushion.
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