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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ignoring all the technical faults and resource wasting, i think the reason i hate LLMs masquerading as AI is because i already have to be on the computer so much that i don’t want to spend any more time with one if i don’t have to
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fuck it we blog
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you: taking mental damage by arguing in the mentions of not-your-senators and scolding people for not being the perfect type of Communist you are me: taking mental damage by reading about cybernetics and contemporary capitalism’s use of the information economy to create and reinforce monoculture
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
philly sports fans are the bodhisattvas in this unending cycle of suffering we call life and the regular season
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we don't talk enough about how much chuck klosterman was forced onto millennials and the societal repercussions that followed
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my dad asked about the “ai has a 10% chance of killing everyone” stories so we had a fun chat where i had to explain rokos basilisk, rationalism, lesswrong, eli yudkowsky, llm vs ai, generative ai, the plot of the movie Hackers, that harry potter fanfic, and make an indirect reference to zizians
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
glad everyone is learning about the rationalists and their harry potter fan fiction but wait till you figure out that that freaky natalist tech couple are also really into it and that shit carries over into a lot of other assholes like elon and other weirdos
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every time i log in y’all are incredibly mad at some lanyard havin’ dork
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maggie spiders @squishythings.com · 13/09/2026
warholio
a screenshot of beavis & butt-head, where beavis is being cornholio, but has been given fluffy white hair and glasses and is holding a brillo box.
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
weird how they announced the no-dogpiling rule around when the devs with brainworms all decided to fart out hot takes about llms. probably a coincidence
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the same kind of sick freaks that wanted a folding iphone are gonna will a touch screen mac into existence and they're gonna carry around their laptops with even more disgusting, finger oil smeared screens than usual
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy Dreamcast 909 day to all those who celebrate! September 9th this is the only day of the year you can combine these two Japanese electronics
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Very wise, USB-A to USB-C cable
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
library socialism is real, and strong, and is my friend. cc @srslywrong.bsky.social
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it’s pretty neat that the majority of the criticisms we, as people bearing witness, currently make about LLMs and data centers were already mostly articulated by the Situationists in the 1960s in arguments against the post war “automation” and cybernetic discussions taking place in France
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what if LLM stood for Large Language Modelo and it’s when you get very verbose after knockin back a couple cold ones with the boys
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my application to write for the onion was rejected with the note “Submit better samples. No one remembers who Alex Chiu is or cares about late 90s punk bands from South Carolina”
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
everyone's so dedicated to having hot takes that they're coming for someone who was mostly correct to talk about spreadsheet people using LLMs that they're gonna start defending the truly useless college degree for losers ("business")
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me and my friends would’ve killed C-3P0 with hammers i can tell you that much
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
[british hacker voice] i'om in
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sex Purge/Demolition Man crossover where John Spartan hits up some horny singles while using weird euphemisms for fucking that no one has ever used like the wild mambo and hunka chunka
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if you get ratio’d online you’re ratio’d in real life
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[english beat voice] problematic bathroom
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026
Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
got in a brief argument on bsky and i dont know how a lot of you can deal with doing that all damn day. i felt like i wasted like six years of my life. i'd rather have been at work. arguing online fucking sucks holy shit
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🎶 hot takes / read 'em and see they got a fav count of ten thousand and three 🎶
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
conceptualizing a new theory of art in an era of endless repetition of canva, noodle arm mascots, bad bar flyers, etc manifested via the absurd exploitation of all images before. it’s called “art in the age of mechanical reproduction of mechanical reproduction”
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
and this is probably the best one. the greatest “this tweet has been deleted” to ever do it:
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
being normal means you know a lot about whats happening locally and in the world but you, like, dont crash out online. in fact you barely post. this is called being normal. you look at a tree and think "thats good as hell" and you don't have to post about it to know it's real and you saw it. normal
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
americans loves roku city but no of them want to live in a walkable city. makes you thgink
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/07/2026
before agentic coding: *writes code* *doesn't release* *gets busy, reviews a month later* what the fuck who wrote this over-complicated shit after agentic coding: *has robot write code* *doesn't release* *gets busy, reviews a month later* what the fuck who wrote this over-complicated shit
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tired: meltdown may wired: allegations august
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my refusal to engage in rage bait or argue with obvious jokes means the bsky discover algorithm has been configured to only show me ai slop pet videos and people writing posts about their dogs and cats dying. this is absolute hell
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THEY PAY ME IN BOIDS
they're gonna put birds on the euro
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i had a dream i helped make the usps the most successful thing in this country by revitalizing the concept of sending postcards and quick notes to your friends and writing letters with one simple snappy slogan: I'm Mailin' It
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
will stancil has a humiliation fetish and i shan't participate in this
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm bringing back Vines
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
has anyone checked the yankee candle co reviews to see how bad covid's been lately?
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Odyussy is this anything
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naomi @skuaenjoyer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
distroism forever
snoopy scanning a book at the library copy machine while woodstock assists
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/07/2026
Black Sabbath make being a Catholic cokehead sound really cool but then you listen to red scare podcast and find out it’s actually tremendously uncool
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you Odyssey the Greeks WARN A TROJAN
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face" then a bunch of greek soldiers climb out and kill everyone
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
solving the Lament Configuration and when the Cenobites appear you learn their sick twisted desires that blur the lines between torture and pleasure actually come from the replies to their hot takes on bluesky and reactions to their articles in the Atlantic
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
things started going downhill the second people thought it was cool to make fun of that dude for running for office on a "rent is too damn high" platform
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yehoak, from the internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social explaining your joker/austin powers costume to people today
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