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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
F-5E Tiger above snow mountains: "Born too late to deploy to Usea"

Typhoon: "Born too early to deploy to Usea"

F-18 Hornet: "Born just in time to deploy to Usea"
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2h
If things don't work out with them the narrative will follow her instead of Noel
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Mean Gene Roddenberry @copbite.bsky.social · 4h
mfw new swanboy
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 6h
finally, a dodge charger for people who aren't represented by a public defender
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Frame #40550 from S05 -E10 - Battle Quail-629268
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to get cognitively declining dads all over the nation excited about my incredible new LLM sports betting system
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't watch tv news. every right wing news segment is like "curtains for talarico? jesus is medium height and jacked as hell"
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
your baltimore ravens have more wins than the nfc south
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Ravens] Tyler Loop 64 yard field goal! twitter.com/Ravens/statu...
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tyler loop: good at kickering
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In this Washington State diner, Hawk still means Sheriff Truman's deputy. But they do know this: If Jack Smith had attended an Atlanta-Golden State NBA game in February 2024, it would have proved that he was in town to cover up the Fani Willis/Nathan Wade romance, thus absolving Donald Trump.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
official xLDS rooting interests: chisox at guards: I just hope everyone has a good time nyy at tampa: don't care if the rays win so long as the yankees lose barfs at dodgers: I just hope everyone has a bad time sandog at brewcrew: (tears in eyes) don't make me choose
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it me ages 19-26
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me after lunch
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if,,,
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the reason is: he sucks and is a bad person
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SEEMS TO BE SMOOTHING OUT NOW.ALSO DO YOU HAVE EAGLES SCORE. Area: Billings, MT, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a5f2df534b2 F: #fd04b03d8ec
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
head coach manages 4th quarter time correctly, the ravens win an important game
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"a trio in Rio" damn you Nantz you've done it again
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have always believed in tyler loop
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this ravens first quarter brought to you by 'its never been so over' and 'we are so back'
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am enjoying the thrill of pc gaming (running memtest86 and sending stern messages to the rma mailbox)
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who has two thumbs and would go out tonight but he hasn't got a stitch to wear? thiiiiiiis charming man
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
knowing either the yanks or red sox will move on / knowing either the yanks or the red sox will get bounced in the first round
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thank baby jesus christ we have access to insight like this:
"I think we need to make the team better" -Mike Elias
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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