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IllCaesar

@illcaesar.bsky.social
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"Infamous, teflon-coated shitposter." "Dishonest, despicable raging c*unt." "That typical online trans."

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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 1h
You could make an argument if somebody started saying stuff about things that a person has done recently while obfuscating who the victims are as a warning to protect people but the person who revealed all of this has seemingly been sitting on it for years.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 1h
I'm staying out of this particular situation because it shouldn't have been made public to begin with. What the person did was putt the victim through all of this to feel good putting him down with no regard for the victim
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 5h
Ben Affleck smoking
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 6h
If tanks never existed somebody would've invented this anyways just because it'd be fun. Fucks.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 8h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 7h
I don't know why Pope Leo is so fucking transphobic when we all know that at Level 34 he's gonna turn into this:
The Pokemon Primarina
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6h
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 6h
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 20h
that Democrat, Amish Shah, was previously Jay Feely's team doctor btw
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 20h
As a Giants fan it'll be a nice change of pace to be happy when he chokes and loses.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 02/10/2026
"No conservative who longs for an earlier age suggests cutting themselves off from the modern world in an intentional community, as the Amish have—because that would mean accepting an inferior place in the hierarchy of power."
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The Illiberal's Dilemma
In January of this year, media personality Matt Walsh tweeted “Singapore is able to have nice things in part because they execute drug dealers by hanging and arrest even petty vandals and thieves and ...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kesey actually went to his grave having never seen the film.
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 02/10/2026
Listen: I don’t want to minimize the danger of high e-bike speeds. But if the problem here is that stores sell e-bikes that can drive faster than legal limits, then where’s the story about how literally *every car dealership has been doing the same thing for decades*?!?
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Hidden cameras show some stores unlocking speed limits on e-bikes, selling e-scooters that go up to 120 km/h | CBC News
A new hidden camera investigation by Marketplace shows how some stores are selling e-scooters and e-bikes with top speeds much higher than provincial speed limits and with recommended rider ages young...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senile customers is a surprisingly common event. Told him where something was two minutes apart, forgetting he ever asked, and then didn't see something in front of him that he walked past three times before. The lights are on but nobody's home.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goddamn I fucking hate these people, man.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate these people, man.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ben Affleck smoking
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ben Affleck smoking
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ben Affleck smoking
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That might sound like good news, and sometimes it is. Shit can’t stay buried when there are this many people involved in a decision-making chain. But there’s one more, bigger problem, which is this: You don’t NEED to coordinate if everybody with a microphone already believes what they’re saying
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to unpack this a tiny bit, which I think I can do without getting anybody in too much trouble: One verrry underreported aspect of campaigns like this, for obvious reasons, is “which TV pundits have the same agents as athletes they’re covering”
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oct 2nd 1963 - Opening game of the 1963 World Series. After failing to convince Nurse Ratched to allow the patients to watch the game, R.P. McMurphy attempted to escape by throwing a hydrotherapy console through a window. 📽️📅 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
4 Screenshots from the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (1975): First, a man in a white uniform is speaking with a smirk, holding papers, with the subtitle "Today, as you may or may not know-- It doesn't matter." Second, the same man continues speaking with a more serious expression, subtitle reads "--is the opening of the World Series." Third, the man is in a bathroom, straining to lift a large fixture, showing determination. Fourth, a group of men in a room, some seated and some standing, with the subtitle "But I tried, didn't I? Goddamn it."
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OffColorDecals @offcolordecals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So excited for Fall to be here.
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't read this, as some people do, as an admission of dual loyalties, conflicting with some claim that such a thing is antisemitism. I read this as an admission that zionism itself is an antisemitic and anti-democratic ideology which threatens Jews by *demanding* dual loyalty.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Texas is basically saying it wants to encourage fraud as a matter of public policy and you should keep that in mind whenever you see a large firm incorporated in Texas
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:
( ) The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s
( ) I miss not thinking about gender
( ) I was jealous of their nonbinary swag
( ) I never actually read their work
( ) I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender
( ) Mercury was in retrograde
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( ) I will hereby respect Judith Butler and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why those of us who are not Jewish need to loudly intertwine our opposition to anti-Semitism and Zionism on the basis on liberty and humanism. It is the same fight.
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zionism is anti-Semitism. Here's a Zionist openly employing the dual loyalty trope admitting that he cares more about Israel than having a functional democracy in the nation he lives in. When when the anti-Semitism they cause appears they use it as further justification for their zionist beliefs.
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Left Coast Reads 📚🌹 @leftcoastreads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes your political opponents make the point more eloquently than you ever could.
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Will Beaman @greenbackbetter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zionism is a dagger in our democracy in the exact same way MAGA is
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dawg I implore you to just move to Israel and leave us the fuck alone
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These people should just move to Israel. You literally care more about Israel than the United States!
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remarkable thing to admit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're interrupting my catnip cubby time.
orange cat looking annoyed
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got to tell Sam Alito to eat shit when I saw him at a Wawa at the Jersey Shore
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Becca Good speaking for the first time publicly about her late wife Renee Good at a press conference announcing lawsuits against the U.S. government, ICE agent Jonathan Ross — who shot and killed Renee Good — and high-ranking Trump administration officials
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
this tracks, since nixon being forced to resign was the original sin that led to the modern conservative media environment that gave us trump
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