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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

a pretty wild time/temperature combo for october

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i can't believe mcdonalds would use religious iconography with their way too scary halloween decorations!!!!!!!

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i'm having a dang beer at the store

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this chair is too fuckin big. why did they make this chair so large. for whom

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

can't wait to watch this instead of demi lardner's "so you want to win a penis pump"

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DEFINITELY killing him with hammers

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🚨🚨 URGENT TIKI HUT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TOMORROW "Mitch's Tiki Hut" is back. Because I love a cocktail with a mascot. This is the Mr. Bali Hai! Traditionally served in the traditional mug featuring a weird guy's face who happens to be the namesake of the classic San Diego Tiki bar. He's the sensation everyone loves!

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my favorite type of 9/11 comic strip is the one where someone is like "what's this aloof asshole doing" and then it turns out they're doing a NINE ELEVEN MEMORIAL YOU MORON

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i think what i'm gonna miss most about andy williams is all the laughs

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

:((((((((((((((((((((( really really sad rn

a 2010 picture of me and andy and my friend chelsea from my first ever etid show

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i am appreciated at fan appreciation night

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the lansing lugnuts are my favorite sports team

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

third to last time of the season 😔

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

it was "college night" so there was a live dj past right field at the lugnuts tonight. so it constantly felt like there was a guy playing music on a bluetooth speaker a section over

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

(not pictured: the not so distant sound of a dj set behind right field)

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

posting one of my all time favorites today for no reason

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

what the fuck. it's actually happening. farewell speedway

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ah the fleeting moments of a late season minor league baseball game

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

it's beer flavored beer except for the apple flavored beer

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

she doesn't know how to open a door. c'mon boo just push

boo is looking through a cracked open door

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

here's a few of my favorites from the "eating cigarettes era" of swan boy

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

what kind of animal was jimmy buffett in the swan boy universe

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

a spider was hard at work today on the tiki porch

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

while we're at it- the black road jerseys need to go. Black is what teams wear when they can't decide on anything. Switch to red! Or the old grays. They could do a red road jersey as a pallette-swap version of the A's uniform. If they *need* to have black away jerseys, at least throw in some red

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

my solution: ditch the A's uniforms. minor league teams wearing the big club's uniforms always look like a kid playing dress-up. Then, see how you can make some specialty jerseys match the existing format, like they did with this weekend's barbie uniforms.

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

for example: the lugnuts always wear their locos jerseys on tuesdays and their green athletics jerseys on sundays. then they're usually wearing a specialty jersey another day of the week. that means that they're wearing their standard uniforms only half the time at home!!