Reposted by mitch on the webBrandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand 2740361156
Reposted by mitch on the webSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Joanne Rowling naming a Jewish wizard: 0182
Reposted by mitch on the webFriendly Neighborhood Big Cat @loskemps1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/2NtqZm...open.spotify.comLido ShuffleBoz Scaggs · Silk Degrees · Song · 1976 142
Reposted by mitch on the webMr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers. 6694201
Reposted by mitch on the weblarry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ian. You Ever Bring Food From Home In To The Movie Theater. ? 011
Reposted by mitch on the webPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid 11894102
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026these are far too scary to be out in public 030
Reposted by mitch on the weblarry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ian K. Did You Know That Popeyes Change Extra For Pickle on The Sandwich 041
Reposted by mitch on the webWho You Callin’ Turkey @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who truly invented “baseball” as we know it? The question shall be posed eternal, as the answer shan’t Never be known! Lost to time, we must call it…one of history’s mysteries 071
Reposted by mitch on the webUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 04/10/2026i cant believe theybe done this 1582
Reposted by mitch on the webAaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Excellent to see this case made in another outlet policymakers and campaigners read. I’d add that I think a lot of the NYT’s influence among Dems comes from donors, not necessarily rank and file supporters. 430445
Reposted by mitch on the webJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want 171181127
Reposted by mitch on the webChris Hewitt @chewey.bsky.social · 04/10/20261 game in and this has been the longest season ever. It’s incredible how management have completely burned all good will with the fans. 022
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this chair is too fuckin big. why did they make this chair so large. for whom 140
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026every "cool tie to the evolution of life fact" like this reaffirms the idea i have where we live in the one place in time where *absolutely everything* went right for complex self-aware life to evolve. our lives are so precious 080
Reposted by mitch on the webworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10260701700
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ernest goes to camp shows that big business is pretty scary 220
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ernest scared stupid too scary. watch slam dunk ernest instead 240
Reposted by mitch on the webAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dave Portnoy and his Barstool Sports crew are out at Fox Sports' Big Noon Kickoff. awfulannouncing.com/barstool/the...awfulannouncing.comThe Fox 'Big Noon Kickoff' Barstool partnership ends abruptlyDave Portnoy and his Barstool Sports crew are reportedly out at Fox Sports' 'Big Noon Kickoff,' and Portnoy explained what he thinks happened. 13444
Reposted by mitch on the webIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026A truly bipartisan effort and the main result is that now more people know about Hasan 515522
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Reposted by mitch on the webryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/10/2026so it goes www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 3888
Reposted by mitch on the webJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone 675757
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's spooky month, the cringiest month of the year 030
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026picked up lankinen in my keeper league (goalie pickings are pretty dire) and was pleasantly surprised 000
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@jgoldstrass.bsky.social jesse can the lugnuts PLEASE do jon bois night 040
Reposted by mitch on the webJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 422556578
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus 061
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Reposted by mitch on the webBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation 1058957
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can't wait to watch this instead of demi lardner's "so you want to win a penis pump" 170
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i spent like 30 minutes looking for cup of noodles before i thought that maybe they don't have cup of noodles in stock 100
mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok so my computer is crashing out it's frozen up the last couple times I've tried starting the stream :((( 110