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Brandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026
Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand
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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026
Joanne Rowling naming a Jewish wizard:
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Friendly Neighborhood Big Cat @loskemps1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2NtqZm...
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Lido Shuffle
Boz Scaggs · Silk Degrees · Song · 1976
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ian. You Ever Bring Food From Home In To The Movie Theater. ?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't know
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are far too scary to be out in public
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ian K. Did You Know That Popeyes Change Extra For Pickle on The Sandwich
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Who You Callin’ Turkey @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who truly invented “baseball” as we know it? The question shall be posed eternal, as the answer shan’t Never be known! Lost to time, we must call it…one of history’s mysteries
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 04/10/2026
i cant believe theybe done this
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excellent to see this case made in another outlet policymakers and campaigners read. I’d add that I think a lot of the NYT’s influence among Dems comes from donors, not necessarily rank and file supporters.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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Chris Hewitt @chewey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1 game in and this has been the longest season ever. It’s incredible how management have completely burned all good will with the fans.
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i was at horrocks hawk-tuahberfest
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this chair is too fuckin big. why did they make this chair so large. for whom
i'm in a big chair at horrocks
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every "cool tie to the evolution of life fact" like this reaffirms the idea i have where we live in the one place in time where *absolutely everything* went right for complex self-aware life to evolve. our lives are so precious
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ernest goes to camp shows that big business is pretty scary
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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good Night Ian K. I Had To Dinner
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ernest scared stupid too scary. watch slam dunk ernest instead
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave Portnoy and his Barstool Sports crew are out at Fox Sports' Big Noon Kickoff. awfulannouncing.com/barstool/the...
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The Fox 'Big Noon Kickoff' Barstool partnership ends abruptly
Dave Portnoy and his Barstool Sports crew are reportedly out at Fox Sports' 'Big Noon Kickoff,' and Portnoy explained what he thinks happened.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026
A truly bipartisan effort and the main result is that now more people know about Hasan
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My wife is riffing now, I said “bababooey bababooey Howard sterns penis” and she said “oh peter” in the Lois voice. Maybe she is gonna start a podcast
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LUNAMOTH.BMF
A lime-green luna moth in flight. In the distance the sun rises over a mountain. It’s a rare sighting. The moths are nocturnal, and winged adults, called imago, live no longer than a week. Samantha remembers from some otherwise forgotten biology class that in their imago stage luna moths have no mouths and do not eat. Instead they subsist on fat reserves built up as caterpillars. If Samantha were to stop and think, she’d know why she remembers this detail about luna moths. But Samantha finds it best not to stop and think. Samantha finds it best to move, move, move.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/10/2026
so it goes www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gigglin' at gillies!
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's spooky month, the cringiest month of the year
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning boo
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sending so much love ❤️❤️
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
picked up lankinen in my keeper league (goalie pickings are pretty dire) and was pleasantly surprised
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jgoldstrass.bsky.social jesse can the lugnuts PLEASE do jon bois night
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A New Yorker-style cartoon of woman working at a computer. A hand extends out from the monitor dangling a pocket watch, and a voice from the monitor drones, “You’re getting sleepy…sleeepy.” Obviously the woman isn’t on the internet, otherwise instead of growing sleepy, she’d be outraged or bored. Most likely both at the same time. In fact, this is Anderson’s secretary, nodding off during a game of Minesweeper. The game will soon be disrupted (as will her reverie) when Anderson explodes from his office, a rubber ducky in his hand, shouting, It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming. He begins grabbing books from the shelves, flinging them across the office. A casebook of patent law hits the secretary in the forehead, most definitely waking her up. It will take five security guards to restrain Anderson.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
marv and harry’s son, junior
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 30/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just wanted to repost this all timer
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joey eating fast food
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
abdrew van ginkel
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2025
sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i miss bug con
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't wait to watch this instead of demi lardner's "so you want to win a penis pump"
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i spent like 30 minutes looking for cup of noodles before i thought that maybe they don't have cup of noodles in stock
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok so my computer is crashing out it's frozen up the last couple times I've tried starting the stream :(((
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