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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can’t wait to go to Oktoberfest with my man for our anniversary this weekend 🥰 🍻

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

shit you write when you've never met or spoken to another human being on this planet in your entire life

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026

“Costco is a cult “ A cult of livable wages and surprising deals Sign me TF up!!!

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to live in the moment but I can’t wait for Thanksgiving food

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

only a few more months!!

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my haters are damn vegetables. washed, chopped, cooked, and extra virgin

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A warm blankie + a cold Peppi + an audiobook about people bending the arc of history towards injustice

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I LIED. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN. SPIRIT HALLOWEEN HARDWARE STORE WEIRD AL PARODY!!!!

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...

If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Found the culprit

Diego Luna on the press tour for ROGUE ONE. Someone off-screen is asking 'If you could film with any previous character?' and Diego answers 'Jabba. I've always wanted to touch him. The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.'

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LINE @lineshark.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

“a world warrior must be strong in all areas…even reading..”

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The best defense against abusive customers remains customers witnessing the abuse. At the least, if you see it happen, call a manager to defend the employee before the abuser spins the story and gets someone fired. If you have low danger sense like me, "That's unnecessary" taunts the abuser.

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This lemon tastes like garbage

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

he said "hey you know the mall that is deceased right beside the starbucks well somebody leased it and in that room that was considered doomed where you can go buy FAKE TOMBS

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Might have to do this for gay Halloween

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Momtok is once again in shambles

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finally looked up what ítalo disco is and for #aesthetic #lifestyle purposes I wish I did that in June and not September

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sometimes I feel like I’m not spiritually ready for summer to be over. Sometimes I’m like gib me punkin spice

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone ate my pickles????? This is what I get for working at a Jewish organization

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Have you thanked a Costco employee for their service today

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One rain delay beer later, the team is hard at work rolling up the tarp

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not me thinking about this meme while discussing funeral arrangements with a congregant this week

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greggy @greggy.org · 16/08/2026

hey guys, time for me and @howintensive.bsky.social's podcast again. this time i get really pissed off at the republican's of Genessee County for being racist, and Mitch talks about the time he had at the Shiawassee County Fair which seems a lot more fun open.spotify.com/episode/5gux...